starrburst
June 16th, 2010, 03:45 PM
So, I had to re-write a fairytale story for English xD
It's not long....and it didn't take me long to write so don't expect much at all xD
I don't care 'bout schoolwork much;)
Once upon a time there lived a family, this family were well known throughout the magical land called Earth. The family were no other than The Hiltons. The children of this family, Hansel and Gretal Hilton, were spoilt rotten. They had the life other kids would dream of, but where they really living the dream?
Yes, they were...for starters they lived in a gorgeous mansion on a glorious, tropical Island. The weather there was always sunny and warm in Summer, and cool and snowy in Winter. They also owned the world's second largest tropical rain forest, mainly due to the fact the others were torn down when The World had started to run out of toilet roll in 2014. Yes, Life for Hansel and Gretal was good.
However one day Daddy Hilton decided that Mummy Hilton was not pretty enough now she was 'getting on a bit'. Ans so, after a few failed attempts at a face lift, he divorced her.
When told, Hansel and Gretal were extremely upset. To make it all worse the story was all over the papers. They were constantly swarmed with the press, wanting interviews and photographs.
Stressed and depressed, Daddy Hilton went for a getaway too Las Vagas. While there he met a woman, later that night they got married.
Hansel and Gretal did not like their new stepmum, not one bit. She didn't like them either. About a month went by, and the family started to earn less and less money. But their stepmum was spending more and more. She needed a solution, and quick!
Daddy Hilton was told by their stepmum (Shelly) that he was to take the 'brats' out and pretend to lose them. She continued to blame the money problems, even though they were her fault.
And so, being the selfish, self-centered man he was known to be, he took them to the airport the next day. Little did he know, Hansel knew of his plan and he brought over 30 signed photographs with him. All the way he distributed them so that him and his sister, Gretal, would hopefully find there way home later. Unlucky for them the paparazzi knew all there plans and gathered them up and sold them on Ebay.
When Hansel realized this they panicked. They where just about to shave their heads when Gretal spotted a helicopter, covered in glitter and sequins. They went and knocked on the door, and then realized it was a helicopter and would not work to knock. So they just walked in, oblivious to the danger that lurked within.
The interior was nothing like the outside of the helicopter. It was dark, and just looking at it depressed you so much that you want to start planning our funeral. Hansel wanted the song 'Haha your dead' at his. It seemed that the owner's favorite colour must be grey. All of the things in it were grey; including the sign that clearly said 'keep out' on it. They wandered around a bit, pondering on the fact that from the outside it looked like a small helicopter and on the inside it was the size of Buckingham Palace.
After exploring a few more rooms they were stopped by an evil mastermind, whom told them to call him 'The Dentist'. He force-fed them junk food and sweets. Then he planned to pull each and every one of their teeth out with his bare hands.
The Dentist grabbed Gretal's arm and he pushed her back into a Dentist chair. He pulled out a huge roll of silver duct tape and strapped her into the chair, and prepared to start the procedure. She screamed loudly and Hansel tried to escape from the room, as he was next.
All of a sudden their Dad barged through the doors. He ran over to Gretal first and ripped the duct tape off. Once freed she and Hansel pushed The Dentist over, and zipped him up in a body bag.
Their farther had gone and started the helicopter, so they could go home. As soon as they where high enough they pushed the body bag containing The Dentist out of the window.
When they got home Daddy Hilton divorced their evil stepmum because they found out it was all for publicity and she had been really cheating on him with The Dentist. The Hilton Family lived happily ever after, too bad about their ex-step mum and The Dentist.
LOL, I got bored....very bored
It's not long....and it didn't take me long to write so don't expect much at all xD
I don't care 'bout schoolwork much;)
Once upon a time there lived a family, this family were well known throughout the magical land called Earth. The family were no other than The Hiltons. The children of this family, Hansel and Gretal Hilton, were spoilt rotten. They had the life other kids would dream of, but where they really living the dream?
Yes, they were...for starters they lived in a gorgeous mansion on a glorious, tropical Island. The weather there was always sunny and warm in Summer, and cool and snowy in Winter. They also owned the world's second largest tropical rain forest, mainly due to the fact the others were torn down when The World had started to run out of toilet roll in 2014. Yes, Life for Hansel and Gretal was good.
However one day Daddy Hilton decided that Mummy Hilton was not pretty enough now she was 'getting on a bit'. Ans so, after a few failed attempts at a face lift, he divorced her.
When told, Hansel and Gretal were extremely upset. To make it all worse the story was all over the papers. They were constantly swarmed with the press, wanting interviews and photographs.
Stressed and depressed, Daddy Hilton went for a getaway too Las Vagas. While there he met a woman, later that night they got married.
Hansel and Gretal did not like their new stepmum, not one bit. She didn't like them either. About a month went by, and the family started to earn less and less money. But their stepmum was spending more and more. She needed a solution, and quick!
Daddy Hilton was told by their stepmum (Shelly) that he was to take the 'brats' out and pretend to lose them. She continued to blame the money problems, even though they were her fault.
And so, being the selfish, self-centered man he was known to be, he took them to the airport the next day. Little did he know, Hansel knew of his plan and he brought over 30 signed photographs with him. All the way he distributed them so that him and his sister, Gretal, would hopefully find there way home later. Unlucky for them the paparazzi knew all there plans and gathered them up and sold them on Ebay.
When Hansel realized this they panicked. They where just about to shave their heads when Gretal spotted a helicopter, covered in glitter and sequins. They went and knocked on the door, and then realized it was a helicopter and would not work to knock. So they just walked in, oblivious to the danger that lurked within.
The interior was nothing like the outside of the helicopter. It was dark, and just looking at it depressed you so much that you want to start planning our funeral. Hansel wanted the song 'Haha your dead' at his. It seemed that the owner's favorite colour must be grey. All of the things in it were grey; including the sign that clearly said 'keep out' on it. They wandered around a bit, pondering on the fact that from the outside it looked like a small helicopter and on the inside it was the size of Buckingham Palace.
After exploring a few more rooms they were stopped by an evil mastermind, whom told them to call him 'The Dentist'. He force-fed them junk food and sweets. Then he planned to pull each and every one of their teeth out with his bare hands.
The Dentist grabbed Gretal's arm and he pushed her back into a Dentist chair. He pulled out a huge roll of silver duct tape and strapped her into the chair, and prepared to start the procedure. She screamed loudly and Hansel tried to escape from the room, as he was next.
All of a sudden their Dad barged through the doors. He ran over to Gretal first and ripped the duct tape off. Once freed she and Hansel pushed The Dentist over, and zipped him up in a body bag.
Their farther had gone and started the helicopter, so they could go home. As soon as they where high enough they pushed the body bag containing The Dentist out of the window.
When they got home Daddy Hilton divorced their evil stepmum because they found out it was all for publicity and she had been really cheating on him with The Dentist. The Hilton Family lived happily ever after, too bad about their ex-step mum and The Dentist.
LOL, I got bored....very bored