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nick
May 14th, 2010, 03:14 AM
A tourist who fell asleep on a beach in New Zealand following a naked swim has been admitted to hospital after a venomous native spider bit him on his penis.

The 22-year-old Canadian, who had earlier left his clothes in the sand dunes while he went for a "skinny dip", then spent 16 days in hospital suffering from potentially fatal heart inflammation.

"He woke to find his penis swollen and painful, with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite," Dr Nigel Harrison, who treated the man, writes in the latest New Zealand Medical Journal.

"He rapidly developed generalised muscle pains, fever, headache, photophobia [light sensitivity] and vomiting.

"It was a rather nasty, ill-placed bite," Dr Harrison said.

By the time the tourist reached the nearest hospital, in the northern town of Dargaville, his penis was severely swollen, his blood pressure was up and his heartbeat racing.

The following morning, chest pain and other symptoms developed and doctors diagnosed he had been bitten by a katipo, a rare native spider related to the Australian redback and North American black widow spiders.

The man was treated with anti-venom medicine sent from the regional hospital in Whangarei.

Although his condition rapidly improved the heart problems persisted.

As a result, he was treated at Whangarei Hospital then transferred to the much larger Auckland Hospital before returning home to Canada.

"He was discharged after a total of 16 days in hospital. On review he was generally well," the medical journal report says.

It is the first known case of myocarditis, or heart inflammation, occurring after a katipo spider bite.

The katipo, a Maori name meaning "night-stinger", is on New Zealand's endangered species list.

The spiders usually bite only in self defence.

The female has a black body with a white bordered red stripe on its back, while the male is white with black stripes and red diamond-shaped markings.

Only two deaths from katipo bites have been recorded, both in the 19th century.


Source here (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/newzealand/7722296/Tourist-hospitalised-by-venomous-spider-bite-on-penis.html)

Ryhanna
May 14th, 2010, 03:32 AM
Such an odd story...

A comedian called Wil Anderson (I think we're related somehow, or he's related to my uncle or something like that...) posted jokes about this on twitter, they were hilarious... Like "Next time he orgasms a bunch of baby spiders will jump out" and such :D

I'd hate to be that guy though, OW!

Perseus
May 14th, 2010, 05:47 AM
Man, that would be so painful. Tip of the day kiddies; don't fall asleep on a beach naked.

Kaius
May 14th, 2010, 05:49 AM
Oucchh..

Hollywood
May 14th, 2010, 10:27 AM
How does that not wake you up? If getting sharp teeth and venom stuck in your penis doesn't wake you up, nothing will.

nick
May 14th, 2010, 10:29 AM
Yeh but the man's obviously a wimp, I mean if I had to go to casualty everytime my penis was severely swollen....

Blood
May 14th, 2010, 10:34 AM
Poor guy...

Sith Lord 13
May 14th, 2010, 10:38 AM
Too bad he didn't have to have the venom sucked out. :P

Bad joke I know.

Blood
May 14th, 2010, 11:12 AM
too bad he didn't have to have the venom sucked out. :p

bad joke i know.

lmao

Uprising
May 14th, 2010, 11:48 PM
I have no words to describe how painful this sounds

PatrickZii
May 15th, 2010, 09:53 AM
This is the single scariest thing I have heard in a long time.

wtrocks
May 21st, 2010, 07:00 PM
OOoooOoOw!!

Never going to the beach again...

ericboi
May 25th, 2010, 02:42 PM
If I ever do something naked outside, I'm putting bug spray on my penis. :yes:

nick
May 25th, 2010, 02:49 PM
If I ever do something naked outside, I'm putting bug spray on my penis. :yes:
lmfao

Brighter.Tomorrow
May 27th, 2010, 08:46 PM
O.O
That sounds horrible...
I thought Spider Venom, rotted your flesh though?

JaiBrazier
June 4th, 2010, 08:35 PM
one word: OUCH!

Scarface
June 4th, 2010, 08:45 PM
O.O
That sounds horrible...
I thought Spider Venom, rotted your flesh though?

That's typically with the Brown Recluse spider it has flesh eating venom.

On topic that has to suck.

deadpie
June 4th, 2010, 09:35 PM
They said, "spiders usually bight in defense", which means he was obviously trying to get head from the spider.

Eskimo
June 4th, 2010, 10:05 PM
very strange, sad, and disturbing

Lifeguard18
June 9th, 2010, 08:32 PM
i am now feeling very squirmy, shocked, and an OMG mood