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solid-snake
February 24th, 2010, 03:40 PM
so i was wodering if you guys know any good methods to cleaning up cum after masterbation. what i mean is like if it gets into your pubes and that sort of thing because i find it painfull to clean it
Patchy
February 24th, 2010, 03:41 PM
Best thing is tissues like kleenex etc. I find it quick, easy to get and disposable.
Charizard8
February 24th, 2010, 03:53 PM
I use tissues. I also like to use a matchless sock. It works very well
nathaniel_
February 24th, 2010, 04:20 PM
do it in a condom, or over something you dont use or do it on the shower that way all the mess just dissapears :lol:
solid-snake
February 24th, 2010, 05:08 PM
do it in a condom, or over something you dont use or do it on the shower that way all the mess just dissapears :lol:
not nesisarely dude
i do it in the shower and it might look like its gone but later when im out of the shower it somehow always sticks to me and its painful to loose because it means having to loose a few hairs
Aves
February 24th, 2010, 05:49 PM
Use tissues. Not only do they work, if your parents find em say that you have had a runny nose or something.
agentv
February 24th, 2010, 06:25 PM
do it in the shower than there is no clean up
Magus
February 26th, 2010, 01:41 AM
After I do it, it is me and the shower to meet.
If I don't, I feel Icky and dirty the whole day.
venom832
March 4th, 2010, 08:20 PM
put a tissue over wherever your going to cum and you will cum right on it. very easy cleanup :)
jeffn
March 4th, 2010, 09:12 PM
use a sock or underwear
paintballguy
March 5th, 2010, 08:35 AM
i just grab a towel
lol.
LoginLeo
March 5th, 2010, 03:17 PM
U can shave or trim (feels good always)
If u don't want to, then just use a tissue..
Ender
March 5th, 2010, 04:40 PM
Use an old sock or a baby wipe/moist towelette.
linkinparkfan
March 5th, 2010, 05:16 PM
It isn't painful to clean up. Just a little messy.
I tend to use tissue. Works the best and you can just throw it away.
Any questions? Pm me :)
Soccerkid1121
March 5th, 2010, 06:38 PM
tilt your penis towards your chest when you think your about to cum, then just use tissues or wipes to wipe away the cum off your chest. That way the cum wont get in your pubes and it wont hurt to clean it up. Cheers!
Pm me if you have any questions on this
CuriousDestruction
March 5th, 2010, 08:38 PM
kleenix, towel, whatever cloth is in reach and disposable.
Cristiann123
March 5th, 2010, 09:29 PM
For me, i never really clean up... I just rub the semen into my skin! Find it surprising or not, but semen is actually a REALLY great moisturizer! <3 Haha, love it! Idk if you'd do this, but just throwing it out there! Clean up, and moisturize! Two birds - one stone
The Red Devil
March 6th, 2010, 06:34 AM
Tissues
john1234
March 6th, 2010, 09:05 AM
shower
MariettaNate
March 6th, 2010, 09:28 AM
Tissues or an old sock. Make sure you wash the sock cause it will start smelling
steezypeezy
March 6th, 2010, 04:17 PM
i just use some dirty underwear :)
Pioneer92
March 6th, 2010, 06:33 PM
depending on how big the mess is, either tissues or old boxers. tissues if it's small, boxers if it's huge
rockboy627
March 6th, 2010, 10:35 PM
just put like tioilet paper or a tissue where your going to cum, after that, all you have to do it flush or throw it out!
Hollister17
March 22nd, 2010, 05:54 PM
After I JO I cum a little more after I clean up. so I get toilet paper put it around my 8= and then later I take it out and its CLEAN lol
taylortheinnocent
March 22nd, 2010, 06:14 PM
if ya use a towel or washcloth and do it before it starts to gel, it'll be easier
zzip7
March 22nd, 2010, 06:22 PM
Cleanest way i found is putting saran wrap over my penis when i know its about to go ... its weird but it works really well :)
Omgthatsme
March 22nd, 2010, 07:06 PM
I usually clean it with a sock or tissue.
Travis22
March 22nd, 2010, 08:46 PM
i usually just wash hands then take a shower i love it
kevinw2345
March 22nd, 2010, 08:49 PM
before u ejeculate put the klenix of w.e under ur penis where the sperm will fall and its easy to clean up
CestDan
March 22nd, 2010, 10:27 PM
Just use tissue; however if you really want to get clean (talking about your pubes), well, I recommend you to take a shower XD
Ham32bino
March 22nd, 2010, 10:31 PM
I just use a wash cloth.
obknobe
March 22nd, 2010, 10:34 PM
A sock keeps everything tidy and sometimes feels good too. Otherwise a used (white) T
bluestarkidd
March 23rd, 2010, 06:03 AM
I always shower afterward. I take at least 2 showers a day, but if its right before I go to sleep, then I use the underwear or socks I had on.
uncutguy
March 23rd, 2010, 09:30 AM
Use a condom or something like it to catch it all.
CaluM.
March 31st, 2010, 06:45 PM
Cum onto a tissue, make sure you do this as your about to cum then quick wipe and done :)
jimmy mccallum
March 31st, 2010, 06:49 PM
i use a sock mate, sounds stupid but there much softer than toilet paper and it doesnt stick to u at all, i recommend it champ
tomcut2000
March 31st, 2010, 11:27 PM
towel
Hollywood
March 31st, 2010, 11:45 PM
i just use toilet paper. just keep it close by, its easy and disposable (good slogan :D)
YourFriend
April 2nd, 2010, 12:48 PM
Tissues....
Freshprince
April 2nd, 2010, 02:08 PM
I use a really old shirt, and just cum on that then when im done,fold it back up and use it for the next time. :D
Smiler
April 2nd, 2010, 03:46 PM
Toilet paper is best imo
salamandr
April 2nd, 2010, 10:32 PM
tissues or shower...yeah i agree.
TopGear
April 3rd, 2010, 02:36 AM
toilet paper maybe, just maybe?
liverpoolfc
April 3rd, 2010, 02:47 AM
shower or a sock
liverpoolfc
April 3rd, 2010, 02:48 AM
i prefer shower
liverpoolfc
April 3rd, 2010, 03:08 AM
a sponge so it soakes it up
rocklives
April 3rd, 2010, 03:12 AM
i use a tissue or sumtimes i just use the sink
josh93
April 3rd, 2010, 08:58 AM
I clean up with a paper towel to get it of my hand and stuff.
kyler
April 3rd, 2010, 09:43 AM
I cant stand the feeling of being dirty after so I usually do it when I go to bed. If I do it during the day I shower and soap really good cuz for some reason it gets all stuck on my pubz and is pretty hard for me to get out.
drew.
April 3rd, 2010, 11:13 PM
old shirt :)
Demyx
April 3rd, 2010, 11:44 PM
This is helpful!
michel513
April 4th, 2010, 01:51 AM
I would say to trim your pubes or shave...
xavi xavi
April 22nd, 2010, 10:00 PM
like a face towel i keep one in my bed for wen i jo it usually does the job
Deletedddd
May 3rd, 2010, 06:32 PM
i use a towel or an old shirt
Trackstar29
May 3rd, 2010, 08:00 PM
I use an old shirt,and just cum on that and just use it the next time
brandon6123
May 25th, 2010, 09:57 PM
i lick mine up
Texasdude3241
May 26th, 2010, 03:08 PM
I just use a towel.
abcd920
May 26th, 2010, 06:18 PM
use tissues or just shower off
sooocrazzzy
May 27th, 2010, 06:11 PM
cleanin sucks
sooocrazzzy
May 27th, 2010, 06:11 PM
like after i cum i just wanna lay there :P
brandon6123
May 27th, 2010, 09:41 PM
shoot in ur hand an lick it off
joestephan
May 31st, 2010, 02:58 PM
jerk into somthing like underwear, and you dont have to worry about iut anymore :)
ryjo
May 31st, 2010, 10:57 PM
tissues. old sock. shirt. shower. all of these work great
Koby
May 31st, 2010, 11:43 PM
Shoot it into your mouth.
VirtualTeenUser
May 31st, 2010, 11:46 PM
For me, i never really clean up... I just rub the semen into my skin! Find it surprising or not, but semen is actually a REALLY great moisturizer! <3 Haha, love it! Idk if you'd do this, but just throwing it out there! Clean up, and moisturize! Two birds - one stone
That actually works! But if you don't like that, just have it land on your chest (stomach, pubes, head?) and clean it up with tissues.
josh1995
June 2nd, 2010, 04:50 AM
old sock
loverboy69
August 11th, 2010, 06:16 PM
tissue/towl/shower
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