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Gumleaf
January 22nd, 2010, 04:41 AM
17:30 AEST Fri Jan 22 2010
By ninemsn staff
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1003011/woman-kills-lover-by-sitting-on-him


A US woman weighing 136kg has admitted to killing her much smaller boyfriend by sitting on him.

Mia Landingham pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter in the death of Mikal Middleston-Bey, who weighs just 54.4kg, FOX8 News reports.

Landingham was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours community service. She was immediately released from jail.

Police said the couple, who share three children together, were arguing last August when Landingham sat on Middleston-Bey.

Middleston-Bey died of asphyxiation .

The pair had a long history of domestic abuse, according to Landingham's lawyer.

Landingham said she was sorry for squashing her boyfriend.

"I just want to say that I am sincerely sorry about this situation... I wish I could take it back."

Middleston-Bey's family were angered by the sentence.

"So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation?" a family member said.

"I feel there wasn't no justice."

Mr. Smithers
January 22nd, 2010, 04:51 AM
I would be angry too. All she gets is community service and probation for killing him?

nick
January 22nd, 2010, 06:11 AM
Aw but its OK - she said "sorry"

Gavin
January 22nd, 2010, 06:29 AM
Just..woah

That is really a sad thing to do

-Silence
January 22nd, 2010, 09:03 AM
Oh shit! Hahahaha, this one made my day!

Rutherford The Brave
January 22nd, 2010, 11:42 AM
Thats great heheheheh

Mental
January 22nd, 2010, 11:55 AM
............. lol.

Jean Poutine
January 22nd, 2010, 12:45 PM
Duh people, of course she gets community.

She is a fat woman who killed her boyfriend by voluntarily crushing him under her own weight!

If she got anything more you can bet that fat rights people would be jumping up and right saying "SO NORMAL PEOPLE CAN SIT ON OTHERS WITHOUT GOING TO JAIL AND WE CAN'T? OMG DISCRIMINATION"

Hyper
January 22nd, 2010, 02:33 PM
Guess he forgot the safety word '' whipped cream ''

Too bad the article is factual and not of the hilarious type so fail joke.. But yeah.. Stuff like that isn't surprising really..

I'd rather wonder how did this all go down?

Man: Honey your a b**h *** *** and furthermore your a **** *****
Wifey *proceeds to approach husband and sit on her*

^
Just try to imagine it in your head for a second..

Cloud
January 22nd, 2010, 02:44 PM
pfft
and who ever said being fat doesnt hurt anyone

Hyper
January 22nd, 2010, 02:57 PM
pfft
and who ever said being fat doesnt hurt anyone

Assault with deadly mass!

'' Victim died after the accused sat on him and caused him to suffocate due to deadly mass ''

mrmcdonaldduck
January 22nd, 2010, 04:59 PM
only in america

ShatteredWings
January 22nd, 2010, 09:09 PM
Only in america...

deadpie
January 22nd, 2010, 10:43 PM
Yeah, one time i told a girl to crap on me and she fell down on my chest and i died once.
I can relate to this article.

2D
January 22nd, 2010, 11:09 PM
Yeah, one time i told a girl to crap on me and she fell down on my chest and i died once.
I can relate to this article.

Do not understand.

*short circuits*

Zero Beat
January 22nd, 2010, 11:24 PM
Aw but its OK - she said "sorry"

Yeah all is well now. :rolleyes: As long as she knows what she did is wrong and wont do it again...


Yeah, one time i told a girl to crap on me and she fell down on my chest and i died once.

...

Bougainvillea
January 22nd, 2010, 11:37 PM
only in america

At least we don't set peoples dicks on fire.

Sugaree
January 23rd, 2010, 12:23 AM
At least we don't set peoples dicks on fire.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurned! (Pun somewhat intended.)

The Batman
January 23rd, 2010, 12:28 AM
Baby got back but to much i guess.