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Ghoti
November 27th, 2009, 01:52 PM
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I was masturbating with a cock ring of my dad's and got precum on it and put it back up! Its been 2 days, but what will happen?:confused::eek:

Cloud
November 27th, 2009, 01:58 PM
chances are the sperm has died now
but dude thats gross
if your gonna use your dads shit wash it before AND AFTER

The Batman
November 27th, 2009, 02:01 PM
Dude that's gross i doubt your mom would get pregnant but really don't use your parents sex toys just no.

ShatteredWings
November 27th, 2009, 02:36 PM
Yeah no. Can't happen. You do realize those things die a few minutes after they hit air, right?

Moral of the story: Don't even THINK about using your parents sex toys

Kaleidoscope Eyes
November 27th, 2009, 02:52 PM
No, she cannot be. A cock ring never goes inside the vagina anyways, and sperm dies within about 24 hours of being outside the body; it can't survive like that. There are only minimal amounts of sperm in precum anyways, if any is present at all.

Don't use that as an excuse to go ahead and keep using it, though. I'm sure your parents wash it after use, even though it's not likely to get super dirty, but it's still not a good idea. Also, what if they catch you stealing it?
Cock rings aren't really meant as masturbatory aids, anyways.

trouble
November 27th, 2009, 03:38 PM
ok. the sperm probably already died but guys his question was about the precum, he's not asking for advice on washing his dads toys or not, and is not asking about if its right or wrong. seriously

nick
November 27th, 2009, 04:32 PM
No your mum isnt going to get pregnant from it, but I would stay away from that sort of thing in the future because if you get found out its going to be very awkward and embarassing all round.

Suicune
November 27th, 2009, 04:58 PM
Ew..well no your Mom won't get pregnant from your......act.
But seriously wash that stuff. Better yet I wouldn't touch it at all.

Kevi Coz
November 27th, 2009, 06:18 PM
ew, dude thats gross,
dont use theyre sex toys...
the sperm has almost definitly dead.

BigBulge
November 27th, 2009, 07:10 PM
Yh, ur sperm Was dead, and didn't go in anyway.

However, i doubt ur dad cleqns it every tine he uses it, aleven so - itll only have been a quick rinse under the tap. Uv just covered ur dik with ur dads sperm, totally sick.

theOperaGhost
November 27th, 2009, 09:49 PM
If you're that fucking stupid, you would deserve that torture....fortunately for you, sperm doesn't live for long. God damn that's just wrong on so many levels...fucking nasty.

sasquatch
November 27th, 2009, 10:06 PM
To whichever person neg repped me saying my comment was uneeded, feel free to sign your negative rep next time you gutless coward. i think that if someone is using thier parents sex toys... then actually I believe it is rather needed, a little bit of insult to hopefully instill a bit of common sense.

I mean, seriously dude, what the hell were you on that the thought of "wow this is a bit wierd" never came into your head? Sure, ok, this is a support forum, and we're pointing out how incredibly disgusting even the concept of that it as a means of support. And so our feelings come out in words rather than rivers of projectile vomit.

Kaleidoscope Eyes
November 27th, 2009, 10:17 PM
Uv just covered ur dik with ur dads sperm, totally sick.

Actually, a cock ring shouldn't get covered with sperm after use, because it goes at the base of the penis, away from the end where the semen even comes out. It shouldn't get much on it at all, and anyone who owns any sex toy tends to keep it clean to avoid breeding germs.

So, no, this kid did not get his dad's sperm all over himself.

iamniokekun
January 9th, 2010, 02:13 AM
why'd you put it back before washing it in the first place?

The sperm could've died, but I read that sperm can live 4 days.

AllThatIsLeft
January 9th, 2010, 02:17 AM
Please read the last post before posting. this is more than a month old.