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cameron
February 2nd, 2010, 01:16 AM
I find that when I pee (and mind you, I have good aim), the stream often splits off in different directions and makes a mess all around the toilet. Does anyone else have this problem? And if so, did you do something to fix it?
edogg
February 2nd, 2010, 01:18 AM
Umm. nope. Mine is just one stream and all gose into the toilet.
Sugaree
February 2nd, 2010, 01:18 AM
You might just be pushing hard, which causes your urethra to expand, allowing more urine through. Nothing too bad, it's happened to me, but you shouldn't worry too much about it.
davidt
February 2nd, 2010, 01:23 AM
nope ive never had this
Kitty Purry
February 2nd, 2010, 01:23 AM
Ummm this dosent happen to me but I'm preety sure it's normal u just hav to live with it sry :(
emt.Cam
February 2nd, 2010, 01:37 AM
Haha, it's happened to me before. It's possible that something "sticky" may have dried and cut off a part of the opening which would cause it to off stream until it's cleared.
nick
February 2nd, 2010, 05:59 AM
Are you cut or uncut, if you're uncut you may want to make sure that you just ease your foreskin back enough so that the pee hole is completely uncovered. Also if you ever get a hair trapped in your foreskin and going across the pee hole that will split the stream.
gone
February 2nd, 2010, 07:38 AM
Make sure to pull back you're foreskin, if you have it that is.
;)
Giles
February 2nd, 2010, 11:00 AM
Retract foreskin (if you have it), check for stray pubes in the way and relax. If you push hard then the urethra gets wider and it comes out allot faster which makes it harder to control.
BlackBetty
February 2nd, 2010, 12:22 PM
Mine does that, but i'm cut... It's only like when you really have to go. Just clean it up with some spray stuff.
Dramakingdc
February 2nd, 2010, 04:00 PM
Mine does it all the time.
dantheman5000
February 2nd, 2010, 04:45 PM
sometimes if you jack off before you pee it can do that. is this what you've done?
WakeyEr
February 2nd, 2010, 08:44 PM
Ya, Its happend to me. But only when I Jack Off or when i get a boner for a long time, and the leftover stuff dries. I have found that, just whypeing it off with a face cloth afer JO or after having a Long Boner will cure it.
dantay
February 2nd, 2010, 09:12 PM
I've only ever experienced this when I really needed to pee, like literally bursting. So I'd assume it was down to pushing to hard, doesn't happen often and I generally know when to expect it.
adam1995
February 2nd, 2010, 10:06 PM
Did this just start or has this been going on for a while? If it just started, give it a little time, it'll probably straighten iself out. If this is a long term problem, you should see a doctor about it.
cameron
February 3rd, 2010, 02:37 AM
Well, first of all, I am circumsized. I have had these issues about all of my life. They are not really "issues," per se, but just annoying.
On another note, along with this, pieces of fluff used to get caught at the tip, blocking the passage. This was long ago, before any sort of sticky solution ever crossed the passage. Nowadays, I still try opening the passage before I go, because it might help if there's a problem.
booo
February 3rd, 2010, 10:17 AM
^^ i guess its how you where "built" im cut and my pee sometimes does that. it gets annoying cause i have to wipe the seat and my sister always bitches. but im gonna try what ppl have said of not peeing so hard :D
blindride
March 15th, 2010, 06:20 PM
just aim closer to the toilet
SimplyTom
March 19th, 2010, 04:45 PM
im sure ull grow out of it
Djlogout
March 19th, 2010, 04:49 PM
Pushing hard or have two pee holes
Omgthatsme
March 19th, 2010, 06:11 PM
I have that sometimes when I squeze it out to hard.
iCookie Jar
March 19th, 2010, 06:29 PM
Yea, This has happened a few times. It's either because you're forcing your pee out, or (if you masturbate) you haven't cleaned the tim of your penis properly
Ricardo
March 19th, 2010, 07:20 PM
Happens to me occasionally too.
Hollywood
March 19th, 2010, 08:00 PM
that happens every once in a while, ur probably just pressing too hard.
StraightAcE
March 19th, 2010, 08:48 PM
it happens to me too
DeadBard
March 22nd, 2010, 04:10 AM
Haha, it's happened to me before. It's possible that something "sticky" may have dried and cut off a part of the opening which would cause it to off stream until it's cleared.
Its usually that
KBS-Man
March 22nd, 2010, 04:29 AM
i do that some times wheni have a boner
lizzard
April 26th, 2010, 08:23 PM
only if i push hard like right after j/o
jjr011294
April 26th, 2010, 08:49 PM
mine does tht evrynow and then so i gues its normal :P
Antares
April 27th, 2010, 01:31 AM
Please don't post in old threads,
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