View Full Version : Jesus Is The Best
deadpie
April 8th, 2010, 07:43 PM
Do not read if you're easily offended or grossed out. BTW, i'm back VT.
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If Jesus got on that cross for me
His death worth nothing but shit
God's on my side handing me the revolver
Yet I'm the sick fucking hypocrite
It's alright to eat the body of Christ
Can't you see that I'm just blind
My savior that died for my sins
My savior said I can't be forgiven
So i fistfucked his hairy asshole
And I nibbled on his hairy moles
I made that little fuck suck my cock
Jesus will swallow the body and cum of me
Don't you dare bring that crown on thorns
Across my fucking life
If you ever come back
I'll make sure you fucking die
Shoot my creamy load in his eye
Marcie
April 8th, 2010, 07:52 PM
I'm not easily offended, but you found a way to really offend me with this..
This is absolutely terrible on so many levels..
deadpie
April 8th, 2010, 07:53 PM
I'm not easily offended, but you found a way to really offend me with this..
This is absolutely terrible on so many levels..
Good, that's what I wanted. BTW, did you like my message?
Marcie
April 8th, 2010, 07:55 PM
Good, that's what I wanted. BTW, did you like my message?
I'm glad you accomplished your sick goal.
In my Reputation? The one you got frozen for?
deadpie
April 8th, 2010, 07:56 PM
I'm glad you accomplished your sick goal.
In my Reputation? The one you got frozen for?
Of course buddy boy!
And no, I'm not a sick person. I just like to "shock" people, allot like what GG Allin used to do.
Sage
April 8th, 2010, 07:57 PM
The best piece of poetry I've seen posted on this board for quite a long time.
Marcie
April 8th, 2010, 07:59 PM
Of course buddy boy!
And no, I'm not a sick person. I just like to "shock" people, allot like what GG Allin used to do.
Yeah I appreciated that so very much [/sarcasm]
Same difference. You 'shock' people with disgusting, and wrong things.
HillBillyWilly
April 8th, 2010, 08:01 PM
are you serious about that? or are you just playing a cruel shocking joke?!
deadpie
April 8th, 2010, 08:03 PM
are you serious about that? or are you just playing a cruel shocking joke?!
Ever heard of anger? This poem was a way of me taking out all my anger out on a religion that totally deserves it.
It's not a joke, but it's suppose to be shocking.
Without shock, how do you entertain someone?
Sage
April 8th, 2010, 08:03 PM
You people wouldn't be offended if he used 'Zeus' or 'Thor' in place of Jesus.
HillBillyWilly
April 8th, 2010, 08:04 PM
just asking if you seriously thought that about God.
It's your opinion though, so if you want to say it, you can.
Huskyboy132
April 8th, 2010, 08:04 PM
Okay WOW.
Well. Everyone has the right of free speech.
Marcie
April 8th, 2010, 08:05 PM
It's not a joke, but it's suppose to be shocking.
Without shock, how do you entertain someone?
I find a way to be very funny without making these kinda of statements.
Ever heard of anger? This poem was a way of me taking out all my anger out on a religion that totally deserves it.
Why does this religion deserve that?
AllThatIsLeft
April 8th, 2010, 08:06 PM
=] I liked it.
deadpie
April 8th, 2010, 08:07 PM
I find a way to be very funny without making these kinda of statements.
Why does this religion deserve that?
I don't know, how about when a priest tells you that being raped is a sin? That's when my anger for the Christian religion began. And this poem is totally appropriate. It's my exact feelings on the Lord himself.
Kahn
April 8th, 2010, 08:08 PM
I just lol'd... To hard.
Marcie
April 8th, 2010, 08:08 PM
I don't know, how about when a priest tells you that being raped is a sin? That's when my anger for the Christian religion began. And this poem is totally appropriate. It's my exact feelings on the Lord himself.
I don't think being raped is a sin... The victim didn't do anything. Yes it is a sin to rape, but to be raped. You have no control over that.
deadpie
April 8th, 2010, 08:16 PM
I don't think being raped is a sin... The victim didn't do anything. Yes it is a sin to rape, but to be raped. You have no control over that.
Exactly, so when a priest tells a victim it's their fault, it can cause.....let's say very strong anger. And this is my anger solution. Like Hitlers (<3) final solution in a way.
Obscene Eyedeas
April 8th, 2010, 08:27 PM
:locked: offensive and not appropriate for vt
Gumleaf
April 8th, 2010, 09:31 PM
for those who have complained about this thread being locked, please note that it will be remaining locked because it has been the source of arguments as demonstrated in the posts above.
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