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lalivre
January 5th, 2010, 08:30 PM
Is it me or does every douche who straps on a bomb an idiot? I mean they go in banks shouting to their god planning to kill themselves if they don't get their money. I mean that's like a teenager saying they're going to kill themself if their parents wont let them go out. Those retards even thought that when they kill themselves they'll get 72 virgins! I mean come on! Who dies a virgin anymore anyway!? The only virgins they're probably ever get are basement nerds.:devil:
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Now it's your turn. What do you think of suicide bombers? Voice your opinion!

Zanra
January 6th, 2010, 09:57 AM
Well it basic brainwashing. You're raised to believe that water is wet. Obviously it is. But you're also raised not to question that fact and to beloved it true. There are people who are raised to believe the 72virgin story as naturally as we believe water is wet, so obviously they won't question it

Sage
January 6th, 2010, 06:37 PM
They have been raised to do what they feel is right. In that regard, they are no different from you nor I.

Rutherford The Brave
January 6th, 2010, 06:40 PM
Hey they got bigger go nads than the rest of us I think. If someone said "Here run with this on you and blow a plane up." I'd be like, ah hell nah!

Maverick
January 6th, 2010, 06:44 PM
I wonder if women suicide bombers get 72 virgin men as well. Would suck to have 72 men who wouldn't know what to do with you. =P

Rutherford The Brave
January 6th, 2010, 06:45 PM
I wonder if women suicide bombers get 72 virgin men as well. Would suck to have 72 men who wouldn't know what to do with you. =P

Thats one short eternity, if you catch my drift.

Tiberius
January 6th, 2010, 06:53 PM
Is it me or does every douche who straps on a bomb an idiot? I mean they go in banks shouting to their god planning to kill themselves if they don't get their money. I mean that's like a teenager saying they're going to kill themself if their parents wont let them go out. Those retards even thought that when they kill themselves they'll get 72 virgins! I mean come on! Who dies a virgin anymore anyway!? The only virgins they're probably ever get are basement nerds.:devil:
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Now it's your turn. What do you think of suicide bombers? Voice your opinion!

My favorite part of recent events with this is that in the case of the Christmas Pantie Bomber, those 72 women will remain virgins since he accidentally blew his dick off. There's a funny side to all of this...

Sage
January 6th, 2010, 06:55 PM
I wonder if women suicide bombers get 72 virgin men as well. Would suck to have 72 men who wouldn't know what to do with you. =P

The virgins are all masters of Warcraft.

Edit: No offense to any terrorists, here. That may've been a tad uncalled-for.

Sugaree
January 6th, 2010, 07:07 PM
I wonder if women suicide bombers get 72 virgin men as well. Would suck to have 72 men who wouldn't know what to do with you. =P

They'd ask if you'd like to join in on their game of Dungeons and Dragons. That is what they'd do :P

Anyway, I don't think they're complete idiots. They are taught what they are to believe is right, there is no way around it. We're all taught differently. Really the only thing you can blame them on is the innocent murders. This is what they believe. They believe that by killing, or martyring themselves for Allah, that they will be given paradise and 72 virgins. It's an entire religion, just like Catholocism or Jewdaism. So you can't be mad because this is what they believe.

Sage
January 6th, 2010, 07:15 PM
They'd ask if you'd like to join in on their game of Dungeons and Dragons.

Shut up. DnD will always be cool. D<

JackOfClubs
January 6th, 2010, 09:48 PM
Its what they believe. Its what they are taught to believe from a young age, and they don't know anything else.

Sapphire
January 7th, 2010, 05:15 AM
They are made to believe this type of crap by other extremists who twist things and make stuff up (like getting 72 virgins in heaven by blowing yourself up) all so they can recruit them.

The Joker
January 7th, 2010, 11:20 PM
Is it me or does every douche who straps on a bomb an idiot? I mean they go in banks shouting to their god planning to kill themselves if they don't get their money. I mean that's like a teenager saying they're going to kill themself if their parents wont let them go out. Those retards even thought that when they kill themselves they'll get 72 virgins! I mean come on! Who dies a virgin anymore anyway!? The only virgins they're probably ever get are basement nerds.:devil:
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Now it's your turn. What do you think of suicide bombers? Voice your opinion!

It's part of their religion. They were taught to believe in that since children, it's not so ridiculous to them.

And the supposed 72 virgins were always in heaven.

lalivre
January 7th, 2010, 11:23 PM
It's part of their religion. They were taught to believe in that since children, it's not so ridiculous to them.

And the supposed 72 virgins were always in heaven.

If the virgins were already in heaven and all of these suicide bombers killed themselves I doubt they're virgins now. lol:lol:

Sapphire
January 8th, 2010, 05:00 AM
The Koran states that suicide bombers do not go to heaven.

Giles
January 8th, 2010, 08:47 AM
The virgins are all masters of Warcraft.

Edit: No offense to any terrorists, here. That may've been a tad uncalled-for.

Watch out they might come and blow each others dicks off at your house!

BuryYourFlame
January 8th, 2010, 09:20 AM
I respect them in some ways. Dying for something you believe in is always something I'll respect, although the outcome might be 'wrong' and it will hurt many people, it takes guts.

Sage
January 9th, 2010, 04:32 AM
I respect them in some ways. Dying for something you believe in is always something I'll respect, although the outcome might be 'wrong' and it will hurt many people, it takes guts.

Unless what they believe in is stupid. Terrorists are to Muslims what the KKK are to Christians. They're a small minority with a big fucking mouth. I'd rather live for something than die for it. Just throwing that out there.

BuryYourFlame
January 9th, 2010, 07:53 AM
That is true, but that does not take away the fact that it takes a large amount of strength.

Giles
January 9th, 2010, 08:27 AM
That is true, but that does not take away the fact that it takes a large amount of strength.

Or stupidity.

Raptor22
January 9th, 2010, 06:30 PM
Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

Rebecca L Vaughn
January 10th, 2010, 09:31 PM
"If there are virgins waiting for you it'll be 72 guys just like you...Why not 72 slutty girls who know what the hell they're doing?" -Jeff Dunham lol :)

L
February 2nd, 2010, 05:18 AM
honestly, the idea of 72 virgins is just as stupid as the idea of heaven or hell to me.