Chat up lines?

[Love.Hate]

Just wondering has anyone fallen for bad chat up lines?
if so what were they?

[Art_dude]

hahah NO I'm afraid I can't say I have fallen for any pick up lines. However I've heard some pretty funny ones in middle school. A few memorable pick up lines I remember from middle school:

-"Did it hurt?" -- did what hurt? "When you fell from heaven?"
- I hope you have your library card because I'm checking you out!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would but 'U' and 'I' together
- Your eyes are so deep I wish I can swim in them

... and plenty more :P

[kenoloor]

hahah NO I'm afraid I can't say I have fallen for any pick up lines. However I've heard some pretty funny ones in middle school. A few memorable pick up lines I remember from middle school:

-"Did it hurt?" -- did what hurt? "When you fell from heaven?"
- I hope you have your library card because I'm checking you out!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would but 'U' and 'I' together
- Your eyes are so deep I wish I can swim in them

... and plenty more :P

Layin' on the cheese, I see. All right, I can go with this. I, like Alex, haven't fallen for any of these, just giving examples:

"Do you have a map? Cuz I'm lost in your eyes."
"If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents."
"If you looked in a mirror holding 11 roses, you'd see 12 of the most beautiful things on the planet."
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, cuz I can't stop looking at you."
"You must be a parking ticket, cuz you've got FINEEE written all over you."

[AutumnDae]

Best pick up line ever. Almost peed myself when I heard it!

"That shirt is very becoming on you! Then again....If I'd be cumming if I were on you, too!"

[MacMilker]

Best pick up line ever. Almost peed myself when I heard it!

"That shirt is very becoming on you! Then again....If I'd be cumming if I were on you, too!"

best one right there

[Sage]

I love every bone in your body- Especially mine.

[scatman]

You must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you

[Triceratops]

Hardly anyone in my area uses pick up lines.
If they did, they'd probably get beaten up. :P

You must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you

That's the one I got in the VT Photo Album. D:

Oh. The. Shame.

[laurita_21]

- I hope you have your library card because I'm checking you out!


Thats Joe Jonas' pick up line :P
i know one!
slow down suga i'm diabetic ;)
I heard it from Nick Jonas lmfao

[kaz009]

Well, ive said before

I'll be your Barbie, if you'll be my Ken

Thats the best one ever obvs ;) :L