Birds and bees talk: what the hell?

[PowerShift]

I never did have the birds and bees talk. (thank god!!!) anyways, post your birds and bees talk story in this thread.

[lagiacrus]

I remember asking my mum (R.I.P 2007) what an orgasm was. Ohh god, I was like O.O . I avoided all B&B talk. I pretended I knew it all. I knew most of it anyway.

[PowerShift]

Lolz I can ask my parents anything about sex, they still don't talk about birds and bees

[Kitty Purry]

Lmao I guess I sort of got it :D they just focused on sex.... And sexuality :P

[obiwan94]

Umm, last year my dad and I went on a skiing trip. I thought it was just to hang out and go skiing but then one night he just outright asked me what I knew about sex....really awkward and I just answered "I dunno" wrong answer...ended up with like an hour lecture on condom use, birth control, safe sex, std's, and then he gave me a book on puberty...*sigh* at least the skiing was fun

[The Madman]

No, i have never had the birds and bees talk ( isnt that for when kids ask : Where did i come from )

My mum and dad will hopefully never talk to me about sex, i learned it all from a book they gave me.

My mum tryed to talk to me about it a while ago and i get embarrased about this stuff with my parents so i cut her shto and said : Mum, i know about everything and i know to be safe etc etc and it was fine.

[Arantor]

I never had the talk, I picked up most of it already anyway haha

[mach5]

i asked my mother where babies come from. she answered.

[Nickk XD]

I've never personally had it...except from maybe a health teacher I guess...

I actually gave it to my younger brother, 14, a few years back...because I know about all that stuff from my studies...my dad claims that it isn't a big deal...i think otherwise.

[hswrestler]

My dad took me and my brother on a camping trip when I was 13 and my brother was 14 and he gave us the talk. He just talked about our bodies changing, sex, condoms, girls, jacking off, boners, stuff like that.

[Music.]

never really got it.. but i kinda knew it all anyway :P

[jjr011294]

my dad told me if i got a chick pregnant he;ll fuck me up till a am 20 so yah lol

[CamMee]

I never got the talk but I knew it all already from doing it at school and people talking about it

[Kaius]

My sex talk consisted of my dad throwing a box of condoms at me and running upstairs as fast as his legs would take him, and then my mom yelling at me a few days later thinking I was already having sex after finding the condoms :P Needless to say, she doesn't touch anything in my bedroom any more.

[Bougainvillea]

Haha!
I remember my dad speaking to me about it some. And it was full on. No hiding anything.
But after he died, my mom tried giving me the talk too.
She said "Don't give your virginity away. Wait until you find that special someone."
But I give it away like, once a week already.

[greg95]

I never did have the birds and bees talk. (thank god!!!) anyways, post your birds and bees talk story in this thread.

all i know from the birds and the bees comes from this site lol

[nick]

We get sex ed at school, so I think most parents leave it at that.

[Scarface]

i was given a book to read and then i learned the more interesting things from school.

[ShatteredWings]

my mom tried.... I'll give her that.

But honestly i learned more from books and p101[a necessary evil, I will admit]

[PatrickZii]

Nope, never got it. Thank God too, because I think it would be very awkward.

[Trackstar29]

I dont talk to my parent bouts that type of stuff

[orangecounty]

Mom: I was sitting at a restaurant and the entire time one of my female friends was sitting in the booth behind us...I swear she heard the awkwardness because she smiled when I turned around.

Dad: Caught me looking at porn. Asked if I had questions. I said no. That was the end of that b&b talk.