My meat hits the water in toilets...

[Koby]

Now I wouldn't say I have a huge penis but 6" is certainly above "average" for a 13 year old. Anyway on to the problem, when I sit down at any toilet my penis hits the water which is really disgusting and I wrap my penis around towards my butt so it doesn't get wet.

I was wondering if anyone has this problem as well or if something is anatomically weird with me. :whoops:

[ray8806]

Eww.

Umm I would say buy a deeper toilet. Because it sounds to me that it isn't deep at all. I mean, mine is 6.75 inches, and mine doesn't hit the toilet water at all.

It's either one of the following:

1) You have a shallow toilet bowl

2) You're making this up.

OR

3) You're body is, as you said, very anatomically weird and your penis is positioned lower on your body than it should be. If this, talk to a doctor.

[Koby]

Eww.

Umm I would say buy a deeper toilet. Because it sounds to me that it isn't deep at all. I mean, mine is 6.75 inches, and mine doesn't hit the toilet water at all.

It's either one of the following:

1) You have a shallow toilet bowl

2) You're making this up.

OR

3) You're body is, as you said, very anatomically weird and your penis is positioned lower on your body than it should be. If this, talk to a doctor.
I've seen deep toilets and tried it, it helps a little but if I'm hot, it's long and will hit anything. And I promise I'm not making this up but you don't have to believe that now do you?
I think my body is anatomically near perfect, just weird phenomena.

[ryker]

This is very weird to me. But I am only starting to begin puberty

[CaptainObvious]

Now I wouldn't say I have a huge penis but 6" is certainly above "average" for a 13 year old. Anyway on to the problem, when I sit down at any toilet my penis hits the water which is really disgusting and I wrap my penis around towards my butt so it doesn't get wet.

I was wondering if anyone has this problem as well or if something is anatomically weird with me. :whoops:

You're 6" soft? Well... not commenting on the likelihood, but unless it regularly hangs straight down it shouldn't be hitting the water in most toilets. Is that the case?

If so, I don't know what to suggest. Try a deeper toilet, basically, or try to semi-squat if you don't want it in the water.

[Koby]

You're 6" soft? Well... not commenting on the likelihood, but unless it regularly hangs straight down it shouldn't be hitting the water in most toilets. Is that the case?

If so, I don't know what to suggest. Try a deeper toilet, basically, or try to semi-squat if you don't want it in the water.

5 soft when it's hot out, 6" last time i checked hard

[CaptainObvious]

5 soft when it's hot out, 6" last time i checked hard

Well normally when one is erect the penis goes somewhat up (thus the slang term) which would make it less likely to hit the water. If you're 5" soft, I still don't see it hitting the water in most toilets unless the toilet has high water/is very short, or your penis hangs straight down. Either way, the solutions are the same as I described above: find a toilet with more distance from seat level to water level, or semi-squat when your penis is in a bigger-than-normal soft state so it doesn't go in the water.

[ImCoolBeans]

thats kinda gross, id just keep doing what your doing to make it not

[jimmycouch14]

is this for real

[Icilim]

Pee standing up then. If it hits the water then im not sure anyone would be able to help you lol

[UnknownError]

Haha, this has to be a joke. xD

[Koby]

This isn't a joke I just don't know what I'm doing wrong.

[Giles]

I'm guessing that your toilet is has a combination of being very low and a high water level. If there's nothing you can do about the water level then I would suggest urinating standing up when possible and when you need to shit, just hold it. That's the only thing I can think of, involving your body, that you can do to prevent that.