ErykaInspire.
June 24th, 2010, 05:36 PM
My friend (Who's a bit of a goofball) asked me to write a poem about a Magical Llama named Jose. Here's how it goes xD:
Once upon a time,
in a land far away
there lived a llama
who's name was Jose.
Jose grew hungry
and set out to find
something delicious
to render his mind.
He ate berries and
cakes, and bark off of trees.
But nothing did lavish,
or put the growling at ease.
He at scones and ants,
and honey bees, too.
The only thing he frowned upon
was the dung from a cockatoo.
Until at last,
on a bush partially seen
on the edge of a cliff,
he found a lima bean.
He sniffed it, and licked it,
then gobbled it whole.
His hunger soon faded,
he finally felt full.
As he wandered back home,
he started to float.
He grabbed onto many,
including a goat.
But with such disdain,
he flew to the stars.
Until he got caught
between Jupiter and Mars.
He let out some gas,
and started to sink
back toward Earth
with his disasterus stink.
He then started to glow
and took off like a light
He replaced the moon
with his abnormal light.
"I must be magic!" He exclaimed
as he burped up a slug.
He started falling once more,
with a gravitational tug.
When he finally landed,
back onto the soil he loves.
He coughed up the bean,
and two morning doves.
Jose the Llama learned something new,
He taught it to others, seemingly keen.
"Magic will get you far in life.
Just don't eat the bean."
Once upon a time,
in a land far away
there lived a llama
who's name was Jose.
Jose grew hungry
and set out to find
something delicious
to render his mind.
He ate berries and
cakes, and bark off of trees.
But nothing did lavish,
or put the growling at ease.
He at scones and ants,
and honey bees, too.
The only thing he frowned upon
was the dung from a cockatoo.
Until at last,
on a bush partially seen
on the edge of a cliff,
he found a lima bean.
He sniffed it, and licked it,
then gobbled it whole.
His hunger soon faded,
he finally felt full.
As he wandered back home,
he started to float.
He grabbed onto many,
including a goat.
But with such disdain,
he flew to the stars.
Until he got caught
between Jupiter and Mars.
He let out some gas,
and started to sink
back toward Earth
with his disasterus stink.
He then started to glow
and took off like a light
He replaced the moon
with his abnormal light.
"I must be magic!" He exclaimed
as he burped up a slug.
He started falling once more,
with a gravitational tug.
When he finally landed,
back onto the soil he loves.
He coughed up the bean,
and two morning doves.
Jose the Llama learned something new,
He taught it to others, seemingly keen.
"Magic will get you far in life.
Just don't eat the bean."