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lolwhatt
October 25th, 2009, 06:40 PM
When you cum, (not in the shower) where do you go? I hear some people just cover the tip with a tissue but then you cant touch your tip when your jerkin off and about to cum. With me, i'd just put a tissue down on my stomach and id lay down but i tend to squirt too far and i get it all over the place. Any advice?

XxHaViiK
October 25th, 2009, 06:49 PM
The toilet works. You can just go on your stomach and then wipe it off afterwards. If your wanting to avoid getting it on you, all I can say is the toilet. What I always do is lay back on my bed, and ejaculate on my stomach. I keep a big ball of tissue right next to me so I can clean it after.

nick
October 25th, 2009, 06:50 PM
If you shoot randomly there's not much you can do apart from let it land where it wants and then clean up afterwards. If you're naked thats not such a big deal really.

If you feel that your shooting is causing a problem try wanking more often, the more you do it the less far is likely to shoot.

newfiee 13
October 25th, 2009, 07:20 PM
Just let it land on your chest then wipe it off

BigBulge
October 25th, 2009, 07:21 PM
I sit on the loo, lean fkward and finish off down there.

ChosenOne
October 25th, 2009, 07:21 PM
Depends, if I'm gonna be getting a shower aftewards or something then I'd just do it in my boxers and then clean up in the bathroom. Otherwise just let it go where it wants and clean up afterwards LOL.

impact_75
October 25th, 2009, 09:07 PM
Just go to the toilet. You can cum then flush. Put don't get any on the bowl. You don't want your mom to find cum on the toilet seat, cause she would be:mad::mad::mad:

lengthy_brochure
October 25th, 2009, 10:01 PM
Personally I eat it.

Kevwee
October 25th, 2009, 10:09 PM
Well i usually do it in like some toilet paper, tissue or a napkin or something like that.

spamuel
October 26th, 2009, 12:04 PM
yeah i normally just lie down and cum all over my chest/stomach then clean up with a tissue.

sjn6223
October 26th, 2009, 04:04 PM
I cum on my chest and just wipe it afterwards then but k usually shower afterwards incase some of my cum is still there

Aless1225
October 26th, 2009, 06:26 PM
hahahah that sometimes happends to me but i always keep a towel handy (it is my own towel)

Lorand
November 9th, 2009, 08:35 AM
stomach usually,,,then wash

geniusrocksoutloud
November 9th, 2009, 12:25 PM
tip, but that works fine for me ;-D

whichever way works fine for you, well thats your opinion! Its you, not anyone else

totti
November 9th, 2009, 04:12 PM
usually I cum into a sock while I'm watching porn and then put it in the wash. or i jizz on my stomach and clean it up with tissues. sometimes i cum in my mouth, too

OneManArmy
November 9th, 2009, 06:40 PM
Just let it go on my stomach or whatever and clean it up with toilet paper or whatever, but i usually take a shower right after.

thisqboy4u
November 10th, 2009, 07:17 PM
I Like to lay on my bed and shoot on my face or stomach. Then just wipe it off. I use a tissue or washcloth.

fishdog
November 11th, 2009, 03:38 AM
wrap the tisse around you boner just befor you shoot

strata8
November 11th, 2009, 03:41 AM
For me it usually shoots past my shoulder, so I guess I just have to clean it up =/

coolguy12
November 11th, 2009, 07:31 AM
i jus lie down on my bed and my cum usually lands around my nipples on on them and i eat it sometimes or wipe it up with a tissue and flush it down the toilet

david_1990
November 11th, 2009, 08:54 AM
lol try using a sock ... different approach ull love it lol never hurts to try new things .. make sure its a old sock u dont use anymore though

eraser
November 11th, 2009, 09:39 AM
i cum on my stomache then clean it up. its not hard.

gone
November 11th, 2009, 11:30 PM
where ever it lands.. :P

Schundy
November 11th, 2009, 11:40 PM
i normaly eat it

lilum
November 12th, 2009, 03:49 PM
you could eat it "jokes!!" ermm toilet is the best place tbh

dantheman5000
November 12th, 2009, 06:41 PM
For me it usually shoots past my shoulder, so I guess I just have to clean it up =/

god man how often do you j/o you must like build it up or somethin

Pioneer92
November 12th, 2009, 07:43 PM
Just let it land on your chest then wipe it off

this for me

unidanman
November 13th, 2009, 01:02 AM
Lol i usually do it spontaneously and i dont have any tissues in my room so i get a piece of pad paper out of my bag and do it on that... doesnt go through like a tissue so i just throw it in my bin and it just looks like ive thrown some old bits of school work away... oh and lying down on bed with pad on stomach...

BlueAce11
November 13th, 2009, 07:29 PM
I just cum on my stomach and chest, then wipe it off

phill1
November 14th, 2009, 04:54 AM
i do it in my boxers

Tyler44441
November 16th, 2009, 10:29 PM
I do it at night and in the shower, or when im home alone, in my bedroom

fohawk
November 17th, 2009, 01:26 AM
into a sock but i do it on my stomach

scie_irl10
November 17th, 2009, 04:51 PM
I do it anywhere , like
1 it doesnt smell
2. it disappears
ya most of it ends up on my hand which gets a good bath in the sink lol. but like as i said i go anywhere mostly into a corner cause its out of the way other wise all over the place except when im in bed and need a wank first thing in the morning before school then i go in myself , if you get what i mean. like in the penis then let it flow onto paper or something

ASk8rDude92
November 17th, 2009, 06:13 PM
hands, mouth, in a sock, pretty much wherever

Wiwwm0
March 21st, 2010, 12:43 PM
First of all. U are A lucky ass to be able to cum like that. All over ur self. You can put more paper all over ur chest and stomach just in case u get to exited and just go crazy. Or just get the paper on the left hand or right which ever the opposite of the hand u write with and cum in the paper right out of ur dick then just throw it away. Nice!!!

Wiwwm0
March 21st, 2010, 12:45 PM
When I cum a lot I cum all over my hands, stomach, legs, and bed or wherever I am laying. Then I lick it of

Tiberius
March 21st, 2010, 01:29 PM
Double post and 4 month old bump :locked: