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Sugaree
June 11th, 2010, 06:57 PM
In a shocking and disturbing turn of events for teen pop sensation Justin Bieber fans, the teen idol was found passed out on the couch in his home in Ontario. Early police reports indicate that illegal drugs, namely cocaine, may be factors in the young singer’s condition.

Doctors at Toronto East General Hospital announced the star dead minutes after his arrival at the hospital. Police say Bieber may have been unconscious for several hours before he was discovered by his mother, Pattie Mallette. According to police, Mallette immediately called Canadian 911 services.

“It really wasn’t that big of a surprise to hear that he’s been doing cocaine,” said friend Jaden Smith. “He’s been antisocial lately... he never had time for anyone.”

Bieber’s fans have mixed feelings. “I was in love with Justin, but I never would have though he’d have done drugs. It just doesn’t seem like him.” says one fan posting on the fan site j-bieber.org. Parents on the site are outraged. “My kids looked up to Bieber--he was a hero to them, but now he’s done a Britney. I hope someone has to pay for this. We can’t have kids thinking drugs are acceptable just because all of their idols use them. Hopefully this sends a strong message.”

Bieber was known for being loved by his many female fans. He rose to popularity through songs like “Baby” and “Never Say Never”, both of which were in the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100, an entertainment industry music chart.

FOX News will be posting more information as it is available.

EDIT: Faulty source (it appeared to be legit), he's alive and well. Sources say he's in the Bahamas right now rehearsing for a show.

Wtficus
June 11th, 2010, 07:07 PM
Please please please be real

seriously PLEEEEEEEEEEASE

ackmedsgirl666
June 11th, 2010, 07:08 PM
this isn't real
he is infact still alive

Sugaree
June 11th, 2010, 07:10 PM
this isn't real
he is infact still alive

Yep, I'm doing all the checks now. Looks like he's sill alive. Looks like the source link I posted was all a hoax. I'm reporting this thread so it gets locked.

Please please please be real

seriously PLEEEEEEEEEEAS

I don't like the kid, but seriously? You're wishing death on him? Look, I don't like him that much, but I don't want him to die. What the fuck man...

Wtficus
June 11th, 2010, 07:11 PM
wait, it's fox news...

Sugaree
June 11th, 2010, 07:12 PM
wait, it's fox news...

It's a fake source disguised (very well) to look like the official Fox News site.

ackmedsgirl666
June 11th, 2010, 07:12 PM
so what
is it false or not?
im checking right now on google

ShatteredWings
June 11th, 2010, 07:13 PM
wahts the link? they might be a runner for The Onion

Sugaree
June 11th, 2010, 07:13 PM
so what
is it false or not?
im checking right now on google

Yes, it IS false. There's plenty of sources that confirm he's rehearsing for a show in the Bahamas. This was all a joke.

Wtficus
June 11th, 2010, 07:14 PM
It's a fake source disguised (very well) to look like the official Fox News site.

yea in teh link between fox it had something like 'dizzl"

ackmedsgirl666
June 11th, 2010, 07:17 PM
yeaH TRUE3
i have him on twitter
i just checked and he had a matter of fact posted 1 hr ago

Obscene Eyedeas
June 11th, 2010, 07:28 PM
:locked: Op requested. don't worry ladies and gents he's still alive