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Gumleaf
November 25th, 2009, 05:32 AM
MX Sydney 24/11/09


A new She's Mine bra manipulates women's breasts all day with invisible hands to not only take women from a B-cup to a D, but change the shape of the breasts as required, it's claimed.

TV ads for the Chinese invention suggest a B-cup for work, a C-cup for shopping and a D-cup for partying.

The bra's magic lies in its patented Gods Hand technology - simply press a button hidden, hand-shaped panels expand to lift the breasts.

Minerals in the fabricgenerate UV light to boost circulation and glandular health, which can also increase breast size.
Quick_Sylver
November 25th, 2009, 06:23 AM
Are they serious?
mrmcdonaldduck
November 25th, 2009, 06:24 AM
Are they serious?


that was my second thought, after :woot:
Quick_Sylver
November 25th, 2009, 06:27 AM
*facepalm*
Sage
November 25th, 2009, 06:31 PM
These brave men and women are true heroes of our time. I salute them.
TheKingDavis
November 25th, 2009, 06:33 PM
Link plz? im going to have to see this to believe it lol, tho im sure you are serious
Gumleaf
November 25th, 2009, 11:30 PM
Link plz? im going to have to see this to believe it lol, tho im sure you are serious

this was actual copied from the newspaper itself, not an online article. the only link i have is this one below, but i don't think they have actual articles there, but i didn't have a close look.

http://www.mxnet.com.au/
Sugaree
November 26th, 2009, 05:45 PM
http://www.lisamcpherson.org/images/so_much_win_graphic.png


This...is....FANTASTIC!
AllThatIsLeft
November 26th, 2009, 05:52 PM
Huh. The shit they come up with.
TBH, I can make my boobs look as if they are that big or that small, by simply wearing specific things.

I find this pathetic, and encouraging women to feel insecure about their boob size even more.
Rutherford The Brave
November 26th, 2009, 05:54 PM
Need to get that for Paula *Snickers*
ShatteredWings
November 26th, 2009, 06:38 PM
But if you're shopping with a C-cup, and go to work in a B... then wouldn't your clothes be a little big?

o.O
That thiing cna't be comfertable
Aves
November 26th, 2009, 08:02 PM
Gwyn, they don't care about comfortable, when they are thinking sexy and boobs
ShatteredWings
November 26th, 2009, 08:18 PM
I'm just sayin'.
Bras are already man-made torture devices.
Rutherford The Brave
November 26th, 2009, 08:27 PM
Damn hooks, they never let go.
Sage
November 26th, 2009, 08:59 PM
;700447']But if you're shopping with a C-cup, and go to work in a B... then wouldn't your clothes be a little big?


Who shops before they work?
RaeNose
November 26th, 2009, 09:32 PM
Damn these Aussies. Now how am I gonna keep a man?
;)
Sage
November 26th, 2009, 09:51 PM
Damn these Aussies. Now how am I gonna keep a man?
;)

With your butt.
RaeNose
November 26th, 2009, 09:56 PM
I do have a nice ass...
Although, I think you can fake that too, with all of this technology, nowadays.
AllThatIsLeft
November 26th, 2009, 11:06 PM
i dont see a point in it. be happy with what you have. Big or small. They are staying the same size, you can hide it all you want. Naked time comes, and they are still the same as always.
Sugaree
November 27th, 2009, 12:06 AM
I do have a nice ass...
Although, I think you can fake that too, with all of this technology, nowadays.

Or you could just use Kleenex :P
RaeNose
November 27th, 2009, 12:07 AM
Haha, true.
But I think you run the risk of being lumpy, if you use Kleenex.
-Silence
December 2nd, 2009, 10:31 AM
You guys are never going to know what size women you take home now.

You'll meet her and she'll be a D and then you take her home and she's topless and your just like, "Uhh, where'd they go?"
Lily of the Valley
December 3rd, 2009, 02:23 PM
HOLY CRAP I WANT THESE.

Well, I don't want bigger. Shit, D cup is enough for me. =/

~Maggot