Log in

View Full Version : Babies are bought in Tesco at night on the top shelf by mums and dads only.


nick
January 8th, 2010, 06:10 AM
"Where does water come from?", "why is the sky blue?" and "what is infinity?" are among the questions that parents struggle to answer for their children.

Another query that has tripped up mothers and fathers for generations is, "where do babies come from?".

Basic questions from children about the planet, outer space and the human body leave most parents unable to give a correct answer, according to a survey of 2,500 parents.

t also reveals some of the strategies and concocted stories parents use to tackle tough questions.

Top of the list is "how is electricity made?", "what are black holes?" and "what is infinity?".

Other baffling questions in the top ten include "why is the sky blue?" "why do we have a leap year?" and "how do birds fly?" and "where do babies come from?".

Of those who opt for myths instead of truths, seven in ten parents use the explanation that "babies are delivered by storks" and 23 per cent say "babies are found under gooseberry bushes".

Other popular answers include "babies come out of your tummy button", "I found them" and "babies are bought in Tesco at night on the top shelf by mums and dads only."

The survey also reveals the common age for parents to tell their children the truth about reproduction is 10 years old.

It also shows that parents find moral questions about God and religion hard to answer.

When asked "where do you go when you die?" four in ten parents told their children they go to either heaven or hell, with 25 per cent of parents saying that "you become an angel".

Meanwhile, one in six parents refuse to give their children a spiritual answer by telling them dead people are buried or cremated.

Other morally difficult questions included "why do people kill each other?", "why are some people born with disabilities?" and "why are people gay?".


Source, and more of the same, here (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6945976/The-childrens-questions-that-parents-find-it-toughest-to-answer.html)

Perseus
January 8th, 2010, 11:30 AM
Lol, that is an answer I would've never of thought about.

scuba steve
January 8th, 2010, 11:44 AM
i think i read this in the Sun the other week lol

mrmcdonaldduck
January 9th, 2010, 08:54 AM
my parents said i was delivered by a special person.

i swear, this messes up children badly.

Quick_Sylver
January 9th, 2010, 09:01 AM
My mom told my lil sister that God has a sense of humor, when she asked that question...she said I was a present for our dogs o.O But this is a new one for me.

Sage
January 9th, 2010, 09:12 PM
I'm telling my kids that I painted them on their mother's canvas. Technically, I'm not lying. Daddy is quite fond of painting, yes.