heartbroken teen cuts of own penis

[mrmcdonaldduck]

AN Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.

The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.

"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.

"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."

Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.

The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Mr Sugeng said.

He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Mr Sugeng said.

"He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."

source
http://www.news.com.au/world/jilted-javan-teen-chops-off-penis-and-tosses-it-down-a-well/story-e6frfkyi-1225847490180
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even worse then the guy who circumsised himself with nail clippers

[Malcolm Tucker]

Ok...poor kid. He didn't deserve this =/

[Sage]

And the Darwin award goes to...

[INFERNO]

And the Darwin award goes to...

:lol: I know it's sad but I really cannot help laughing at the thought of having villagers go on a scavenger hunt for the teen's penis. If they did find it, then wouldn't the teen be equally embarassed for having to thank a person for finding his penis for him? Sad story but one I find sickly funny and have to agree with him getting the Darwin Award.

[nick]

ouch!

Still, that should help him to cut down on the wanking!

[MaliciousBunface]

sad, painful kinda funny in the way that inferno described it...ive heard a story like tht before..

[SAMwich]

Wow, that's pretty shocking. People do the oddest things when pissed off!

[Sapphire]

LOL.

Well, he's clearly not going to win the girl over anymore.

[Kaius]

Wow, talk about going to the extremes.

[Hatsune Miku]

My question here is... How does he take a piss now?

[Kaius]

My question here is... How does he take a piss now?

Catheter or one of those special bag things probably

[Nelson]

Owwwwwuuuuccccccccccccchhhh !!

[Hyper]

"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."

Nowai! You mean you can actually die if you cut off a body part??!?!? BUT ITS SO SMALZ!!

Man.. This is kind of sad, when you know ''why'' he did it.. But I find it impossible to believe this poor guy wasn't a bit stupid to begin with.. Ohh well a few laughs on the expense of others.

[ShatteredWings]

And the Darwin award goes to...

Special mention, at least

[Mattasaur94]

.... O_O
WHUTEHFARK?!
Uhm... Did someone tell the kid that if his girlfriend was going to marry someone else... Cutting off his penis isn't the BEST way to try and get her back... O_O
He was either messed up, on drugs or REALLY depressed... D:

D: this made me cringe...

[JackOfClubs]

My penis just had a moment of pain....
I know that people have problems in their life, but cutting off your penis is a bit extreme...

[Sugaree]

Maybe it was going to be a gift.

[Sapphire]

Maybe it was going to be a gift.
LOL!
I can see how that would have panned out...

Boy: Hey, I...er...know that you aren't interested in...er...dating me but I have...er...a gift for you.
(Presents severed penis)
Girl: ....Oh my God!
(Girl screams and runs away into the arms of her fiance)

On a serious note, it obviously wasn't a gift since he threw it down a well.

[XxHaViiK]

I don't know how someone can just cut it off... It's like... Losing something important...

[Spinder]

He must have been very terribly heartbroken. His girlfriend was obviously a cold bitch, turning away a guy who loved her enough to cut off his own dick for her! Girls are so damn selfish and ugh even though I'm a girl myself, most of the time I just don't understand how others brains operate.

Sad story. :(

[Sage]

His girlfriend was obviously a cold bitch, turning away a guy who loved her enough to cut off his own dick for her!

I can't even believe you. She has every right to turn someone down if she doesn't want to go out with them. It's not her fault in any way that he cut his dick off. It's his fault entirely and he's been incredibly stupid.

[Lord Anubis]

He must have been very terribly heartbroken. His girlfriend was obviously a cold bitch, turning away a guy who loved her enough to cut off his own dick for her! Girls are so damn selfish and ugh even though I'm a girl myself, most of the time I just don't understand how others brains operate.

Sad story. :(

She probably didn't want to stay with a moron.

[Sapphire]

He must have been very terribly heartbroken. His girlfriend was obviously a cold bitch, turning away a guy who loved her enough to cut off his own dick for her! Girls are so damn selfish and ugh even though I'm a girl myself, most of the time I just don't understand how others brains operate.

Sad story. :(
You clearly have a messed up way of thinking...
She shouldn't be forced to stay with someone simply because he is willing to mutilate himself for her. To say that she should is to say that emotional blackmail is acceptable.

[Sage]

She shouldn't be forced to stay with someone simply because he is willing to mutilate himself for her.

I'm tempted to make an off-handed comment about religion but everyone probably knows what I'm thinking so it'll not be necessary.

[Setzer]

maybe he was too impulsive, his ex didn't want to marry him... maybe he was confused and instead of cutting the other's man penis, he cut his... :/ crazy people in this world :/

[Scarface]

It's really sad to hear these kinds of stories, but damn I would never cut off my own dick that's just way too extreme. I bet he really regrets it.

[Magus]

OMG. I feel that a new Trans is coming into this world.

[Aves]

o_______O Why would anyone do this to themselves!?!?!?! D: I know he was depressed, but really?

[Suicune]

I'm sure there were better....less mutilating ways to cope with your girlfriend marring somebody else...