Please help!!

[alonso]

I am always jerking off with a black t-shirt on, now my mother found the shirt & she want to talk with me, what can I do?

[alonso]

What do you guys do with your sperm after jacking off? please advise

[Romananthony88]

dude just take off ur shirt wipe it up with a rag or something after

[Aves]

Simple. Jack off with a shirt off, and wipe it up with a kleenex or something

[nick]

just use tissues then bin them or flush them down the toilet

[XxHaViiK]

Yeah, just use tissue. But as for talking to your mom, I was recently in this position because I was having pain in my "area" and it was because of masturbation stuff. I would recommend saying that you just had a wet dream, because that's something you can't help. Telling your mom that you masturbated and ejaculated on your shirt can be.... Extremely embarrassing...

[DaScM]

Did she knew that it's sperm or not?

If she dont know yet that it's sperm, tell her that it's kind of glue or something you wiped on your floor or table.

If yes, then prepare for some serious explanation.

This happened to me one time. I pretended that I was drinking a glass of water and it spilled off my shirt hiding the traces of it and changing to a new one. after that, everything's fine :D

[enzenzz]

Deny Deny Deny :P

tell her it's glue. lol

next time just cum to tissues, or wipe it from your skin.

[DaScM]

^
haha, tama xD

[Impact13]

what we do with our sperm??
Wash it off! duh.

Sorry for being rude but that is the stupidest thing to do is wipe it off with a black shirt. Common sence would tell you to keep it away from your clothes.

***TIP: after masturbating wipe the cum off with tissues(toilet paper) then your clothes

[Pube]

if she knows its sperm say its from a wet dream.

[Jomiseguel]

Only tell her you dont know what it is. If she continues asking you, tell her that you had a wet dream.

Next time, take care of your clothes.

[Kitty Purry]

Dude take of your shirt or if you must have one choose a white one.

[Zazu]

Don't wank into a black t-shirt again maybe?

She shouldn't get angry with you, it's a normal thing to do. Masturbating I mean.

[Giles]

Either deny it, say it was a wet dream or tell her the truth.

If you deny it then she may not believe you and not trust you for a while, or she'll believe you and you'll feel guilty.
If you say it was a wet dream then she'll give you an odd look that she reserves only for "that" discussion about puberty and sex. (If you haven't already had it)
If you tell her that you masturbate then you might have "that" talk(same as above). She might offer you advice or, if she's a bit weird, she might buy you condoms or tissues or something.

[cole g]

sorry but it suck to be you

[NMon]

You learned a lesson, didn't you?
Masturbate with no clothes on, and make sure you wash clothes if you forget and stuff get on them. Wipe them up with tissues or toilet paper.