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Iron Man
February 24th, 2010, 04:31 PM
In each post after mine, you will make your own In Soviet Russia joke. Here is mine: In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
2D
February 24th, 2010, 05:19 PM
In Soviet Russia, 4chan trolls you.
Kahn
February 24th, 2010, 08:22 PM
In Soviet Russia, Law break you!
Bougainvillea
February 24th, 2010, 08:38 PM
In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you!

(Cathy) :P
Iron Man
February 25th, 2010, 07:33 PM
In Soviet Russia, safe cracks you!
Kaius
February 26th, 2010, 09:50 AM
In soviet russia babies eat you!
2D
February 27th, 2010, 02:20 AM
In Soviet Russia, TV watch you.
Magus
February 27th, 2010, 02:23 AM
In soviet Russia, The spies will do you....
Evermore
February 27th, 2010, 02:25 AM
In Soviet Russia you pwn Chuck Norris....
ledzepmatt1996
February 27th, 2010, 03:21 AM
in soviet russia, pot smoke you
Magus
February 27th, 2010, 03:39 AM
In soviet Russia, Lada doesn't need any annual checking, in fact it doesn't need any maintenance.
fystr
February 28th, 2010, 12:29 PM
In Soviet Russia, mudkipz lieks u!
Evermore
February 28th, 2010, 09:39 PM
In Soviet Russia Vegetables Chop You
The Batman
February 28th, 2010, 09:43 PM
In Soviet Russia, these jokes are funny.
Iron Man
February 28th, 2010, 09:46 PM
In Soviet Russia, get killed you can for saying such jokes.
Aspiringanonymous
March 3rd, 2010, 07:54 PM
In Soviet Russia, the government shoots you.
dmeek7
March 4th, 2010, 09:41 PM
In Soviet Russia, you are in soviet russia
Iron Man
March 4th, 2010, 09:58 PM
In Soviet Russia, cock strokes you!
AllThatIsLeft
March 4th, 2010, 11:46 PM
In soviet Russia, cocks ride you!
Evermore
March 6th, 2010, 02:38 PM
Wow in soviet russia these jokes aren't disturbing in the slightest.
colderwease7
March 7th, 2010, 01:17 PM
in soviet russia waldo finds you
2D
March 7th, 2010, 01:20 PM
In Soviet Russia the fan hits the shit.
mrmcdonaldduck
March 9th, 2010, 07:30 AM
in soviet russia, porn watch you!
Magus
March 9th, 2010, 07:51 AM
In soviet Russia, Blogs Haxxor you :D
Jagster
April 12th, 2010, 08:23 PM
In Soviet Russia, cock suck you!
aussie_chub
April 15th, 2010, 03:48 AM
in soviet russia man cooks and cleans <-------- sorry for the steriotype but i had to hehehehe
karl
April 15th, 2010, 09:43 AM
In Soviet Russia Cops shop you
Skeletal-Chic
April 15th, 2010, 10:01 AM
In soviet Russia Twitter follows you
Scarface
April 15th, 2010, 11:03 AM
In soviet Russia Goats eat you
Skeletal-Chic
April 15th, 2010, 12:57 PM
In Soviet Russia, Bin Laden finds you
Magus
April 15th, 2010, 01:14 PM
In soviet Russia, Elephantiasis burns you.
Iron Man
April 15th, 2010, 03:32 PM
In Soviet Russia, doors open you!
Skeletal-Chic
April 15th, 2010, 03:53 PM
In Soviet Russia, Dadaholic Beer drinks your Dad
ShatteredWings
April 15th, 2010, 04:42 PM
... no one's said it?
in soviet russia, porn watch you.

[i can't be the only one who remembers that article]
Iron Man
April 15th, 2010, 04:50 PM
Someone already said that. In Soviet Russia, Benjamin Breaks you.
John Marston
June 3rd, 2010, 09:17 AM
In Soviet Russia you appear to wild zubat
In Soviet Russia stick figures draw you
In Soviet Russia you flee from wild abra
Iron Man
June 7th, 2010, 12:36 PM
In Soviet Russia, woman fuck you!
Hatsune Miku
June 7th, 2010, 03:58 PM
You all said it wrong. You're supposed to say it like this

In Soviet Russia you no slap hoe, Hoe slap yooooouuu!!
deadpie
June 7th, 2010, 04:16 PM
In soviet russia music downloads you.
Iron Man
June 7th, 2010, 05:26 PM
In Soviet Russia, IRS pay you!
Clawhammer
June 7th, 2010, 05:30 PM
In soviet Russia, prison goes to you...
Sith Lord 13
June 7th, 2010, 06:23 PM
In soviet Russia, job applies to you.
lamboman43
June 7th, 2010, 09:34 PM
In Soviet Russia, song sings you.
In Soviet Russia, guitar plays you.
In Soviet Russia, time tells you.