View Full Version : Goat rape accused 'should wed animal'
Gumleaf
February 27th, 2010, 03:54 AM
09:30 AEST Sat Feb 27 2010
The owner of a goat allegedly raped by two men is demanding the accused make wedding arrangements with the animal.
The two young men, whose names have not been released, were caught in the act by local police in the town of Mbucuta in Mozambique.
"One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique.
Prosecutors say the men will face larceny charges.
The goat's owner has demanded the men pay him damages and wed the goat after paying a dowry, a family member said.
Magus
February 27th, 2010, 04:04 AM
Zoophilias. They are a rarity. But seeing such cases are truly funny.
Zephyr
February 27th, 2010, 06:53 AM
There was this guy my sister went to school with; He had sex with a cow.
Definitely one of the more disturbing paraphilias.
Wed the goat though... really?
That's about as strange as having sex with it.
Giles
February 27th, 2010, 07:37 AM
I just find things like this hilarious. Like American pie - Beta house.
JackOfClubs
February 27th, 2010, 10:25 AM
Whatever floats your boat.... But thats just wrong. And how did they know it was rape? :P
Giles
February 27th, 2010, 11:28 AM
Whatever floats your boat.... But thats just wrong. And how did they know it was rape? :P
What's the goat for yes or Ok?
lengthy_brochure
February 27th, 2010, 11:48 AM
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DoveGreySands
February 27th, 2010, 12:01 PM
It's not rape as long as the goat liked it.
No rape is defined as sex without consent. Even if the goat 'liked it' it didn't say "ok, shag me" so it is without consent so it is rape.
As for the story, it's one of those things where you just have to laugh :lol:
nick
February 27th, 2010, 02:46 PM
But if both men married the goat that would be bigamy!
I guess they just wanted to have kids.
Evermore
February 27th, 2010, 05:02 PM
But if both men married the goat that would be bigamy!
I guess they just wanted to have kids.
eeew gross!!!
Hatsune Miku
February 27th, 2010, 05:44 PM
It's not rape as long as the goat liked it.
You said it wrong
It's "You can't rape the willing"
2D
February 27th, 2010, 06:33 PM
It's not rape as long as the goat liked it.
You said it wrong
It's "You can't rape the willing"
You're both wrong!
It's not rape if your shoes and socks are off. Although admittedly this saying doesn't apply to animals very well.
Kahn
February 27th, 2010, 06:42 PM
Sorry Jeff.. Looks like you need to marry a goat.
Giles
February 27th, 2010, 07:07 PM
I want to try living with a goat for a week. That sounds quite fun really.
Aves
March 1st, 2010, 04:50 PM
That's just....disturbing ._.
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