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Angusyoung95
October 12th, 2009, 01:44 PM
I am 14 and am very far through puberty.

When I muck about with my mates we always do the "pretend to have sex" thing that guys do as a laugh. I'm not gay ( I think ) but I do enjoy the pretend sex thing, but the problem Is I get a boner within seconds of mucking about.

Does anyone have any tips on how to hide or not get boners cus it's very annoying for me. :(

Please help with tips preferebly from experience. :)

nick
October 12th, 2009, 02:17 PM
I wouldnt worry to much about it, chances are the other guys are the same. Tighter underwear, like briefs, will hold it in much better than boxers.

Giles
October 12th, 2009, 02:26 PM
Well the only sure way to stop boners when your playing the pretend sex thingy is to simply not do the pretend sex thingy, but if your talking about in general...

# tight briefs/boxers
# more than one layer of underwear
# if you can, push your penis up and put it between yourself and the waistband
# carry something infront of the bulge

Hope this helps :)

jack_aus
October 12th, 2009, 02:42 PM
I am 14 and am very far through puberty.

When I muck about with my mates we always do the "pretend to have sex" thing that guys do as a laugh. I'm not gay ( I think ) but I do enjoy the pretend sex thing, but the problem Is I get a boner within seconds of mucking about.

Does anyone have any tips on how to hide or not get boners cus it's very annoying for me. :(

Please help with tips preferebly from experience. :)

what do you mean the "pretend sex thing"?

zgrazier
October 12th, 2009, 04:00 PM
wear a hoodie and tuck it up in ur pants waistband
always works for me

hiker1992
October 13th, 2009, 01:41 AM
Yep, it's basically unanimous. Tuck it into a waistband, wear tighter underwear, it's all good.

And by "pretend sex thing" do you mean dry humping? Because if you're actually thrusting against them then there's a good chance they'll feel it anyway.

pontiacdriver
October 13th, 2009, 02:20 AM
I am 14 and am very far through puberty.

When I muck about with my mates we always do the "pretend to have sex" thing that guys do as a laugh. I'm not gay ( I think ) but I do enjoy the pretend sex thing, but the problem Is I get a boner within seconds of mucking about.

Does anyone have any tips on how to hide or not get boners cus it's very annoying for me. :(

Please help with tips preferebly from experience. :)

My thinking is that if you are dry humping your friends as part of "pretend sex," then the reality is that there is absolutely no way you can hide your boner. Anything sexual is going to get a reaction from you, and no rational person should be surprised if any of you get erections. After all, your penises are be stimulated, and it is only natural you will get hard. The only way you can prevent boners in such a case is to avoid the dry humping/pretend sex.

If your problem is hiding boners in general, then just make sure that your clothing fits you well as really tight pants are going to show off your erections much more than loose ones. Also, wearing longer shirts can also help hide erections, too. The following video might help you on how to hide erections: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWG3mlxsuUk

Finally, if your issue is whether what you are doing will impact your sexuality, then chances are no as one has to want both an emotional and physical relationship with a guy to be gay. Of course anyone would like what you guys are doing as most guys like their penises to be stimulated. If it turns out you like some of your friends more than friends, then that is not a bad thing, and you will probably have to think about your sexuality more then. However, if you just like getting your penis stimulated and nothing more, then I would not think about why you enjoy the feelings.

WonderChild
October 13th, 2009, 02:31 AM
all i do is somehow when no one is looking, quickly put it in my boxer strap thing.

mrmcdonaldduck
October 13th, 2009, 03:25 AM
point your penis up to your stomach, that should help.

clone
October 13th, 2009, 10:29 PM
where long hoody

kenshin8106
October 14th, 2009, 12:56 AM
tight briefs, put it up in waist band

bluebird384
November 9th, 2009, 12:33 AM
point your penis up to your stomach, that should help.
ya point it up thats the answer

steven_88
November 9th, 2009, 03:17 PM
tuck it away somewhere

Severus Snape
November 9th, 2009, 03:46 PM
Recall this image:

http://www.onejerusalem.com/wp-content/rosieksm.jpg

hollisterboi95
November 9th, 2009, 03:52 PM
just pretend to txt on your cell tht's what i do. and if your in school put your books in your lap.

mustang
November 9th, 2009, 06:42 PM
i used to have the same problem i tucked my head in under my belt and no one ever noticed

OneManArmy
November 9th, 2009, 06:47 PM
Recall this image:

*snip*


hawt


anyway just tuck it into ur waist band and maybe wear boxer briefs those seem to help.

BigBulge
November 9th, 2009, 06:52 PM
Just carry on chating in that position untill it gies away. If it doesn't, ask then to excuse yiu whil you 'scratch your balls', pullimg your penis between your torso and waistband on the way up. This is effective whilst discreet.

thisqboy4u
November 10th, 2009, 07:15 PM
I agree with benmullet above. But my question do they get them or have you felt them? So if you both get them don't worry about it.

coolguy12
November 11th, 2009, 07:44 AM
jus wear realy tight boxer briefs or u cud try a completely different approach and actually tell them u have a boner and show off and make jokes bout it thats wat we do sometimes evry1 ends up wit 1 in da end :D

david_1990
November 11th, 2009, 08:53 AM
try putting ur hands down ur pockets and making ya pants lok wider lol there isnt much u can do if u got a massive buldge down there ... things happen .. most likley the other boys might have a boner too so dw

sage of craze
November 11th, 2009, 12:41 PM
Whenever I have to hide a hardon, I just use the wasteband method. Tuck it in and forget about it.

gone
November 11th, 2009, 11:35 PM
slide it up into the waist band of your pants, then it will be barley noticeable ;)

Quicksilver
November 14th, 2009, 12:40 PM
In general, hiding an erection I just put my hands in my pockets or put it behind my belt, works fine. If you're doing your 'game' with your friends and they see, just mess about saying 'oh yeah course it's over you'. Chances are they'll just laugh and it'll be over..

Fruit_Tart.
November 15th, 2009, 02:29 AM
Jus wear a long hoodie

dantheman5000
November 16th, 2009, 06:42 PM
think dead puppies!

Richthegamer99
November 16th, 2009, 07:19 PM
I where realy baggy clothes you will not be albe to see there in baggy clothes

ASk8rDude92
November 16th, 2009, 07:45 PM
waistband, and wear briefs. definitely the best call.

BlackBetty
November 16th, 2009, 09:05 PM
I think all guys like thinking about having sex with another man..

Try not to think about getting a boner, wear briefs or something tighter than boxers.