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nachtspiegel
December 27th, 2009, 09:10 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/12/14/ap/strange/main5979730.shtml

Newlyweds' Bed Rigged to Twitter Sex

(CBS) The best man at a wedding has rigged the newlyweds' bed so it broadcasts a Twitter message every time the happy couple has sex.

The best man explains in the Twitter feed that he was asked to house sit for his friend the groom while the couple went on its honeymoon and - apparently as payback for the groom's previous pranks on him - rigged the bed with a pressure-sensitive pad to detect when the couple is doing the deed.

The pad is linked to a computer and tweets the start time, end time, force, "frenzy index," and a cheeky "judge's comment."

The newlywed couple, of course, is completely anonymous, and so is the man behind the tweets. In a Dec. 8 tweet laying out the scheme he wrote, "What you will NEVER know is who they are. Or who I am.I figure I’ll tell my mate in due course that he’s had an audience.So spread the word!"

There are a few linguistic hints that the prankster is British (or perhaps Australian). Beyond that, readers don't know much except that he clearly has a sense of humor: The Twitter account is called newlywedsonthejob (http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob) and the "real name" associated with it is Anon Bestman.

There's no way to verify that the whole thing is real and not some kind of hoax. But it would be a bizarre and unfunny hoax. This one probably ought to be filed under "stranger than fiction."

The account has nearly 16,000 followers. TechCrunch reported on the story Saturday.

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KaelKaos
December 27th, 2009, 09:39 PM
Oh, I think it's funny. "Anon Bestman" keeps it appropriate by releasing no info about the couple, protecting their identities and other good stuff like that. He knows how to pull a good prank.

And my god, that couple likes to have fun... a lot.

Antares
December 28th, 2009, 01:51 AM
You know...this is mildly to moderately creepy :/

I mean...it is a little odd to do this...

Although it is a very clever trick...and somewhat detailed (noticed that the couple was gaining weight) and pretty funny to read...it is still disturbing.
Dude probably needs to get a life (although I would love to see a reaction vid)

Sage
December 28th, 2009, 09:03 AM
This one's a keeper.

JackOfClubs
December 28th, 2009, 12:46 PM
I think its funny. Very 'cheeky', but clever and humorous.

Oren
December 28th, 2009, 05:31 PM
Haha very good prank, a little odd though.

The Joker
December 29th, 2009, 12:19 AM
Wow, they have sex quite a lot.

AllThatIsLeft
December 29th, 2009, 12:26 AM
LOL
rawrrr

IowaBoy
December 29th, 2009, 04:33 AM
21,930 Followers wow

Mal
December 29th, 2009, 06:18 AM
Why is everyone saying they have sex a lot, there's huge gaps of several days, this one's been a week...

Anyway, if my 'best man' did this to me, I'd punch him in the face. I don't care if it's anonymous, that's out of order.

The Joker
December 30th, 2009, 05:40 PM
Even if they take a break, I don't think most people go 3 or 4 times a day.

XxHaViiK
December 30th, 2009, 06:50 PM
They have sex a lot.... Funny thing is, IT ONLY GOES FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES XD!!! HAHA!

Kaleidoscope Eyes
December 30th, 2009, 10:16 PM
Haha. xD Even if it were my bed, I'd find this pretty funny. I wonder how the couple will react when they find out.

They have sex a lot.... Funny thing is, IT ONLY GOES FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES XD!!! HAHA!

I think that's probably pretty typical for the actual sex bit, though. I doubt this thing is sensitive enough to go off every time they lie down, just when things are crazy enough to actually indicate sex. So, there's probably a bit which happens before whatever's recorded. xP

KaelKaos
December 31st, 2009, 01:24 AM
The Frenzy Index cracks me up.

8 in "scary" :P

Mal
December 31st, 2009, 07:52 AM
Even if they take a break, I don't think most people go 3 or 4 times a day.

Speak for yourself. ;)

Besides, they're newlyweds, they should be fucking like rabbits.

Alfred Pennyworth
January 7th, 2010, 03:31 AM
oh, my..........I'll bet they'll be mad when they found out. The only wedding pranks my dad did was stinky cheese (limburger for example) on the tailpipe of the car, or once, he got a ball of twine and ran it all throughout their house (through all of the teacup handles, around the lamp, tied onto all of the door, cupboard, closet handles, and about anything else that the twine could wrap around, but still, this guy is is a league all his own.