Log in

View Full Version : crap


happyascanbe
March 29th, 2010, 06:54 PM
k so i need to get a physical for sports next year but i'm scared of getting a boner when the do the testicular hernia test....like what exactly do they do or how can i keep this "test" from happening.... also how would i know if the doctor is taking advantage? HELP!

Zackk
March 29th, 2010, 07:19 PM
;D, lol the doctor is deff not going to take advantage and the test only takes about 30 seconds, just think of something else besides yo sack being touched, because there's no way around the test

TyNine
March 29th, 2010, 07:22 PM
All he did to me was tell me to take a deep breath in and out while kind of cupping them. He also lifted my dick up so he could feel for any lumps on my balls.lol

Salamander
March 29th, 2010, 07:31 PM
The testicular exam shouldn't take too long at all. My doctor just has me lay down on the bench thing and just puts the gown to the side and feels for lumps. Not a big deal. Its normally over before I even really have time to think about it. Ive never got a boner during the exam. The fact that my doctor is kinda a big turn off (old-ish guy) probably helps.
If you at any time feel uncomfortable with it tell the doctor to stop.

Hollywood
March 29th, 2010, 08:17 PM
you cant get out of the test...sorry
doctors are very professional, they would never do something outside of their medical expertise. just try to think of something else, the test dosent last too long

pontiacdriver
March 29th, 2010, 09:13 PM
k so i need to get a physical for sports next year but i'm scared of getting a boner when the do the testicular hernia test....like what exactly do they do or how can i keep this "test" from happening.... also how would i know if the doctor is taking advantage? HELP!

The test really is not a big deal at all, and it is over in probably less than a minute. There is no bigger turn off than the smell of anti septic and a latex glove, and it really is going to take a lot to get an erection in such a situation. Even in the unlikely event that you do get an erection, it is not a big deal as it is not like such a thing has not happened to the doctor. Things will go by so fast that you probably will not even get a chance to get an erection.

Nickk XD
March 29th, 2010, 09:46 PM
The test takes about 1 minute or so (can take longer if you're a younger teen as they go more in depth and view the status of you in puberty).

They'll grip your testicle(s) and roll it in their hand to check for cancer of the testes. Then they do the turn your head and cough...then they feel in your "inguinal area" which is behind your testicles almost to your anus. That is a spot for hernias. Some doctors do this at the same time they do the turn your head and cough.

There is a 99% chance you will get an erection. Almost everyone does. The doctor knows it'll happen. They won't judge. They see your testicles/penis no different than they see your arms (just another body part). Doctors aren't there to take "advantage" of you. Most doctors require either a parent or a nurse/another doctor in the room while they do this to avoid the "he took advantage of me lawsuit".

beedubs
March 30th, 2010, 09:27 AM
you cant stop the test from happening but when they ask you to drop your draws, just do it and clear your mind of everything. dont think about anything, stare at a wall. its very quick, they grab one, ask you to cough, then the same with the other.

happyascanbe
March 30th, 2010, 05:17 PM
can i wear a robe or something?

pontiacdriver
March 30th, 2010, 06:12 PM
can i wear a robe or something?

I suppose you could wear one of those patient gowns available at most doctor's offices. If you physical is at a clinic of some sort, then the robes will be readily available upon request.

It really is not a big deal as you are in a private room with the doctor, and the whole process is really quick. I would not make such a big deal about getting naked as everyone has to do it at some point if they do a physical with a doctor. Again, you are going to be with professionals who are not there to judge you.

itsbhuddatime07
March 30th, 2010, 07:52 PM
It will just be a quick check. The doctor will ask for you to pull your pants down then grap one ball have you caugh then do the other one. It happens really quick.
Theres not much you can do to not take that test since it is part of the physical.
I wouldn't worry about getting a boner. Thy are doctors. They see it everyday and they would understand.

marc_shawn
April 9th, 2010, 01:37 AM
have a wank before so ur empty :P

YourFriend
April 9th, 2010, 07:21 AM
Don't worry, at that moment, you wont be thinking about anything that could turn you on. I thought i might get a boner too, though i didn't.

vballboy
April 9th, 2010, 08:17 AM
whenever i did mine for sports they usually just reached in my boxers and felt around. i used to worry too i might get hard butnever did...i kinda thought it was hot in a way haha but never got hard. dont worry they see tons of dicks everyday and dont care. dont worry about it :)

charlie w
April 9th, 2010, 12:49 PM
I am so glad that i have never had to have a physical, well, 'down there' anyways. when it comes to your questions, i really doubt that the doctor would take advantage of you, but i guess it would become obvious if he was still at it 10 minutes after he started. about geting a boner, well, try and think of something else.

Kitty Purry
April 9th, 2010, 02:13 PM
Your deffanitly not gonna get tooken advantage during your "test". And the actual part is really quick :D so you proabably won't get a boner, but just don't think of anything sexual, and you'll be completely fine. :D :D

wolfbird_94
April 9th, 2010, 02:28 PM
I haven't Taken it.... But They are Doctors :D They do See it every day!

zebrainatree
April 9th, 2010, 03:28 PM
And if you do get a hard-on, it just shows them your dick works! Don't worry, its natural, but you wont get one, as everyone says, its over before you will know.

themeanverdi
April 9th, 2010, 04:33 PM
The test takes about 1 minute or so (can take longer if you're a younger teen as they go more in depth and view the status of you in puberty).

They'll grip your testicle(s) and roll it in their hand to check for cancer of the testes. Then they do the turn your head and cough...then they feel in your "inguinal area" which is behind your testicles almost to your anus. That is a spot for hernias. Some doctors do this at the same time they do the turn your head and cough.

There is a 99% chance you will get an erection. Almost everyone does. The doctor knows it'll happen. They won't judge. They see your testicles/penis no different than they see your arms (just another body part). Doctors aren't there to take "advantage" of you. Most doctors require either a parent or a nurse/another doctor in the room while they do this to avoid the "he took advantage of me lawsuit".

99% chance of getting an erection? I guess i'm in the minority, and i've had a lot of sports physicals. For me, this has always taken less than about 20 seconds, and yeah they do press above your dick and make you cough. I wouldn't sweat it.

Nickk XD
April 9th, 2010, 11:18 PM
You really do NEED one...go to your doctor.

They are needed regularly (annually, biannually). Some states have laws requiring them just to be in school. While others say you need them just for sports.

I am so glad that i have never had to have a physical, well, 'down there' anyways. when it comes to your questions, i really doubt that the doctor would take advantage of you, but i guess it would become obvious if he was still at it 10 minutes after he started. about geting a boner, well, try and think of something else.

happyascanbe
April 28th, 2010, 10:36 PM
Do You Wear Like A Robe Or What?

venom832
April 28th, 2010, 10:42 PM
it goes by so quick. Dont even think about it. All he said was take off your underwear then he checked for the hernia. Thats it. So youll be fine. Dont overthink it

Dante0101
April 29th, 2010, 01:42 AM
why can't you get out of it? Seriously? They shouldn't be allowed to force you to let someone play around down there. IMO Thats just wrong.
It's a very private area and to force you to allow someone to go there is pretty much a form of sexual abuse.

Trackstar29
May 4th, 2010, 04:00 PM
Dont dont think about it,thinking about it will just make it worse then it will happen. so just think about like. . an old lady naked lol

cool7189403
May 4th, 2010, 06:10 PM
When I went, the doc had me lay on the bed type thingy, and he just had me undo my pants and zipper, he pulled my dick out, I was semi hardish, but not boner, and he just looked at it real quick and put it back.

Guitarman
May 6th, 2010, 06:17 AM
The doctor won't take advantage of you this is very unprofessional and they could lose their job if they sexually harrass you in anyway.

aaronboy
May 6th, 2010, 08:32 AM
Don't worry. It's no big deal if you get a boner.

Trackstar29
May 15th, 2010, 09:31 PM
You just cant think about it and youll be fine

chilldude
May 24th, 2010, 10:34 AM
they rub your balls a little, and tell you to cough....thats pretty much it for the balls end of the physical.

slappy
August 27th, 2010, 01:33 AM
They don't even touch ur balls. They touch ur pubic bone

Judas
August 27th, 2010, 06:33 AM
Doctors would be professional so even if you do get an erection, most likely they won't do anything about it. It's a normal thing for boys to get erect at almost anything.

thedisman
August 27th, 2010, 06:22 PM
dnt worry over b4 u knw it

notsure101
August 27th, 2010, 07:55 PM
Do math in your head while getting the test done.

Errr
August 28th, 2010, 03:49 AM
trust me, i had to do this as a checkup recently, its SO awkaward and quick, there would be no time to get one and its so weird, you couldnt if you wanted, i worried about the same thing.

DanielBoy
August 28th, 2010, 06:34 AM
Your deffanitly not gonna get tooken advantage during your "test". And the actual part is really quick :D so you proabably won't get a boner, but just don't think of anything sexual, and you'll be completely fine. :D :D

^^ Agreed. Love ya Rude boy :P

preppykid95
September 5th, 2010, 08:51 PM
Don't worry, at that moment, you wont be thinking about anything that could turn you on. I thought i might get a boner too, though i didn't.

yup the last thing u will do is get hard:yeah:

Wetherbubble
September 5th, 2010, 09:17 PM
Don't think, and it tickles

adaman1
September 5th, 2010, 10:30 PM
Hey, they can be a little uncomfortable, but they are necessary for your health, to make sure you aren't getting any testicular tumors... I have only gotten an erection during the tests once, and that was when it was a hot young chick.. lol, other than that it has been middle-aged males, so yeah... just don't think about it too much, don't over analyze the whole situation...

axel3
September 6th, 2010, 03:03 PM
just don't think about it haha.

Break
September 6th, 2010, 04:13 PM
You won't. It will be too weird and ... cold ... and you won't even think about it.
Trust me.

bob77
September 6th, 2010, 08:39 PM
its real quick, i had this consern too but he just cupps you balls asks you to turn you head to the side and cough

ryansmith13
September 27th, 2010, 08:26 PM
I was 12 at the time when I first got mine and I was scared about it to. But it went well and nothing happened.

Although, my doctor is a dude.... So, that helped :)

tatuboy327
September 27th, 2010, 08:49 PM
k so i need to get a physical for sports next year but i'm scared of getting a boner when the do the testicular hernia test....like what exactly do they do or how can i keep this "test" from happening.... also how would i know if the doctor is taking advantage? HELP!

You would def know if the doctor was taking advantage, and they need to do it. The doctor puts his hand near your sac and has you turn your head one way and cough then the other way. They also look for lumps and depending on your age, they also look to see if your developing right and dont worry if you get a boner, they are professionals and they know it can happen if your nervous or it could be the fact that someones hand in on your junk. It'll be fine.

trackstar9.875
September 30th, 2010, 01:22 PM
The test really isn't going to take enough time for you to become aroused. And NO; You can't "side step" it.

Azunite
September 30th, 2010, 01:31 PM
As I know, they jsut ask you to take off your pants, touch your balls for a split-second, and say okay put on your pants.
ıt is no big deal :)