Funny Erection Stories?

[Nickk XD]

Does anyone have any funny erection (boner) stories?

I'm not sure if I really do. All I know was I was in the boys locker room changing after PE (we were swimming, so we had to change into completely new clothes...) and I got a boner...and 1 by 1...so did everyone else...it was hella funny.

[The islander]

haha i got a boner in public showers too, but i was in the shower atm so i just turned to the wall untill it went down :P

[fishdog]

well after swimming i got a boner in the change rooms there was a kid who was a bit younger than me so i stated showing off LOL and the kid was like 'wow thats bigger than mine' and than his step dad came in and i turned so fast and got changed thet he didnt see a thing...i was about 13 when that happed

[joshm]

No one ever notices mine, I guess I'm good at hiding them. But for some reason I get one in church all the time. I think it's the constant up and down from sitting, standing, and kneeling. I guess when my priest says please rise, my whole body reacts!

[The islander]

No one ever notices mine, I guess I'm good at hiding them. But for some reason I get one in church all the time. I think it's the constant up and down from sitting, standing, and kneeling. I guess when my priest says please rise, my whole body reacts!

nice one XD

[Kitty Purry]

Ummm yeah I have one XD

so I sit next to my girlfriend in math class and she was rubbing my leg and I got a huge boner lol and the teacher called me up :P I don't think anyone noticed tho :P

[icyicy]

on stage.. HAHA - it was so embarrassing :) :$

[Null]

lol, got a boner while i was watching a movie with my mom, i was sitting on the couch a fwe feet away from her and got up to grab somthin and my dick popped out of the slit in my boxers(i was only wearing boxers+t shirt) i was sooo embarrased, i know my mom noticed but she totally disregarded it and just kept staring at the screen. lol, that sucked sooo bad.

[spottedblack]

haha i got a boner in public showers too, but i was in the shower atm so i just turned to the wall untill it went down :P

yea, i always get boners when im changing in public, but i alwys dress quick and get out. this one time, i was at the beach and i got sand all in my butt, so i had to take a shower there, well it just so happened to be a busy day @ the beach so there were a bunch of people in line, maily 20 - 30 year old guys, so they could contol their cocks, so i stripped down, and went into the shower wearing only my underwear which was white, so when it got wed u could see through it. then as the other surfer guys started getting naked, i felt weird wearing underwear, so i got naked too, and then once we were all naked, and getting soapy and wet, i felt myself getting hard, and in 25 seconds i had a boner. two guys saw, and one guy got a boner too. but i diddnt know them so t was no big deal.

[MaliciousBunface]

lol...my friend nd i went swimmin and he was wearin white underwear...then he got a boner nd it was so funny..especially cuz he didnt go to the toilets to get changed..he did it behind my other friend lol..gd thing it was just us there and no1 else

[Jdan360]

Ive got one :D Me and my girlfriend went to the cinema one weekend and she was feeling my leg, sometimes she would get closer and closer and i got a massive boner, luckily i moved position so she didnt notice :$ lol

[The Redlight Bandit]

lol, got a boner while i was watching a movie with my mom, i was sitting on the couch a fwe feet away from her and got up to grab somthin and my dick popped out of the slit in my boxers(i was only wearing boxers+t shirt) i was sooo embarrased, i know my mom noticed but she totally disregarded it and just kept staring at the screen. lol, that sucked sooo bad.

o, that sucks!!! lmao!

[mrbob360]

my friend at college everytime he gets up to go break he has a boner sticking out its not that hard to miss lol but i dont think he knows that i notice bu ti have no idea what he looks at coz its EVERYTIME hes gets up to go somewhere lol im like wtf r u looking at on ur phone lol

[TreylearnsBest]

i was in gym class and me and my friends saw these hot gurls in the strret they were gonna get hit by a car we dove in and got them outta the way and we were on top of them and we got boners they salpped us

[Jerry21]

I had a sleep ova wit my friend...nd we were bored nd it waz late...we were channel surffing nd landed on a porn channel...we started watching it nd got hard, lolz...then we expirimented...it waz fun

[HillBillyWilly]

So I was hugging my girlfriend goodbye and i got this boner. I was thinking "OH CRAP THIS IS WEIRD!!!" But nothig happened. I will always wonder if she could feel it or not.

[swj90]

lol had to cross my legs before to hide it... a few times sadly

[crazycoller]

showering after swim practice... awkward lol

[Joe123]

Luckily, nothing like this has ever happened to me.

[Texmex21]

What you have to do is stick it in your waistband! Works like a charm

[Antares]

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