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Evan14
November 24th, 2009, 07:17 PM
I swim for my high school and we wear speedos to compete and the other day I got a boner which obviously is very noticeable/unformfortable in a speedo.
Now Im afraid I'll get a random boner whenever we practice/compete.
Anyone else have this problem?
Sceneboy612
November 24th, 2009, 08:46 PM
I used to swim, never got a boner. But try to think of nasty thoughts, and it should get it down. But maby if you "masturbate", before you swim, you wont get one as easily.
XxHaViiK
November 24th, 2009, 08:58 PM
Yeah. Masturbating before swimming is one solution. If you don't want to do that, you could try doing complicated math problems in your head. The math thing works for me, because it forces me to focus on other things.
MacMilker
November 24th, 2009, 08:59 PM
if you think about having a boner youll get one trust me haha, just masturbate b4 you swim, and if u get one just ignore it...the more u obsess about it the longer it will stay
good luck :)
enzenzz
November 24th, 2009, 09:26 PM
my friend tries to use two swim trunks but I guess it would be painful having to constrict it that hard.
BigBulge
November 25th, 2009, 02:31 PM
i'd discreetly go for the jo first idea, but in good time for it to go down. Also, sit down when poss as it will go away and be less noticeable, only stan when you're about to swim, if yoyu get aroused when people can see you, you'll be in the water by the time it gets up.
Giles
November 25th, 2009, 05:34 PM
Either masturbate before you go out.
Wear extra layers.
Think about your dad naked (or anything else disgusting)
Focus on something really difficult. (like the maths problems mentioned above)
hotboy4u2c
November 25th, 2009, 05:56 PM
hey im not on a swim team, but id have to agree with everyone else, masturbate be4 u go out. maybe u can ask a team mate about what to do since im sure ur not the only one thats ever gotten a boner while at swim meet. i would think being in the cold water makes ur boner go away. if all else fails think of somehting else to take ur mind off of it.
greg95
November 26th, 2009, 04:45 PM
Yeah. Masturbating before swimming is one solution.
i dont think so. masterbating will make himl tired before the competition :lol:
MisterAndrews
November 26th, 2009, 04:57 PM
Take a towel onto the pool side and put it over your legs.
Masterbation would work but it makes you tired. If you do try this, you must cum, ohterwise it'll make it worse.
Cross your legs and squeeze, the pressure stops the blood flow and it should go down.
If it happens in the changing rooms, dont worry! Everyone gets one :)
JackOfClubs
November 26th, 2009, 05:22 PM
If possible, wear a jammer. They aren't as tight as Speedos, and hide the boner a bit better. If you don't think about it, you probably won't get one. I have been swimming for a while, you just gotta focus on other things.
luvthissite
November 28th, 2009, 05:36 PM
don't forget, boners are actually natural. yeah, it is a little embarassing, but everyone gets them at one point or another. If you get it, don't obsess about it, just get your mind on winning the next race, sit down, or walk around some in the opposite direction. masturbating might not be the best solution, as this can take away a little of your "fire" in your belly, which can come in handy if it is a close race.
Pudd
November 28th, 2009, 07:46 PM
clench your stomach and think of the dentist
crazycoller
November 28th, 2009, 07:57 PM
im on my school's swim team and we have jackets and stuff to wear when we're not swimming which could hide it. Also if you get it during prac... ur in the water... no-one will see... and if you get it during a meet go to the bathroom btwn events and just chill or sometin or at my school the diving area is open to warm up for us... if it is for you too do a couple weak and slow laps... the cold water will bring it down... don't j/o because you will use alot of energy that you will need... if you get it while showering... nbd... everyone gets em sometime.. while changing- grab ur towel
TAC1
November 28th, 2009, 08:18 PM
The more you fuss about an erection, the longer it will stay. Don't think about it and even if it is still there dont make it look obvious.
cuddlemuffin3
November 28th, 2009, 08:56 PM
the other girl swimmers love em!
DjDream
November 29th, 2009, 02:31 AM
Be ur self show wat u have to show... wat the heck
ZzKingz
November 30th, 2009, 02:07 AM
I used to swim, never got a boner. But try to think of nasty thoughts, and it should get it down. But maby if you "masturbate", before you swim, you wont get one as easily.
but what if you're turned on by nasty thoughts? lol jk
dantheman5000
November 30th, 2009, 04:31 PM
think dead puppies
fallen xxi
November 30th, 2009, 07:23 PM
Yeah I'm a swimmer and I've never gotten hard...but I think it's one of the risks you take...I would say just don't think about it because that seems to be when it happens the most.
anime Freak
November 30th, 2009, 07:26 PM
i had the same problem, my solution was painful but it worked, put an athletic cup under the speedo, it will be uncomfortable but it will hide the boner
adam1995
November 30th, 2009, 08:53 PM
i had the same problem, my solution was painful but it worked, put an athletic cup under the speedo, it will be uncomfortable but it will hide the boner
Must look a little odd lol
Wonder.
November 30th, 2009, 10:57 PM
Granny in her panties.
melara
December 11th, 2009, 02:31 AM
im on the college swim team i remember when i was on the highschool swim team the same thing happened to me while me and the other guys were in the showers i just joked about it with them and got over it but if your not comfortable dont think about it or go some where and strech by the diving area or go to the bathroomto take your mind off of it. AND I KNOW ITS REALLY HARD TO HIDE ONE IN A SPEEDO THERES NO WHERE TO HIDE IT
kenshin8106
December 12th, 2009, 12:44 AM
deff dont think bout it or its gunna happen lol i would say try to think bout sumtin like math probs as one commentor suggested, lol sumtin to make you focus
DylanTyde
December 15th, 2009, 04:26 PM
you wont get one during a competition because you will be too focused on the competition. and if you do get one you will probably get embarrassed and nothing gets rid of a boner faster than that
Silverfist64
December 15th, 2009, 05:02 PM
I was a swimmer for a short time and in the short time I cant say that ive ever gotten an erection. Your best bet is to simply not think about things that might lead to you getting a boner. When I would change I would start to get hard and I would simply push the thought away and think about what homework I had or maybe some difficult problems from the day. Then rush to the pool and get in(if your allowed to) otherwise just try not to think about it. Mingle with some of the other swimmers and have a conversation with them not relating to anything sexual. But if you do get one, play it off and dont worry. Everyone gets one and no one should bother you about it.
Ballin2much
December 15th, 2009, 05:16 PM
"Mulligan, is that your rudder?!" Lol, i heard this at swim practice once, not about me though, so Im guessing it has happened before.
ACQD139F83J
December 16th, 2009, 02:13 AM
as far as maths goes, calculate a sequence - I like cubes. Whenever I have an unwanted boner I just count: 1,8,27,64,125,216 etc. but choose something that suits how good you are at maths so that you don't just give up and so that you are adequately distracted. another good one is fibonacci: 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55 etc.
cdtcmdr
December 17th, 2009, 06:02 PM
i just ignore them. the eventually go away
Spoookster
December 17th, 2009, 06:03 PM
We all have that problem! Just be urself and just don't care about it!!!! We all get Boners don't we? Don't be embarrassed bcuz ur not the only1 ;)
jcg93
December 17th, 2009, 06:10 PM
think it might help if you just masturbated before you went swimming :P....and tried not to think about sex in general....it might stop the boner problems !!! :)
MusicallyObsessedBoi
December 17th, 2009, 06:48 PM
Don't do math. The answer might be 69
swimmatic
December 21st, 2009, 12:45 PM
i swim on high school team and i wear a speedo too.
just try to think of something non-sexual.
if you do get a random one just cover it up with towel or a jacket.
it happens...so that's the advice i have for ya. :)
OrionX
December 21st, 2009, 04:14 PM
J/O for the win!! (: and try not to think about it :D
Spoookster
December 21st, 2009, 05:00 PM
Don't worry about it... :) They all get it :)
Weather
December 21st, 2009, 07:48 PM
i swim on high school team and i wear a speedo too.
just try to think of something non-sexual.
if you do get a random one just cover it up with towel or a jacket.
it happens...so that's the advice i have for ya. :)
i agree with him.
wrap a towel around..
should help
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