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jetbluerocks
June 7th, 2010, 01:29 AM
The only place I can think of is in a tree house on a mountain.

Sandlapper50
June 7th, 2010, 08:52 AM
i beat off on a bus one time

Fallen69
June 7th, 2010, 12:58 PM
i beat off on a bus one time

How the hell did you get away with that?!? Lol

The Madman
June 7th, 2010, 01:10 PM
I got one betta!

I jacked off in my maths class once.

And i used to take my dog out a walk then sit in a quit part of the wood and ''get it out'' then jack off.

Sandlapper50
June 7th, 2010, 01:19 PM
How the hell did you get away with that?!? Lol

we were on a long field trip and most people were asleep...

Jcat3
June 7th, 2010, 01:56 PM
In my tree house in my camped and in woods

gooog34
June 7th, 2010, 01:57 PM
There's probably already thread for this but

I've done it in a car on the way back from camp. I had a blanket though. Also outside a couple times, in friends house while they were on vacation.

Kitty Purry
June 7th, 2010, 02:25 PM
I'm positive there's like 50 thousand threads like this..,.,, but ANYWAYS


The craziest place I've done it is, ummmm outside once:D

cokeboy
June 7th, 2010, 11:09 PM
outside,in a park,under a neighbors front porch with a friend

curious_dude
June 7th, 2010, 11:11 PM
The weirdest has to be at a sports store restroom.

nightStriker
June 7th, 2010, 11:29 PM
weirdest place for me is the blockbuster lol

Texasdude3241
June 7th, 2010, 11:51 PM
School bathroom. Locker room.

Zero Beat
June 8th, 2010, 06:18 AM
I'm positive there's like 50 thousand threads like this..,.,, but ANYWAYS


The craziest place I've done it is, ummmm outside once:D

Yeah there is. :P


Ummm for me... Ummm... On a haystack :]

Punjab
June 8th, 2010, 06:41 AM
school at the urinal or when i was surfing one time i got bored and had a wank in the water haha

cota28
June 8th, 2010, 07:57 AM
yeah ive done the urinal thing at school and at the mall. friends backyards

clew
June 9th, 2010, 03:37 PM
in a cubical in a public shower

thatonechick
June 9th, 2010, 04:16 PM
Walmarts bathroom lol

swimmwe guy
June 9th, 2010, 04:18 PM
bathroom at the mall and i did it once while driving

CantBeTamed
June 9th, 2010, 04:21 PM
Tree House Woods Shed

steezypeezy
June 9th, 2010, 04:22 PM
in the bathroom at skool once, won't do that again

Koby
June 9th, 2010, 04:38 PM
airplane

Yahyahyah
June 19th, 2010, 05:04 PM
how about a public bathroom? lol

districtnowhere
June 19th, 2010, 05:10 PM
how about school bathroom and a mall changing room?

sjfz
June 19th, 2010, 05:16 PM
On a path in the woods, school restroom at the urinal, public bathrooms.

waffleguy
June 19th, 2010, 05:19 PM
urinal in a store bathroom

maestro15
June 19th, 2010, 07:28 PM
Cockpit of a Cessna

LordOfTheToaster
June 19th, 2010, 09:38 PM
At the beach. I spewed right through the suit, too... :D Not a pleasant experience.

waffleguy
June 19th, 2010, 09:41 PM
At the beach. I spewed right through the suit, too... :D Not a pleasant experience.

why wasn't it pleasant? lol the :D was misleading

pump_it_good
June 20th, 2010, 07:42 AM
in my cousins hot tub hahahahaha best ever oh and in my naighbors pool and pool bathroom with my friends.

wtrocks
June 20th, 2010, 02:41 PM
mall, pool, school bathroom, outside, and in a tent.

Dylan303
June 20th, 2010, 04:44 PM
in the woods

tyrec97
June 20th, 2010, 05:48 PM
i did it with the best friend at his house

KFC_Kid
June 21st, 2010, 11:33 AM
on a plane 36,000ft

The Madman
June 21st, 2010, 11:35 AM
In a school classroom

in the woods near my bit

CestDan
June 21st, 2010, 12:25 PM
back seat of a car

Billy15
June 22nd, 2010, 03:37 PM
in the woods lots of times lol, in a tree house, school and one time in our back yard when it was dark

The Ninja
June 23rd, 2010, 12:48 AM
a hammic

LucaLandino
June 23rd, 2010, 03:50 AM
On my friends car xDD

sfmdraw
June 23rd, 2010, 11:38 AM
In the woods and in a tree orchard, where I could have easily been found. Luckily I wasn't. ;)

jameshotti12boy
June 23rd, 2010, 03:49 PM
Outside, at school, in my friends van while going to pool.

trouble
June 23rd, 2010, 05:51 PM
in the locker room

suprise
June 23rd, 2010, 06:02 PM
1) my truck, passenger seat, uptown
2) female locker room during summer... no one there...
3) friends downstairs
4) shower in hotel with other guys in the hotel room
5) and probably alot more places that i cannot remember.

frisk
June 23rd, 2010, 07:22 PM
1. at a field at night
2. in many many bathrooms at school
3. in my car
4. in a river at night
5. under a bridge during school
6. at a girls school - they weren't there

DismaliciouSx
June 24th, 2010, 12:35 AM
hmm i would say, cemetary

seanyboy15
June 24th, 2010, 09:52 AM
hmm i would say, cemetary

why would you jerk it in a cemetary?

billium183
June 24th, 2010, 10:59 AM
hm..outside multiple times...once in the snow.

Tommy221
June 25th, 2010, 05:24 PM
In the garden
In a friend's romm while he was on the toilet
In a fitting room
In a whirl pool

dwl8fl
June 25th, 2010, 07:19 PM
in walarts bathroom lol

keas96
June 25th, 2010, 10:18 PM
like at least 5 rooms in my friend's house and more in mine ... i did it outside in my yard last weekend

obknobe
June 25th, 2010, 11:38 PM
I did it in class one time--VERY quietly and carefully. No one knew. But I ended up with one MESSY pocket!

snk102892
June 26th, 2010, 05:11 AM
lockeroom, beach, my friend's kitchen counter, hotel pool.....

eltomo
June 26th, 2010, 03:34 PM
beach, in class, girlfriends garden, swimming pool, library

Shortkid
June 27th, 2010, 10:36 PM
In the back seat of a minivan when my uncle was driving. It was at night and I had a blanket over me.

raymond
June 29th, 2010, 12:13 PM
In the lockeroom after soccer practice when the team went to the showers.

DismaliciouSx
June 30th, 2010, 03:44 AM
why would you jerk it in a cemetary?

HaHa, it was dark i was super hard and we had to change a tire (yeah i know change a tire in a cemetary, cliche huh?)

Dog Desab
June 30th, 2010, 01:57 PM
swimming pool, jacuzzi, friends house, dressing room.... too many places :P

CutieHoney
July 2nd, 2010, 05:40 AM
...............

dec_1892
July 2nd, 2010, 01:25 PM
Bathroom and outside.

curiousteen
July 2nd, 2010, 02:52 PM
outside and in school

oreolover
July 2nd, 2010, 03:45 PM
outside,in a plane and in school lol :)

trevor208002
July 2nd, 2010, 04:56 PM
in a hotel room with other guys around, in a pool, in a hot tub, in a cabbin at camp with other guys around.

badderanarchy
July 2nd, 2010, 09:32 PM
school auditormy

Brandon16
July 3rd, 2010, 04:04 AM
In the ocean omnom hope there wasn't any horny sharks

cubbsie
July 3rd, 2010, 05:02 AM
I once jerked off in my English class and during one of my maths exams at school

Trackstar29
July 5th, 2010, 01:53 PM
Havent really did it anywhere special lol

Filipe
July 11th, 2010, 11:16 AM
In my grandfathers office... haha.. He didn't even notice me... (there are two pcs there)

aaronbrumbrum22
July 11th, 2010, 05:06 PM
I've done it @ the movies before!

walpoler93
July 11th, 2010, 05:13 PM
tons of wierd places, lol! target, burger king, after school in the school bathroom, shower stall at public pool, just ta name a few! lol

swimmerjeff
July 11th, 2010, 05:16 PM
Off a hotel balcony, in the woods, my friend's bed, an airplane, the hot tub, in a steam room at the Y, showers at the YMCA, hollister changing room... I look for fun places, lol

notsure101
July 11th, 2010, 05:18 PM
In school bathroom

suck it
July 12th, 2010, 12:47 AM
On my best friends bed while they went on vacation. but got caught on his web cam :(

guy1630
July 12th, 2010, 02:02 AM
I did it at the white house .

nick234
July 12th, 2010, 06:00 AM
So many places, garden, pool , so many planes, park, friends house, in a room with my friend who wasn't asleep (blanket) beach, public toilet and a shopping centre..... So many more

Sheiuni
July 12th, 2010, 07:12 AM
in a hotel room with other guys around, in a pool, in a hot tub, in a cabbin at camp with other guys around.

thats hot :)

hung drummer guy
July 12th, 2010, 11:24 AM
in the bathroom at school during detention a few times. never again.

Animalex
July 12th, 2010, 01:06 PM
Welll... I've done it outside in a bush with my best friend (not each other) And in public toilet stalls :D they were both totaly fun xD

Ender
July 12th, 2010, 01:23 PM
In my backyard with this friend who i hadnt seen in forever (he was visiting).

Ghost_Hunter
July 12th, 2010, 05:47 PM
Friend's basement

Noah_101
July 25th, 2010, 09:08 PM
hot tub, g/f bedroom

GeneralCrash70
July 25th, 2010, 09:10 PM
I did it the other day while I was driving, and that's not a joke either.... I'm a VERY good driver.

Ender
July 25th, 2010, 09:30 PM
I did it the other day while I was driving, and that's not a joke either.... I'm a VERY good driver.

That sounds very dangerous. When your driving, thats the only thing you should be doing. Distractions like texting, arguing, sex, masturbation, etc. can very very easily lead to accidents, in the blink of an eye.

GeneralCrash70
July 25th, 2010, 09:58 PM
That sounds very dangerous. When your driving, thats the only thing you should be doing. Distractions like texting, arguing, sex, masturbation, etc. can very very easily lead to accidents, in the blink of an eye.

I absolutely agree, but lemme tell you: long drives do some wierd shit to you...

Ender
July 25th, 2010, 10:03 PM
I absolutely agree, but lemme tell you: long drives do some wierd shit to you...

Pull off, find a rest stop, something. But not while operating a moving vehicle...

GeneralCrash70
July 25th, 2010, 10:06 PM
Lol, one time thing for sure man, it's not too fun, and just bit nerve racking... But I get your point.

AMili
July 25th, 2010, 10:09 PM
N a sleeping bag while camping

Bstkid21
July 28th, 2010, 12:37 AM
i did it durring the day in the back seet of the car with my parents well we were on r way home from vacation

ItsMyTime2009
July 28th, 2010, 09:32 AM
DIY Store toilets, a plane, school toilets, woods, friends toilet

Lan_Man
July 28th, 2010, 10:03 AM
Locker Room at the Gym

SWMG
July 28th, 2010, 11:02 AM
Well at a pool with people surrounding and a movind train dad infront

usedtobejv
July 28th, 2010, 07:29 PM
In a plane lol

trugman54
July 28th, 2010, 08:40 PM
In the middle of a DBQ test in class

MoveAlong
July 28th, 2010, 09:12 PM
ON YOUR MOM.

HAAAA. ha HA.

Jed69
July 29th, 2010, 08:30 AM
lol on the plane xD

sboy123
July 29th, 2010, 08:51 AM
in a cinema.

heyyitskylex
July 29th, 2010, 08:53 AM
in an abandoned school across the street from my house

Judas
July 30th, 2010, 02:05 AM
Shower stall at locker room.

jimmy-magic
July 30th, 2010, 09:23 PM
on my roof man. peace .

TylerD96VA
July 30th, 2010, 09:30 PM
stockroom at work and backseat with my friend on the way to the beach (it was dark lol).

DanielBoy
August 1st, 2010, 01:07 AM
I'm positive there's like 50 thousand threads like this..,.,, but ANYWAYS


The craziest place I've done it is, ummmm outside once:D

I completely agree, I think the craziest place I have done it is in an airplane bathroom. :D

traxxluver
August 2nd, 2010, 01:13 PM
car and backyard

whatup
August 2nd, 2010, 01:17 PM
on a trail in the woods, in a country club pool changing room

Jason Ruechel
August 2nd, 2010, 03:18 PM
In the woods on a rainy day near my cities main park.

kartman
August 2nd, 2010, 04:55 PM
in a hotel room while away with my mates :D

Matt_123
August 2nd, 2010, 07:20 PM
In my friends toilet, friends room while they were in it, my living room wiht other guys, neibhours back garden, the woods

CLBlake
August 2nd, 2010, 11:40 PM
In the backseat of my car, parked in the middle of the empty party of the parking lot. I was really horny so I had to find somewhere to do it... hah. Also in a public restroom at the park... and I think that's it.

loverboy69
August 6th, 2010, 12:01 AM
bathroom at a water park...I was horney.

loverboy69
August 6th, 2010, 12:02 AM
Next to a friend while he slept...it was fun!

neigh
August 8th, 2010, 03:30 PM
with a group of guys in an old factory building.

lightkun
August 8th, 2010, 03:45 PM
Ummm a parking lot. On an airplane. My back yard. A truck stop bathroom (someone left a hustler there)

Rimatox
August 8th, 2010, 05:28 PM
Ain't no bathrooms slipping pass me.

Chill_dude
August 8th, 2010, 06:19 PM
School Bathroom....Twice

walpoler93
August 8th, 2010, 09:06 PM
hershey park changing room :P

dude14
August 8th, 2010, 10:46 PM
haha under the covers of my best freinds fave blanket. i told him i dint want to jack off in his bathroom so he dosent think i did it at all lol.

VTry007
August 9th, 2010, 07:08 PM
Next to a friend while he slept...it was fun!

I'm not sure it's weird, but my friend and I were sharing a motel room with two beds. In the morning I j/o because I felt like it. I didn't think he was awake yet. Later that morning, after taking showers, he mumbled "Do you want a blow job?" I wasn't sure what to say, hmmm. I should have said, "Sure!"

quackda93
August 9th, 2010, 08:14 PM
For me... it is during class, in a school bathroom, on an airplane, or in a car.