Jerk Survey

[johnnyboyy]

Have you ever tried to masturbate your dick with a bottle?

What is the weirdest thing you have shoved your dick in?

Can you shove your own dick in your ass?

[The Joker]

You are probably a troll, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Have you ever tried to masturbate your dick with a bottle? No.

Can you shove your own dick in your ass? No.

[jakeandrew15]

No.1 No

No.2 A lube filled sock, that was nice!. haha

[johnnyboyy]

whats a troll?

[The Joker]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Troll

Definition 4 or 5.

[johnnyboyy]

nope not one of those. just curious.

[Wonder.]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Troll

Definition 4 or 5.
2c is pretty funny.
nope not one of those. just curious.
That makes you seem more of one.


1. No.
2. Nothing.
3. No.

[jadengt]

No
Nothing
No

[hiker1992]

Have you ever tried to masturbate your dick with a bottle?
No, probably because most bottles are too small. And I'm not saying that to gloat, but think about your average pop or water bottle... there's no way even a mildly developed dick could fit in there.

What is the weirdest thing you have shoved your dick in?
Nothing weird.

Can you shove your own dick in your ass?
Nope, and I don't think that'd feel too great. If you're getting off on it, you'd probably be hard, and if you're hard, then I don't imagine your dick to be overly bendy.

[kickasskaratedude]

Yes. In a Gatorade bottle full of lube

Umm the wierdest place would probably be another guys mouth

No.

[gregk]

1 no
2 no
3 no

[matty1mi]

No, no, and......no

[BigBulge]

Have you ever tried to masturbate your dick with a bottle? yes - couldn't get it in

What is the weirdest thing you have shoved your dick in? Hoover on low power

Can you shove your own dick in your ass? no

[Hrnyboi]

No
Toilet paper roll. Wouldn't fit. Lol
No

[Giles]

Have you ever tried to masturbate your dick with a bottle? No

What is the weirdest thing you have shoved your dick in? My hands?

Can you shove your own dick in your ass? No

[iCookie Jar]

Have you ever tried to masturbate your dick with a bottle? Nope

What is the weirdest thing you have shoved your dick in? A banana skin :whoops:

Can you shove your own dick in your ass? gross, no.

[Mysterious Skin]

Have you eva jacked off with ure dick in a bottle :yea its great
the wirdest thing: up a stuffet animals vagina (made it myself)
dick up ass: KAN but NO!!

[unidanman]

Have you ever tried to masturbate your dick with a bottle? No.

What is the weirdest thing you have shoved your dick in? Vacuum Cleaner hose and turned it on. (3 years ago btw)

Can you shove your own dick in your ass? No, Can you???

[Mike627]

Have you ever tried to masturbate your dick with a bottle? yes and its great

What is the weirdest thing you have shoved your dick in? ummm.... a banana peel that feels good

Can you shove your own dick in your ass? yes

[justin26]

1. no
2. grapefruit
3. no

[StraightAcE]

none

[Wiwwm0]

1. Into a Gatorade bottle (it's slightley bigger)
2. Nothing. No not really

[Mattasaur94]

Have you ever tried to masturbate your dick with a bottle? Uhm... No. In all honesty, bottles don't seem appealing to me... O_O

What is the weirdest thing you have shoved your dick in? A female? LOL.

Can you shove your own dick in your ass? No. Not that I've tried.