Things To Do In Walmart?

[Brighter.Tomorrow]

Steal one of the moped cart things and ram people with it. (You get kicked out very fast)

Next idea?

[IowaBoy]

get on intercom and say random things...

[Brighter.Tomorrow]

get on intercom and say random things...

Hmm.. never done that. But the little price checkers..I have crashed them before.

[IowaBoy]

here is a good one, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy9SZO1oIak lost in walmart lol

[Mzor203]

Find wherever they have the alarm clocks, and set them all to go off at the exact same time. :P

[XxXAutreyXxX]

When an intercom goes off, fall to your knees, grab your head, and start shouting, "AHHH! ITS THE VOICES AGAIN!"

My friend has personally done this and it worked quite well ;)

[XxHaViiK]

Stand at the doorway and throw skittles at the people and tell them, "GO F**K YOURSELF" lawlzorz at Family Guy.

[alex95]

Stand at the doorway and throw skittles at the people and tell them, "GO F**K YOURSELF" lawlzorz at Family Guy.

lol thats not smart if you said that to my daughter i would personnaly go in your shit as in beat you to pieces lol

[CanadaRocksEH]

Take multiple carts, fill them up with random products, and leave them throughout the store in predesignated areas.

[Ghoti]

Take all the toys that make noise and set them on at the same time for an Orchestra! xD

[Sugaree]

Got this off of Yahoo Answers. Some of them have been stated.

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what
happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen
you in so long!…" etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk,
anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're
taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from
the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,"…I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any
Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
"Mission: Impossible."

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I
need some tampons!!"

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
restrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those
voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and
relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain
that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little
umbrella in it.

51. Take 10 or so boxes of condoms and put them in random carts when people aren't looking.

52. Dress as a butcher carrying a knife, take a pig, then proceed to chase it around the store screaming and yelling at the top of your lungs.

[Rutherford The Brave]

buy stuff >,>

[LuvsandHugs]

When a couple is shopping put a box of condoms in their grocery cart

[unknown2011]

get friends to dress up as PacMan ghost and chase you in a pacman costume going WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA!
lol.

[drewlink99]

Take a toilet plunger, and stick it in the middle of the electronics section!

[SlightlySane]

I always make eye contact with as many people as I can and stare at them till they look away.
I talk to myself while pretending I can't find something.

A couple more ideas:
-hide in the clothing racks and yell "Pick me! Pick Me!" when people look through them.
-Sit in a dressing room for about ten minutes and then yell, "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE"
-Try to buy a gun without an I.D. and if they don't sell you one ask if they could point
you to the antidepressants

[Cromm]

lol thats not smart if you said that to my daughter i would personnaly go in your shit as in beat you to pieces lol _You're_ daughter?

[Quick_Sylver]

My friends did these.

Dance with a mop
Flirt with a mannequin
Grab a Chickadee magazine and scream, "omg! Telena is broken up!" Watch how many girls come running.

[Church]

Turn all the tv's to mtv and go to max sound and rock

[tyler27846]

switch all the price tags
drive the bikes in the store