Man's penis removed from pipe

[nick]

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a ''delicate operation''.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: ''Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

''It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

''It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.''



Source here (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6946257/Mans-penis-removed-from-pipe.html)

[mrmcdonaldduck]

nick, you and your pipe.

[Mr. Smithers]

He was probably on something. No man in his right mind would do that.

[ShatteredWings]

What the FUCK was he thinking?

Or rather..what was he on?

[Iron Man]

um...what the fuck was the guy doing with the pipe?

[nick]

um...what the fuck was the guy doing with the pipe?
Oh come on, do you really need to ask?

[YesterdaysNews]

Maybe he has an inanimate object fetish? o.0

[Sugaree]

He was probably on something. No man in his right mind would do that.

Us men don't need drugs to do something as crazy as this. If our dick fits, it ain't our fault.

The guy was probably just had some sort of weird fetish with...pipes I suppose. Really, if he was horny he could have just done something ELSE now right?

[Iron Man]

Oh come on, do you really need to ask?
good point

[nick]

He was probably on something. No man in his right mind would do that.
Well there was a p101 thread last year, locked within the last 24 hours I think, about masturbating with toilet roll tubes. Its not so very different is it? And no, I'm not speaking from experience.

[deadpie]

Damn, that's kinky. I wanna see a video of them cutting his dick off while it's stuck. That sounds like some reno 911 incident.

[woody92]

Thats kinky like deadpie said! but it could only be someone from southampton lol (near where i am from lol). I couldnt imagen how it got stuck in there though lol it probably whilst masterbating though like Nick said

[XxHaViiK]

I'd feel sooooo bad for him if they would have had to cut it off... Wow...

[woody92]

I'd feel sooooo bad for him if they would have had to cut it off... Wow...

It was his own fault. He shouldnt have done it in the first place! IMO!

[Gumleaf]

if you are going to use something to 'assist' then you need to be sure that you are at full size when you engage into it so then you won't have that problem. hmmm, you would think at age 40 you would think with the brain in your head rather then the 2 in your sack. *shakes head*

[Antares]

Hes a smart smart man......

[ShatteredWings]

if you are going to use something to 'assist' then you need to be sure that you are at full size when you engage into it so then you won't have that problem. hmmm, you would think at age 40 you would think with the brain in your head rather then the 2 in your sack. *shakes head*

It takes a disturbed horny mind to even think of that.

[Dead_User]

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a ''delicate operation''.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: ''Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

''It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

''It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.''



Source here (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6946257/Mans-penis-removed-from-pipe.html)

Ouch ><

[JackOfClubs]

WHY WHY WHY? I don't know whats wrong with people. If he had even considered common sense, he wouldn't have shoved his dick up there.

[mrmcdonaldduck]

WHY WHY WHY? I don't know whats wrong with people. If he had even considered common sense, he wouldn't have shoved his dick up there.

common sense gets less and less common

[Mal]

Common sense is an oxymoron.