I'm on An Ark

[The Joker]

I wrote this in five minutes. On a Boat parody.

Oh no, get your hymn books ready
The service is about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place sit in the deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherf**king toes
We preaching this, let's go

I'm on an ark (I'm on an ark)
I'm on an ark (I'm on an ark)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on an ark (sailing on an ark)
I'm on an ark (I'm on an ark)
I'm on an ark
Take a good hard look at the motherf**king boat (ark, yeah)

I'm on an ark motherf**ker take a look at me
Straight flowing on an ark on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherf**ker cause I'm on an ark

Preach a sermon, trick (trick)
I'm on an ark, bitch (bitch)
We drinking the blood of Christ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my Church wear
And my dress shoes
I'm at Church, you at Chapter's
Reading different Bible copies

I'm riding on an ark, it’s a ship
The ark's splashing, getting all the animals all wet
But this ain't Jerusalem, this is real as it gets
I'm on an ark, motherf**ker, don't you ever forget

I'm on an ark and
It's going fast and
I got a Biblical themed pashmina afghan
God’s the king of kings
On an ark like other animals,
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the f**k up, this ark is REAL!!!

f**k land, I'm on an ark, motherf**ker (motherf**ker)
f**k trees, I climbthe Stairway to Heaven, motherf**ker (motherf**ker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf**ker (yeah)
The animal roars make noise, motherf**ker

Hey Jesus, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide making God a vow (God a vow)
Gonna ride this ark away from the flood somehow (flood somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on an ark
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big ark coming my way
Believe me when I say
I prayed to God

I'm on an ark
I'm on an ark
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on an ark (woaah)
I'm on an ark
I'm on an ark
Take a good hard look at the mothaf**kin' ark (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)