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nick
May 8th, 2010, 05:59 AM
Hundreds of thousands of embarrassed Britons are suffering in silence every year after injuring themselves during sex.

A survey found that around a third of the adult population – about 18 million people – has suffered an ache or strain either during or after bouts of passion.

Pulled muscles emerged as the most common complaint, followed by back injuries, carpet burns, cricked neck and bashing an elbow or knee.

As many as 40 per cent only realised they were injured the morning after because they were overcome with passion and did not notice it at the time.

Five per cent of people have had to take time off work because of sex related injuries.

Two per cent had even been left with broken bones while others suffered bruised shoulders, twisted knees, sprained ankles or wrists and bent back fingers.

Despite the upholstery, the sofa proved to be the riskiest place to have sex – mainly because of the number of wine glasses and plates left lying around during passionate nights in.

Unsurprisingly, stairs were the second most dangerous place for lovemaking ahead of the family car and the shower. Other hazardous locations included chairs, the kitchen table, the lavatory and office cupboards.

One in 10 people said they or their partner had fallen off the bed during sex and one in 50 said they had fallen off a washing machine during the act.

As well as the risk to life and limb, the survey also uncovered how sex can leave a trail of destruction around the home, with bed frames, wine glasses and picture frames among possessions most at risk.

Some more energetic people admitted accidentally smashing a hole in a wall or breaking chests of drawers or doors.

Almost four out of 10 people claimed to have broken something around the house during sex with the average cost of damage touching £154.



Full story here (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7694575/Painful-passion-thousands-nursing-secret-sex-injuries.html)

Nelson
May 8th, 2010, 10:14 AM
LOL.

Obscene Eyedeas
May 8th, 2010, 10:54 AM
Wow, its a dangerous passtime apparently. ;)

Bougainvillea
May 8th, 2010, 10:55 AM
Yeah, me and Cathy always end up breaking a window or something. ;)

Whisper
May 8th, 2010, 11:57 AM
meh its not fun if it isn't a lil rough

Bougainvillea
May 8th, 2010, 11:59 AM
True Kodie.
Nothing like smashing vases and wine glasses over your partners head, while getting it on.

Ahh. That's the best. :P

Kahn
May 8th, 2010, 01:36 PM
I broke my arm last time I fell of the washing machine.

God damn maybe I shouldn't have tried the heavenly position.

Blood
May 8th, 2010, 03:37 PM
I seriously lol'd when I read this.

ShatteredWings
May 8th, 2010, 04:41 PM
This made my day :lol3:

Antares
May 8th, 2010, 04:45 PM
roflmao.

People just dont know how to do it right :P

PainUnreal
May 8th, 2010, 05:34 PM
This oddly enough made me laugh... idek why, I just find it really funny that so many people get any injuries at all, much less actually break a bone or something, when they're having sex...

mrmcdonaldduck
May 9th, 2010, 06:33 AM
lot of unco people having sex these days

Malcolm Tucker
May 9th, 2010, 06:45 AM
bahaha.

I lold

Strength
May 9th, 2010, 08:41 AM
i fell out of the bed one time. so embarrassing.

DayBreakArt
May 9th, 2010, 08:45 AM
LMAO! "If it's not rough it isn't fun" Truest lyrics ever. XD Nothing like tearing the house down in those passionate moments. (;

Hollywood
May 9th, 2010, 09:02 AM
One third? Wow, didn't know that many people liked it rough. LOL

Hatsune Miku
May 9th, 2010, 01:40 PM
LOL.

That is all

PatrickZii
May 11th, 2010, 09:22 PM
This made me giggle. A lot.

starbrite5
May 11th, 2010, 09:37 PM
Wow. Just wow. :)

Brighter.Tomorrow
May 12th, 2010, 06:50 PM
Thats...kinda creepy.
Makes me wonder about all of my sister's bruises.

Nick, all I have to say is..: Thank you for giving us this laugh. XD

Sith Lord 13
May 13th, 2010, 01:46 AM
Now I wonder, did this count intentionally inflicted pain?