materbating with food problem

[bmxkidd]

Okay so I was kinda bi-curious (but not gay, i'm too xtreme for that) and I put a hotdog up my butt to see how it felt, and it got stuck. This was just a few hours ago, and I've been trying to poop it out but it won't. Should I tell my parents? Should I wait for it to rot so i can poop it out easier, or should I go to the hospital? I'm really scared.

[The Joker]

Well, I would feed the troll, but you already have a hot dog.

[Zazu]

Whether or not you enjoy anal masturbation has nothing to do with your sexuality.

With regards to the sausage; facepalm. Don't put food up there. Just be patient and wait until you defecate it out. It's not toxic and shouldn't cause any problems.

[bmxkidd]

Whether or not you enjoy anal masturbation has nothing to do with your sexuality.

With regards to the sausage; facepalm. Don't put food up there. Just be patient and wait until you defecate it out. It's not toxic and shouldn't cause any problems.

thankyou sir

[Triceratops]

Lmfao.
This thread just caused me to accidently spit out my coffee.
Thanks a bunch for that, troll. D:

[nick]

When it says take the frankfurters and place in buns that's not what it means!

[IowaBoy]

if its not that far up then do ze above.

if it does not come out then tell your mom and/or dad

[oopymoss]

ROFL. I'm sorry, but first I thought it was a joke.
But yeah, I think you should tell your parents, if you are in so much pain.

[bmxkidd]

d00d it hurts to sit down. I'm too ashamed to tell my parents so i think ride my bike to the emergency room to get it taken out.

[woody92]

i'd just wait untill it comes out on its own
but if it hasnt come out in the next 24 hours i would go to the emergency room!
PM me if you need

[unidanman]

hehe... has it like snapped in half??? and somes still stuck there or is the whole effin thing up there...

Soz, lol.

Hope your alright...

[Stevo 69]

the only thing you should use to masturbate analy is your finger

You may need to go to hopsital if it won't come out

[lysiaboy]

no, I would wait for it to come out

[Fusion]

Anal Masturbation is not a homosexual act, many heterosexual men do it!

Just see what happens, I don't think it will cause any harm as its mushy.

[nick]

If your story is for real then you have a problem. Its likely to cause a blockage and you need to get it sorted out. I find it equally hard to believe that if it hurts to sit down you would consider riding a bike.

Steve, fingers are not the only things that are safe, but obviously is dangerous and stupid to use anything that either might break or might just all the way in and be irretrievable.

[OstrichAficionado]

Okay so I was kinda bi-curious (but not gay, i'm too xtreme for that)

sigh..Gays aren....

nevermind, i'm going to sleep

[Kahn]

Well "d00d" or whatever you call it. Why do you even bother telling us stuff like this when obviously it isn't true. WHO the fuck is stupid enough to shove something like that, that far up your ass. Really? WHO the hell would shove it up that far. T.R.O.L.L

So.. yeah. When you have a real problem about "MATERBATING with a food problem" post again in this thread.

Next time I see a thread title with terrible spelling and end up stumbling upon someone shoving a hot dog up their ass to far I'll be sure not to comment. My bad.

[Ballin2much]

it depends, i would just wait lol

[Appleton]

too extreme to be gay but you'll shove a hot dog up your ass. You do know it's a different kind of weiner all together right?

Thanks for the laff troll! :P

[Ballin2much]

We dont actually know he is lying...

but its most likely that he is.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

wow i would wait but why would you even put one up there?

[unidanman]

Troll??

Still, Lmfao...

[cherry_boi]

i so laughed out loud to myself after reading this....i'm a looser >.<

awesome tho, made my day!

umm just wait, it'll come out in time, i wud avoid telling my parents as this is the kind of thing i cud see being remembered for a very long time :p

[TheKingDavis]

troll

[bud2.0]

take a laxative and let that be a warning for the future

[KidImage]

LMAOOOO TRoll lol i was cracking up and yeah i wait for it to come out

[Kahn]

We dont actually know he is lying...

but its most likely that he is.

Just by the post we know he is lying.

[Raptor22]

This thread made my day. LMFAO... haahhaha.

[XxHaViiK]

They see me trollin... The hatin... They all tryin teh catch me green and hairy!

[The Joker]

Wow, even P101 noobs can detect that the troll signals from this guy are off the radar.

[cooldude123]

This has to be a joke?...

I was laughing my head off at first.

If this is serious though, it's a stupid idea to put food up your anal area.

[JackOfClubs]

Wow, even P101 noobs can detect that the troll signals from this guy are off the radar.
Thats a true sign of a troll :P

But ya, don't troll on the forums.

[Faithfull]

I had just taken a sip of v/ hot tea, opend this thread and spat it all out from laughing... if this is real then i question your intelligence... who would do something like that

[Raptor22]

I had just taken a sip of v/ hot tea, opend this thread and spat it all out from laughing... if this is real then i question your intelligence... who would do something like that

Idiots, im sure its happened. Ask ER people, they probably have seen multiple people come in with "I put stuff up my butt" problems...

[The Batman]

The question has been pretty much answered and the OP hasn't even posted here since it was made so :locked: