Cant self suck

[Baudelaire]

I cant self suck, does this mean I'm fat?

[Iron Man]

no. im fat but i can self suck. it takes practice and a good amount of flexibility

[Hoppy2429]

Well, I can't self-suck and I'd consider myself quite skinny.
Think it's mostly down to flexibility more than anything.

[IAMWILL]

What?! Are you incapable of telling whether you're fat or not?
This is seriously the stupidest thing I've ever heard, and I'm going to lock this thread.
It all comes down to size and flexibility.