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Impact13
April 13th, 2010, 04:21 PM
hey i wana know if you see someone at a urinal do you go to the one right next to him?

SimplyTom
April 13th, 2010, 04:23 PM
no i normally go to the one furthest away from people

Wonder.
April 13th, 2010, 04:33 PM
You should stay as far away from other men at urinals. It's privacy issues.

YourFriend
April 13th, 2010, 04:44 PM
no i normally go to the one furthest away from people

Me too lol. ^^

Joshrofl
April 13th, 2010, 04:52 PM
Since like 3rd grade nobody went in the one right next to a person (Afraid of them peeing on your leg lol) Even if there is no more urinals that is not right next to someone we will wait.

Amnesiac
April 13th, 2010, 05:30 PM
That's the exact opposite of what I do. Urinals are extremely awkward places...

The only thing that makes them better are DIVIDERS. EVERY RESTROOM SHOULD HAVE URINAL DIVIDERS!

SneakBrain
April 13th, 2010, 05:44 PM
sometimes if it's all busy but if it's not i skip one or two from the person next to me

songboy
April 13th, 2010, 06:06 PM
You should stay as far away from other men at urinals. It's privacy issues.

meto

Standard Stick
April 13th, 2010, 06:13 PM
i go to the farthest one and turn to the corner

PuppetPrince
April 13th, 2010, 07:04 PM
LOL WOW!
i guess i never noticed , but yeah.
I mean i really don't care. But i also tend to go a couple away or in a stall.

JdotD
April 13th, 2010, 08:33 PM
I leave as much space as possible, though i wouldnt mind peeking im too respectful...

Suicune
April 13th, 2010, 08:36 PM
I would say the farthest possible away from the other person. But I never use them because of too many creeps. >_>

Wetherbubble
April 13th, 2010, 08:53 PM
The only thing that makes them better are DIVIDERS. EVERY RESTROOM SHOULD HAVE URINAL DIVIDERS!. Agree

Kevwee
April 13th, 2010, 08:55 PM
I usually go to the urinal that is at least 2 urinals away. Its just like a rule haha

Kohta
April 13th, 2010, 09:30 PM
from what i have heard the man rule is if there are 3 urinals and one guy is at the right one you go to the left one and if you are at the left one and a guy goes to the middle one he has broken the rule!

pageplant77
April 13th, 2010, 09:43 PM
I always go to the ones furthest away from where the other guys are. If theres a bathroom with like 6 urinals and there are two guys on each end, then I'll go to the one in the middle or in a stall.

zippy
April 13th, 2010, 09:48 PM
Go at least one urinal away!

lovestoshow
April 13th, 2010, 09:49 PM
Rule of thumb, if there isnt a urinal open go into a stall

Mr. Smithers
April 14th, 2010, 03:44 AM
Didn't know there were rules.

I guess it's polite to not go to a one right next to someone already going, especially if there are other open ones, that's just privacy invasion.

Sometimes people do use the one right next to mine, I feel kinda violated.

nick
April 14th, 2010, 05:01 AM
I leave a gap if I can, but if there's only one free and its next to someone then I would use it. Find it kinda hard to go if I think anyones looking though.

Giles
April 14th, 2010, 08:53 AM
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Just what I find to be a funny video....

Anyway, yeah. I generally go at least 2 away if I can. If I can't then it's no problem really, I just go. Although I'm similar to Nick in the way that I can't pee if I think someone is watching.

dantheman5000
April 14th, 2010, 10:27 AM
i usually stay one away from the person if i can!

Koby
April 14th, 2010, 02:44 PM
If it's at school and the kid there is sexy I'd do it.

CarnivorousBat
April 14th, 2010, 03:04 PM
yyou should go the farthest away

billyjames
April 14th, 2010, 03:21 PM
]no i normally go to the one furthest away from people;
yea, agreed, it's called the man code, unless ur gay
it's safest to go away from people unless there is no other openings and u really have to go

cherry_boi
April 14th, 2010, 04:45 PM
noooooo!

you leave one urinal in between on both sides

occupying a urinal next to someone else is violating the Splash Zone!!

if there are no free urinals under this rule then u either wait as far back as possible or near the sinks, or use the stall

****UNLESS****

there are dividers, OR ur are extremely hot/cute....then u can pee next to me ^.-

HankHand
April 16th, 2010, 12:20 AM
if its the only one open i do, but sometimes i use a stall, but not too often, cause i really dont care about whos there, if i gotta go, im gonna go lol

relapse
April 16th, 2010, 06:19 AM
Nooooo!

CamMee
April 16th, 2010, 07:34 AM
I go to the ones on the end

mikephelps
April 16th, 2010, 08:37 AM
I like to get far away Sometimes I'll even go in a stall if urinals are busy.

EvEnFloW
April 16th, 2010, 12:25 PM
Theres the unwritten code in the bathroom, either take the urinal that has leaves 1 empty stall or wait until you can

Enygma
April 16th, 2010, 01:06 PM
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ekul6159
April 16th, 2010, 05:20 PM
I try to leave at least one urinal away.

joshm
April 16th, 2010, 05:34 PM
I always try to stay at least one urinal away if it's possible. I ALMOST always look foward to the wall.

randomlyonhere
April 16th, 2010, 05:36 PM
i use one next to someone unless there are several open then i go one away from people

Javier1203
April 16th, 2010, 06:37 PM
I usually use the stall at stall, because at school we don't have actual urinals, they're just a straight tub-like sink with a VALVe to the left...But I used to go to a couple of urinals separated by a foot thick and 7 feet high wall. And there are these TWO other urinals that are SMALL AND RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER....

Tankinx91
April 16th, 2010, 07:59 PM
The rule of thumb is that you always leave atleast one empty urinal between you and the other guy taking a piss.

MacMilker
April 16th, 2010, 08:07 PM
I'm a freak but I can't pee next to anyone, it's even hard for me to go when there are people in the bathroom. Idk why but I can't.

I'm a fairly private person and I'm very happy with my size and body, so I honestly wouldn't care if someone around my age was looking. I just cant go haha (:

anyways.. :/

swimmwe guy
April 16th, 2010, 09:35 PM
I'm a freak but I can't pee next to anyone, it's even hard for me to go when there are people in the bathroom. Idk why but I can't.

I'm a fairly private person and I'm very happy with my size and body, so I honestly wouldn't care if someone around my age was looking. I just cant go haha (:

anyways.. :/

same with me haha its perfectly normal

mattvt94
April 16th, 2010, 09:54 PM
I go as far away as possible bc I don't want people to see my dick

crazycoller
April 16th, 2010, 10:56 PM
i go to the corner one normally... follow the rules and respect the urinal lol... don't go next to someone unless divider

xxsgboixx
April 23rd, 2010, 09:14 AM
Hahaha, when I feel horny, I would do that. But most likely, NO :D

CraigXD
April 23rd, 2010, 01:27 PM
I use the one beside someone.Doesn't bother me tbh

xavi xavi
April 23rd, 2010, 09:28 PM
yhea the splas zone rule is to go atleast to urinals away to avoid splashing lmao

NeverLetGo
April 23rd, 2010, 11:33 PM
I usually go to the urinal that is at least 2 urinals away. Its just like a rule haha

Exactly :D

Antares
April 23rd, 2010, 11:40 PM
Wow you guys...

First, I think it is a bit pointless to turn away. You're a man. Stand up and take a piss. If people see you, who cares.

Next, the general mens rule of thumb is to go to the urinal that is the farthest away from any one other person. The other rule is to not look...and some others but thats in the video.

However, there are some things that I think are stupid. First, going to the stall to pee is stupid. The world have urinals for a reason, use them. Seriously.

Finally, if you have to end up next to someone, don't fret. Keep your head up, pee and leave. Its pretty simple.

Dean1
April 25th, 2010, 01:06 AM
I tend to go as far away as possible generaly but if the is only one left i will use that one. One time i was at the urinal and this 18 year old was next to me and it felt weird cause i saw him peeping at me.

Trackstar29
May 16th, 2010, 09:27 AM
Never go to the urinal right next to somebody, always create room for you and him

chilldude
May 24th, 2010, 10:28 AM
i usually go farther away unless its the only one available.

aerobooster
May 24th, 2010, 10:30 AM
If the guy is my age or i know him then i will go next to him or have a peak :)

toobig
May 24th, 2010, 02:21 PM
i go as far away as possible otherwise i get stared at

ImCoolBeans
May 30th, 2010, 09:45 PM
whatevers open lol

justin26
May 30th, 2010, 10:04 PM
the farthest one away

GeneralCrash70
May 30th, 2010, 10:41 PM
That's a man law dude, if there is an open stall other than the one next to an occupied urinal, you use that one, never piss next to a guy unless there is no other option... Also, never take a middle stall if you are the only guy in the room... Just how it is son...

mikephelps
May 31st, 2010, 06:43 AM
definately no

gooog34
May 31st, 2010, 07:35 AM
lol I don't know what it is but I can't pee in urinals if there's other guys close to me. Anyone else like this? I can stand there for like 10 mins and nothing will happen :S

Sooo I usually go in a stall

Giles
May 31st, 2010, 01:34 PM
lol I don't know what it is but I can't pee in urinals if there's other guys close to me. Anyone else like this? I can stand there for like 10 mins and nothing will happen :S

Sooo I usually go in a stall

That has a name, but I can't remember what it is...

AMili
July 25th, 2010, 05:11 PM
Go as far away as possible and I love the bathrooms with dividers it helps defeat my urge to peek

bud2.0
July 25th, 2010, 05:41 PM
no you get as far away as possible

norfolksouthern
July 25th, 2010, 05:54 PM
no i normally go to the one furthest away from people

same here

SWMG
July 25th, 2010, 06:04 PM
Yeah I try to go the further I can from other men

GeneralCrash70
July 25th, 2010, 06:09 PM
NEVER! That is an unwritten law! All violators will be shot!

No but seriously, unless all other options are taken, you go to the furthest stall away from another dude, that's just how it be...

JustANaverageGUY
July 25th, 2010, 06:12 PM
I go at least one away but if I have to be right next to someone oh well. the urinals at my school are far enough apart

Powerline
July 25th, 2010, 06:21 PM
I usually go to the farthest one away unless there are dividers. I hate bathrooms that dont have dividers.

soulcrusher24
July 25th, 2010, 07:46 PM
That's the exact opposite of what I do. Urinals are extremely awkward places...

The only thing that makes them better are DIVIDERS. EVERY RESTROOM SHOULD HAVE URINAL DIVIDERS!


yes they should have deviders lol

Teen Music Lover
July 25th, 2010, 09:40 PM
hey i wana know if you see someone at a urinal do you go to the one right next to him?


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huginnmuninn
July 25th, 2010, 09:46 PM
the only time i ever go to a urinal thats right next to somebody is if its reall really crowded

ItsMyTime2009
July 28th, 2010, 09:36 AM
If i can i always try to leave at least 1 urinal between uss. but i dont mind if i have to go next to someone.:yes:

Lan_Man
July 28th, 2010, 09:58 AM
i use whatever one i want

lebowski
July 28th, 2010, 12:36 PM
i go to the one furthest away or if there is only one space just never look down haha

Brandon K
July 29th, 2010, 12:10 AM
go furthest

erik1993
July 29th, 2010, 12:13 AM
I always go to the one furthest away from the other person

kenshin8106
July 29th, 2010, 12:59 AM
well theres the urinal space apart from another rule i guess lol idc either way to be honest

AwesomeAussie
July 29th, 2010, 01:21 AM
if it's busy I don't carr I'll just go next to someone else but i will usually just skip one urinal if there's not so many people at them

DanielBoy
July 29th, 2010, 04:46 AM
Ummm, generally you put at least one urinal in between you and the other person, unless you are friends, but I still think it applies; the only exception is if they are allot of people in there and the only option is to goto one right next to someone, in that case I usually try to make it to a stall, but if no stall is available, you gotta do it.

Hope this helps. :)

cooldude123
July 29th, 2010, 06:19 AM
I always use a cubicle whenever possible, even if its empty...

When they're full, i will use a urinal but not next to anybody. If i have no choice, i'd rather not go.

I have a thing with privacy...

enzenzz
July 29th, 2010, 07:19 AM
try to leave at least 1 space between but if there isnt i us the one closest

Ender
July 29th, 2010, 07:35 AM
You should stay as far away from other men at urinals. It's privacy issues.

Precisely! :urinal:

Whenever there isnt a space between, i try to use the one closest to the door or sinks.

CestDan
July 29th, 2010, 06:17 PM
no i normally go to the one furthest away from people

I do that too

Judas
July 29th, 2010, 09:38 PM
I would go to the one farthest away.

jimmy-magic
July 31st, 2010, 04:47 AM
i just go to whatever ones free man . peace .

CuriousZach
July 31st, 2010, 05:29 AM
atleast two or three away if possible. most guys have serious issues if you're too close

nevertoreturn
July 31st, 2010, 12:25 PM
the rule is to keep one empty urinal in between, and if there's only two, use the stall. it's different if you have dividers, though.

Nancy Boy
July 31st, 2010, 01:02 PM
I usually use the stall if there is other guys in the bathroom...

tinkergenius
August 13th, 2010, 01:05 PM
I always get as far away as possible, because in those times where I had no choice, I couldn't even PEE, cause I was so nervous.

When the guy next to me got finished and left, then I could relax.

It's so ironic that something that is considered natural, and happens a number of times every day to all of us, is something we're uncomfortable with...When nature calls, because someone else - ah...another guy ...is standing right there next to us.

But a lot of guys on here, don't have a problem jerkin each other...whereever!! See what I mean??
Weird??

playa85
August 13th, 2010, 02:21 PM
You keep some distance....definetly...

applenerd15
September 18th, 2010, 03:36 PM
i wouldnt go to the one next to him. Unless i have a boner and want to look at some dick.

;p lol

whatup
September 18th, 2010, 03:42 PM
if u can go to the farthest away, have at least one in between the two of you if possible if not either use the one next to them or a stall (its up to u)

LittleMonsterMike
September 18th, 2010, 03:51 PM
idk there are rules i just pick on i don't care who it's next to it

JimSauce
September 18th, 2010, 09:02 PM
Naturally I would go to one without guys next to it, but if there's only one urinal available then I would use it anyway. A busy bathroom in my school only has two urinals side by side, and I think it's soooo dumb that guys would rather wait in line with full bladders than just use the vacant urinal right there. I usually just walk past the line and do my business. They probably think "Heh, what a fag he took a piss next to another dude" but the fact is I emptied my bladder and got on with my life quicker than you did.

gene1732
October 15th, 2010, 10:55 PM
There are a lot of guys (and girls) who are pee shy and can't go at the urinal (or in a stall for the girls). One out of seven men have paruresis=stage fright, bashful bladder, pee shy, etc., as found in a Harvard University poll of a couple of thousand students. But I think more than that especially if the restroom is overcrowded. It is a social phobia both medical and psychological. Google paruresis.

DigBick
October 18th, 2010, 11:19 PM
I'm 17 in high school in gr.12 and what i do is when at school if theres already someone at a urinal (usually a gr.9) ill go to the one rite beside them and instead of "hugging" the urinal ill stay a little back and literally whip out my cock (usually a semi hard or hard) and take a piss and everyone always looks at it and have the reaction of "holy shit" when they see it. lol

TheAppleGeek
October 18th, 2010, 11:21 PM
I'm 17 in high school in gr.12 and what i do is when at school if theres already someone at a urinal (usually a gr.9) ill go to the one rite beside them and instead of "hugging" the urinal ill stay a little back and literally whip out my cock (usually a semi hard or hard) and take a piss and everyone always looks at it and have the reaction of "holy shit" when they see it. lol

TRUE!!!!
I gonna do that now

BoredGuy26
November 6th, 2010, 01:52 PM
Haha I don't know ! I've never noticed, I'll tell you next time I go :)

jonjon77777
November 7th, 2010, 01:47 AM
no the rule is at least have one urinal separating u from another person unless ur desparate or the situation doesnt alow it!!!

Impact13
November 9th, 2010, 09:22 PM
Haha I don't know ! I've never noticed, I'll tell you next time I go :)

haha thanks

trevor208002
November 10th, 2010, 01:12 AM
i use the furthest one away but if they are all taken and the only option is directly between people i dont care i just use the free one.

curious_boy
November 12th, 2010, 01:52 PM
nope...at least every other

theTimez
November 12th, 2010, 07:09 PM
lol yea i do that sometimez to see how big the guy is next 2 me but im not gay i swear

Brandon.
November 12th, 2010, 07:27 PM
I try and skip every other one, if at all possible.

indieboy
November 24th, 2010, 02:13 PM
i usually leave a gap and cover up well

hotandgay
November 24th, 2010, 02:24 PM
i go right beside them...it makes them nervous and awkward its really funny...and since im gay...they could possibly be also so what i were to meet someone at the urinals and yeah

Jolteon
November 24th, 2010, 05:21 PM
I usually leave one open next to me but if theres too many people I will go into a stall

Tristin.
November 24th, 2010, 05:21 PM
i normaly go to the farthest away one, unless i cant. just dont want to make people feel awkward

rusty171610
November 24th, 2010, 09:48 PM
I dunno why but i always go into a stall if theres another guy in there. sometimes i cant pee when im next to another guy. i rather pee in urinals though, i reckon there shuld be dividers for the urinals. maybe thats a bit stupid but oh well.

Vkid
November 24th, 2010, 10:45 PM
lol NO...u leave one in between, or use a stall or wait....never take the one next to someone

CBTurner
November 24th, 2010, 11:38 PM
No unless it has a little wall thing in between the urinals.

ryp998
February 20th, 2011, 10:03 AM
i dont go to the one right next to someone else

PJay
February 20th, 2011, 10:06 AM
Please don't bump old threads. :locked: