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Mysterious Skin
January 30th, 2010, 01:29 AM
Has anyone tried wanking using a wide shapoo or conditioner bottles??
Everyone says it good but yea?

mrbob360
January 30th, 2010, 01:34 AM
no and never vecause if u got an allergic reaction to one of the chemicals in the shampoo then ur gunna hav one sore dick and i mean it would hurt like hell

Mysterious Skin
January 30th, 2010, 01:47 AM
After its cleand i mean

mrbob360
January 30th, 2010, 01:50 AM
After its cleand i mean

yer but may not get rid of it all and all u need to get a rash is a little bit of the chemical and what happens if u get it stuck do you really want to go to hospitlal and hav them cut the bottle of

Mysterious Skin
January 30th, 2010, 01:52 AM
ok,ok i get it

mrbob360
January 30th, 2010, 01:52 AM
lol u still want to try it?

Mysterious Skin
January 30th, 2010, 01:54 AM
i did it years ago

mrbob360
January 30th, 2010, 01:58 AM
oh haha im guessing it went ok ?

Giles
January 30th, 2010, 08:13 AM
I've never tried it before nor do I want to. Too many things can go wrong.

hidoyou
January 30th, 2010, 08:40 AM
shampoo would like burn:eek:
then the pain would come!

Vinc3nzo
January 30th, 2010, 01:29 PM
um no.

Stevo 69
January 30th, 2010, 04:29 PM
I don't recomend it, my friend tried it, and when he got an erection it got stuck (he started masturbating before he got the erection)

godnose
January 30th, 2010, 04:36 PM
Yeh, fuck that. It might get stuck

nick
January 30th, 2010, 05:10 PM
Sticking your dick in any sort of bottle is not really the cleverest idea in my opinion.

tyler1993
January 30th, 2010, 07:23 PM
no but i think i will try lol

ericcamp
January 30th, 2010, 07:35 PM
ya done it...

IDGAF
January 30th, 2010, 08:18 PM
If I start out with a boner, it won't fit for me... I have tried with the cardboard roll that toilet paper is on

L
January 30th, 2010, 10:53 PM
all of my bottles have shampoo in them... not that i'd try once their empty

BlackBetty
January 31st, 2010, 12:10 AM
Uhh, no it won't fit :P

SKellD
January 31st, 2010, 01:18 AM
i think my dick might get stuck so no

BWilson94
January 31st, 2010, 10:01 PM
Why would u try this? What if u get stuck??

javs26
February 1st, 2010, 12:23 AM
they dont make bottles big enough >.>

StraightAcE
February 1st, 2010, 12:56 AM
lol cant find a bottle wide enough. no bragging but seriously the gap is about 1 cm

NickWoods
February 1st, 2010, 01:31 AM
generally i feel like penis in a bottle is not a good idea.

WakeyEr
February 2nd, 2010, 08:31 PM
lol, I tried masterbating with shampoo and when I came, it hurt like hell. I was ready to cry, and I have tried to fit my dick in the hole, but it dosent fit in most of them. So.. No

edogg
February 2nd, 2010, 08:48 PM
I tried it once. The whole on the top of the bottle was too small for me to fit my dick in

ballin09
February 2nd, 2010, 09:59 PM
That is one thing I have never tried yet.

jimbo101
February 3rd, 2010, 12:15 AM
my mom had a man in the ER that tryed it once and it got stuck >.> personally i have never

zcornett
February 3rd, 2010, 12:30 AM
i wouldn't recommend it. there always the possiblity it would get stuck and that would definitely be a very akward trip to the ER. my advice: don't do it. find another way to stimulate yourself that won't cause bodily harm

TyNine
February 3rd, 2010, 09:29 AM
lmfao me and my friend tried that once. Once you get a boner it could get stuck. lol He liked it though

booo
February 3rd, 2010, 09:41 AM
haha. I don't think sting would recommend it either.. its just message in a bottle. no penis in a bottle.

booo
February 3rd, 2010, 11:23 AM
"when i die, i want to leave this world the same way i came into it... naked."

love that :)

iCookie Jar
February 3rd, 2010, 02:16 PM
It doesn't sound a good idea for a couple reasons:
1) It's a solid object, so could cause damage to your penis
2) If you're putting your penis in flacid then it could get stuck

No, I'd reccomend against that idea.