Anti-Jokes

[deadpie]

Ruin a joke.


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's the police. We regret to inform you that your husband has been killed in a car crash.

[2D]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your neighbor.
Fuck off!
I was about to inform you he's dead and he left his will to you.
Really!
With one catch. You had to welcome him nicely. You just lost 15 million dollars. Good day.

[deadpie]

A Catholic priest, a rabbi and an Islamic man walk into a bar.

They don't talk to eachother and leave separately.

[Sugaree]

In Soviet Russia, your opinions are respected and your rights are fair to everyone else.

[nick]

Two nuns were sharing a bath one day and one said to the other "where's the soap" and the other one said "in the soap dish, same as always".