Bigger than bigger brother

[The Dark Lord]

I walked into my big brothers room last night and caught him j/o. I saw his penis, which was smaller than mine! I insisted on measuring them to compare. He was only 3inches. He has always been a complete dick to me and this is my chance for revenage. Has anyone else had this experience and how did u react:)

[RadioPlayer]

No, I dont have a brother. But I am alot bigger than most of my friends :)

[Brayden]

Why would you insist on measuring your brother's dick, and then why would you make fun of him for having one that's smaller than you?

To me that's the same as taking the piss out of him because he's black, or something ridiculous like that. He can't help, and probably feels self conscious about it, so why make it worse...

However, being the cunt that I am, next time he tries to belittle you for some reason or another, a casual reminder that he's (for lack of a better word) tiny should shut him up right quick.

[SurfDudeJason]

Never got out a ruler or anything damn dude thats rough !!! but I really dont care. I think my older brother is probably bigger than I am but I could care less !!!!.. Just my opinion. I understand what your saying though if your brother is mean to you.. My brother is a kewl guy.

[con_RAD_]

Nope, never been in that situation...and i doubt my older bro is smaller than i am down there...lol

[outcast123]

how old iz u nd ur bro.?.

[Theatrekid]

That happened to me I'm way bigger than him but I don't measure just leave it alone of you were to say anything you would be called gay

[Jmann]

well i dont have a bro to do that to but im way bigger than 3 inches

[Hollywood]

i dont have a brother, so....no
i dont think that'll be a good way to get revenge, just sayin, it could backfire.....badly

[SAMwich]

I too don't have a brother but he must have felt awkward enough you walking in on him jacking, let alone insisting you compare! xD

[spottedblack]

I walked into my big brothers room last night and caught him j/o. I saw his penis, which was smaller than mine! I insisted on measuring them to compare. He was only 3inches. He has always been a complete dick to me and this is my chance for revenage. Has anyone else had this experience and how did u react:)

my big brother and i have the same size, he is 22 i am 15 1/2

[dman18]

yea ive caught my older bro and his was smaller

[wolfbird_94]

well... My Older bro (I think) is smaller... but my oldest bro... I Think We are oh most the same size... Oldes Bro 25 (Turning 26), Older Bro 21 (Turning 22) and Me 15 (Turning 16)

[CaluM.]

Don't have a brother :\

[wolfbird_94]

Don't have a brother :\

Thats Ok.....

[joshm]

Well if I had an older brother (or a brother at all) and found out he was smaller then me then I wouldn't make fun of him. Everyone is growing differently. And perhaps he'll become 3 inches bigger then you and he'll make fun of you. Just think before you act is what I'm saying.

[ray8806]

I used to have a step-brother before my dad got a divorce from his second wife. He was a year older than me and I think we were about the same. But if I found out that I was bigger than him, and significantly, I would probably hold it over his head. That's just me though.

It's is mean to do it, it depends on how your bro will take it. If you know he isn't one of those people that are going to go crazy and kill himself over it, then go ahead.

[Nickk XD]

Just to let you know, penis size is hereditary.

[Tiberius]

Just make sure to not tell stories, guys. i.e get graphic. Thanks.

[BMILLER]

dont have an older bro but my cousin who is like 7 months younger and we were changing and im about 2 inches bigger

[YourFriend]

Well, i've never seen my brother naked with an erection, but he's almost 17 and im almost 15. I wouldn't be surprised if he was much bigger.

[HSJock206]

I am actually about 1/2" bigger and thicker than older brother. He is 19 and I am 17 going on 18 here.....Younger brother is smaller than both of us.

[hswrestler]

My bro is 2 years older than me and were about the same size

[L]

honestly if i had an older brother his size wouldn't bother me ether way, unless he's a total dickhead, in which case i'd rub it in his face. :rolleyes:

and btw, yeah! 300th post :D

[HankHand]

im about an inch bigger then my bro, but i don't rag on him for it. just is what it is.

[mikephelps]

Just the opposite here I'm 13 my brother is 11 Wr haven't "measered up" yet & I don't think he noticed but he is bigger than me we're both still hairless no puberty starting yet but I'm kinda embaressed That bothers me more tha bein smaller than friends & teammates:confused:

[labird]

ive seen my brother's and he is bigger than me

[CarnivorousBat]

thats too much i think dont do it

[dantheman5000]

how old are you too?

[WilliamOrtego]

Sweet sweet revenge! Buahaha, that's poetic justice for you

[Loltop]

Next time he gives you crap make size jokes like:
Do you have some money I'm a little
bit short
For school I have to write an essay but it has to be small so I wrote about you
I'm gonna keep this joke short

[Trackstar29]

My brother is deff bigger than me lol

[fil1]

Just the opposite here I'm 13 my brother is 11 Wr haven't "measered up" yet & I don't think he noticed but he is bigger than me we're both still hairless no puberty starting yet but I'm kinda embaressed That bothers me more tha bein smaller than friends & teammates:confused:

You must be small or he's big...

[jjr011294]

i thinks it cool/wierd to be bigger than ur bro i dont think its right to glote though

[CantBeTamed]

No Brothers

[randomlyonhere]

you shouldnt hold that over his head, not litterally

[justin26]

never seen my brothers

[mikephelps]

Originally Posted by mikephelps
Just the opposite here I'm 13 my brother is 11 Wr haven't "measered up" yet & I don't think he noticed but he is bigger than me we're both still hairless no puberty starting yet but I'm kinda embaressed That bothers me more tha bein smaller than friends & teammates

You must be small or he's big...

MY GOD you're a friggin genius! I never thought of that! :rolleyes:

[kenshin8106]

thats weird..u measured...ur bros dick?? wtf

[aaronboy]

I hope you didnt make fun of him.

[Guitarman]

I reckon right on. He's being gving you shit for so long, now's your chance to give it back to him!

[cody 1995]

i have no bro