Fortunate/Unfortunate

[Jess]

I will post something unfortunante that happens to, lets say, Jim. Then you post something that happens to Jim that is fortunante and so on. Lets start

Jim was walking but then he got stuck in cement...

[bman123457]

jim walked out of the wet cement and found a cat =)

[Tarragona]

As he bent down to pick it up, the cat scratched his hand

[Jess]

well you guys are kind of getting it wrong but oh well (put unfortunately and fortunately in front so we know which one you are on)



Fortunately it was only a little scratch

[Antonioc]

but it was still bleeding, and the smell of blood made the cat scratch him again

[wtrocks]

Fortunately he was able to get away from the cat.

[nick]

unfortunately he got hit by a bus

[John Marston]

fortunately only his foot got hit by the bus

[wtrocks]

Unfortunately he had to get his foot amputated.

[nick]

fortunately he was world champion at the 200 meter hop

[starbrite5]

Unfortunately, he injured his remaining foot at the 2012 Olympics.

[dhjgfdgrrr]

fortunately he was give two artifical feet

[Sith Lord 13]

Unfortunately, these new feet weighed as much as a cement brick.

[that kid]

Fortunately he got a wheelchair instead

[Sith Lord 13]

Unfortunately, the wheelchair had a mind of it's own.

[dhjgfdgrrr]

fortunately, the wheelchair wheeled him to a hospital known for it's advanced foot-replacement technology

[Sith Lord 13]

Unfortunately, he was turned away, due to lack of funds.

[Krazymitch]

Fortunately he found a ball of bluetack and was able to pay for surgery wiht it