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nick
October 1st, 2009, 06:45 PM
A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a makeshift marijuana pipe has said that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed the cat down.

Area Schomaker of Lincoln said he never intended to hurt the 6-month-old cat, Shadow.

Sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence fined the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanour animal cruelty on Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, also was fined for animal cruelty because she didn't try to stop Schomaker, Sgt Andy Stebbing said.

Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat about two months ago from friends who abused it.

Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them but he did nt want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they did not bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.

So Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift pipe because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."

He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.

more here (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4942627/Man-stuffed-cat-in-marijuana-bong-to-calm-it-down.html)

Rainstorm
October 1st, 2009, 08:13 PM
Complete jackass of a human. Sure, lets put it in a bong, and not use a bit of water.

Church
October 1st, 2009, 08:43 PM
I laughed my ass off when read the headline, funny as hell, poor cat I suppose, wonder what a cat looks like when its high.

mrmcdonaldduck
October 2nd, 2009, 02:35 AM
I laughed my ass off when read the headline, funny as hell, poor cat I suppose, wonder what a cat looks like when its high.

so do I

poor cat though.

ShatteredWings
October 2nd, 2009, 04:58 PM
why do people try to get their cats high?

Grey fox
October 2nd, 2009, 05:43 PM
Lol!

You know how apparently if you put smarties tubes on cats legs they walk like robots, what would happen if you did that to a cat that's high????

ShatteredWings
October 2nd, 2009, 05:54 PM
anyone else remember THIS story? http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=39172

Delusion15
October 3rd, 2009, 11:47 PM
I laughed my ass off when read the headline, funny as hell, poor cat I suppose, wonder what a cat looks like when its high.

i think we all did lol