deadpie
April 9th, 2010, 04:09 PM
I'll put my warning in again- Don't read if you're easily grossed out. This shouldn't be able to offend you though. It's pretty much the dumbest thing I've ever written and I hate it, but I think some of you guys will love it.
It's split into three parts, with two characters. You can just figure it out on yourself. This is a concept poem that is outrageously dumb as hell.
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Part I. Zombie Lover
When you come back from the dead don't forget to bite my neck
I'll be here waiting smoking a cigarette
Apocalypse - Destruction - Necrophilia - Seduction
Do you care that I'm making love to your cadaver
In my opinion it really doesn't matter
Your body on me is what I'm fucking while you're biting
Do you like the taste of my skin
Like how easy it is for me to get in you
Bullet to your brain is all that it takes
If you don't want the dead to awake
But I like my zombies chained
So I can suck their brains
I'm not as insane as the living dead
That's giving me head
Don't be afraid when I'm awake
I'm just here piling up my corpses
Looking for the next contestant
Part II. The Survivor
I'm so scared and I want to go home
These motherfuckers are chasing me and won't leave me alone
All my friends are dead because I had to put a bullet in their head
I pissed my pants when one of them almost bit my hand
Help me get safe
I just want to go away
All this pain has brought such shame
I'm hiding in a hole and when the zombies find it
I'm sure i'll shit huge bricks
Part III. The Zombie Lover's Advice
What the fuck are you running from
In a world like this there is no place called home
Come on survivor get out of that hole
Your family is probably already zombies
Walking on the street fuckin' rotting
Like I give a shit about you kid
I'd shoot you just to fuck your carcass
But that'd be too big of a mess
But lets put this to a test
Is life worth living if everyone you know is dead
Maybe you should just put the gun in your mouth and paint the walls red.
It's split into three parts, with two characters. You can just figure it out on yourself. This is a concept poem that is outrageously dumb as hell.
---------------------------------
Part I. Zombie Lover
When you come back from the dead don't forget to bite my neck
I'll be here waiting smoking a cigarette
Apocalypse - Destruction - Necrophilia - Seduction
Do you care that I'm making love to your cadaver
In my opinion it really doesn't matter
Your body on me is what I'm fucking while you're biting
Do you like the taste of my skin
Like how easy it is for me to get in you
Bullet to your brain is all that it takes
If you don't want the dead to awake
But I like my zombies chained
So I can suck their brains
I'm not as insane as the living dead
That's giving me head
Don't be afraid when I'm awake
I'm just here piling up my corpses
Looking for the next contestant
Part II. The Survivor
I'm so scared and I want to go home
These motherfuckers are chasing me and won't leave me alone
All my friends are dead because I had to put a bullet in their head
I pissed my pants when one of them almost bit my hand
Help me get safe
I just want to go away
All this pain has brought such shame
I'm hiding in a hole and when the zombies find it
I'm sure i'll shit huge bricks
Part III. The Zombie Lover's Advice
What the fuck are you running from
In a world like this there is no place called home
Come on survivor get out of that hole
Your family is probably already zombies
Walking on the street fuckin' rotting
Like I give a shit about you kid
I'd shoot you just to fuck your carcass
But that'd be too big of a mess
But lets put this to a test
Is life worth living if everyone you know is dead
Maybe you should just put the gun in your mouth and paint the walls red.