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nick
December 13th, 2009, 07:06 PM
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.

Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.

She was reporting to a parliamentary hearing on security for poppy crops.

Australia supplies about 50% of the world's legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers.

We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles. Then they crash
Lara Giddings, government official

"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.

"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."


Full story here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8118257.stm)

2D
December 14th, 2009, 01:32 AM
Those Wallabies know where it's at.

Sugaree
December 14th, 2009, 01:49 AM
Wallabies who take opium...that's a big plus in my book!

Whisper
December 14th, 2009, 03:12 AM
Page last updated at 15:14 GMT, Thursday, 25 June 2009 16:14 UK

thats really old....

nick
December 14th, 2009, 03:46 AM
mhm, sorry didnt read the small print on the web page. It showed up in the "Most viewed today" list. Amusing anyway.

sasquatch
December 14th, 2009, 03:57 AM
ah, those crazy crazy wallabies...hmmm i wonder where abouts in australia...... MULTIMAP!

mrmcdonaldduck
December 14th, 2009, 06:16 AM
ah, those crazy crazy wallabies...hmmm i wonder where abouts in australia...... MULTIMAP!

Tasmania, it's the island at the bottom

Aussies have the best animals

ShatteredWings
December 14th, 2009, 06:44 AM
haha. i was about to ask why they were doing this again

Gumleaf
December 14th, 2009, 07:31 AM
for some reason i'm experiencing dea ja vu reading this?

Sage
December 14th, 2009, 07:31 AM
I wish getting stoned made me that productive.

nick
December 14th, 2009, 12:41 PM
Page last updated at 15:14 GMT, Thursday, 25 June 2009 16:14 UK

thats really old....

for some reason i'm experiencing dea ja vu reading this?
OK, already apologised once. This story was referenced on the front page of the BBC news site yesterday, I assumed it was current. My mistake its an old story, still several people have found it amusing. As its old I will request lock.

The Batman
December 14th, 2009, 01:25 PM
OP Request :locked: