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nick
December 10th, 2009, 06:25 AM
This sounds like a candidate for the Darwin awards....


A student in Ukraine died after his jaw was blown off reportedly by exploding chewing gum.

The 25-year-old chemistry student, who has not been named by police, was working at his parents' home in Konotop when relatives heard a "loud pop".

They rushed to his room and discovered his body. The lower half of his face had been seriously disfigured by the blast.

The Russian news agency Ria Novosti said forensic tests found the chewing gum was covered with an unidentified chemical substance, thought to be some type of explosive.

It was reported that the student used to dip chewing gum into citric acid. Police also found another substance near the body.

The news agency said investigators believe the student may have confused the two substances and began chewing on gum that had been treated with the unidentified substance.



Source here (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/6768473/Student-killed-by-exploding-chewing-gum.html)

mrmcdonaldduck
December 10th, 2009, 07:16 AM
this is going to put me off gum for awhile

Perseus
December 10th, 2009, 07:17 AM
Holy shit...

AncientCatastrophe
December 10th, 2009, 10:44 AM
Wow....I haven't chewed gum in months and I'll keep on resisting it because of this.....Is there really a gum like that
I can't sleep for today in imagining his face would look like :blue::blue:

sweetmisery
December 10th, 2009, 11:58 AM
:O Wow...Well, I don't chew gum that much anyways.

Hatsune Miku
December 10th, 2009, 06:29 PM
O.o
What the hell was he trying to make?

2D
December 10th, 2009, 06:33 PM
What a fucktard. The earth has collectively gone up several IQ points thanks to him.

The Batman
December 10th, 2009, 06:37 PM
Damn I guess he bit off more than he could chew.

2D
December 10th, 2009, 06:51 PM
Damn I guess he bit off more than he could chew.

That's cheesier than Mickey Mouse's toes...

Appleton
December 10th, 2009, 08:18 PM
Damn I guess he bit off more than he could chew.

Yeah but it's nothing to lose your head over!

OneManArmy
December 10th, 2009, 11:09 PM
In (former) Soviet Russia, gum chew you!

Kahn
December 10th, 2009, 11:37 PM
In (former) Soviet Russia, gum chew you!

Oh noes!

Is that what happened to Stalin in 1951?

clone
December 11th, 2009, 12:00 AM
holy shit no more gum for me i better lay off that citric acid also.

quartermaster
December 11th, 2009, 04:26 AM
Yeah but it's nothing to lose your head over!

I guess you could say, another one bites the dust.

2D
December 11th, 2009, 12:35 PM
You guys are terrible.....and by terrible I mean the jokes are so expected it hurts my soul. </3

Appleton
December 11th, 2009, 09:47 PM
This story really just blows my mind...

Clawhammer
December 11th, 2009, 09:51 PM
... or your face. Why am I suddenly reminded of mission impossible? Hm. Well, that's suck for him. Damned silly way to die. I'd blush before I fall on the floor dead, if it were me.

Zero Beat
December 12th, 2009, 06:42 AM
Oh well thats umm... Well crap. Owh.