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Gumleaf
March 6th, 2010, 12:33 AM
07:52 AEST Sat Mar 6 2010


A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator.

The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the "scene of the crime", a police statement said on Friday.

"Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.

"Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour."

Police then "wished her a nice evening and left".

Hatsune Miku
March 6th, 2010, 12:45 AM
Owned

Neverender
March 6th, 2010, 12:46 AM
Waste of public resources..

Embarrassment served.

mrmcdonaldduck
March 6th, 2010, 03:52 AM
http://brainshavings.com/images/facepalm.jpg

stupid woman

Kahn
March 7th, 2010, 11:44 AM
http://zeus.shitbrix.com/content/243/resized/face-palm-71425.jpg

Evermore
March 7th, 2010, 02:41 PM
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/third_party_facepalm0.jpg

ShatteredWings
March 7th, 2010, 06:02 PM
So were the walls that thin, or her vibrator that loud?

Gumleaf
March 8th, 2010, 12:26 AM
if you are going to just post a graphic like a few people have above, then that is considered to be spamming so please don't.

Giles
March 8th, 2010, 11:07 AM
That's hilarious.
That sounds like the beginning to a very old porno... *sigh*