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hammertime3675309
September 30th, 2009, 11:07 PM
I started to do this new way of masturbating, and I was wondering if anyone else did this.

All right, because I have hemeroids, My rectum areas starts to get annoyed after a couple minutes on the toilet. Because of that, I had to come up with a new idea...How could I masturbate without standing up (because standing up usually lessons the experience) and having the cum land in a good place (toilet bowl).

So I set up the experiment in my mind. I decided to get on my knees, and wank off, aiming in the toilet bowl (with both lids up, of course).

Now, the question I have is this:

When I get to my climax, my knees start to shake and wobble (because I have less support, and especially when I use lube :yeah:). This causes me to use the toilet as a support. My balls then run against the toilet seat.

My mom cleans the toilet all of the time, so do you guys think that I could get some kind of disease from my balls touching the part of the toilet seat where small dots of urine may have been?

kdddd
September 30th, 2009, 11:35 PM
umm no i dont think so
unless somone with herpes sat on it and it haddent been cleaned

hiker1992
October 1st, 2009, 12:09 AM
Haha that seemed like a long explanation for your question, but I don't think you have anything to worry about, bud. Unless someone in your family has some sort of STI, you're in the clear.

Ortizitthisone
October 1st, 2009, 12:16 AM
Not likely to get any sexually-transmitted diseases, but it is possible to get an infection. Just make sure that the toilet (and you!) are as clean as possible.

kenshin8106
October 1st, 2009, 01:14 AM
that sounds kinda weird not gunna lie, i got hemm. to. But no u cant get a disease from that, the germ can't live in an enviroment without its host

pontiacdriver
October 1st, 2009, 03:03 AM
I started to do this new way of masturbating, and I was wondering if anyone else did this.

All right, because I have hemeroids, My rectum areas starts to get annoyed after a couple minutes on the toilet. Because of that, I had to come up with a new idea...How could I masturbate without standing up (because standing up usually lessons the experience) and having the cum land in a good place (toilet bowl).

So I set up the experiment in my mind. I decided to get on my knees, and wank off, aiming in the toilet bowl (with both lids up, of course).

Now, the question I have is this:

When I get to my climax, my knees start to shake and wobble (because I have less support, and especially when I use lube :yeah:). This causes me to use the toilet as a support. My balls then run against the toilet seat.

My mom cleans the toilet all of the time, so do you guys think that I could get some kind of disease from my balls touching the part of the toilet seat where small dots of urine may have been?

I doubt you could get a disease of any sort if your scrotum touches the toilet rim assuming that it is cleaned frequently. However, if this is going to be your usual method of masturbation, then you really should take a shower after you are done to clean up. Also, you can be proactive and clean the toilet rim before you masturbate just to ensure that you are totally fine. I believe that at home you are safe using this method of masturbation, but I would definitely not masturbate this way at a public toilet or at other people's houses.

Finally, if your knees do give out on you during an orgasm, then you might want to consider laying down or kneeling in the tub or on the floor when you do your thing.

Severus Snape
October 1st, 2009, 05:29 AM
Urine is completely sterile

Fusion
October 1st, 2009, 06:25 AM
I wouldn't say to many people would do this [edited for content, link not allowed]

dantheman5000
October 1st, 2009, 03:28 PM
not unless someone in your family has any thing?

anime Freak
October 1st, 2009, 05:29 PM
sounds ok to me i dont think you can get an std from a toilet

The Joker
October 1st, 2009, 07:03 PM
sounds ok to me i dont think you can get an std from a toilet

You can actually. But, what are the chances of someone in your family having an STD?

Aves
October 1st, 2009, 09:32 PM
I think this technically counts as masturbation techniques, which aren't allowed.

The Batman
October 2nd, 2009, 12:39 AM
I think this technically counts as masturbation techniques, which aren't allowed.

Naw he's just asking if he can get something from putting his balls on the toilet seat.

Don't worry dude you're safe.

kyle95
October 2nd, 2009, 01:20 AM
mate, ever thought of wiping the toilet first? that may solve the problem for you

blingibong
October 2nd, 2009, 02:09 PM
jst to be sure dont u neva no what things can be there cleanin it dont allways takes them viruses go away!!

trouble
October 2nd, 2009, 07:48 PM
not really