What was the worst time/place you got an erection?

[dantheman5000]

hey guys what was the worst time/place you've gotten an erection? mine was standing up in the middle of class and around my friends!

[Grey fox]

Lol, that's unfortunate. Sure you weren't playing "pop-up-pirate?"

[dantheman5000]

Lol, that's unfortunate. Sure you weren't playing "pop-up-pirate?"

nah man just very unfortunate! it was around the time when i couldn't control my hormones as well! like 12 or 13

[CLBlake]

The most unconvenient for me was with my friends, freeballing in basketball shorts. I had to stand up and yeah... not good. Hahaha.

[BrandongoesBoom]

i havent had any embrassing ones. so i guess mine has all been convenet. lol.

[dantheman5000]

The most unconvenient for me was with my friends, freeballing in basketball shorts. I had to stand up and yeah... not good. Hahaha.

lol that is very unfortunate

[lil baller]

i just randomly got one in the locker room when i was changing

[YourFriend]

I don't remember really... But i find them mostly unconveniant.

[dantheman5000]

i just randomly got one in the locker room when i was changing

were there alot of people in the room and did ne1 notice?

[dantheman5000]

plyz elaborate to the best of your ability about what you say. just as long as it pertains to the thread

[dantheman5000]

The most unconvenient for me was with my friends, freeballing in basketball shorts. I had to stand up and yeah... not good. Hahaha.

lol that is very unfortunate. do tell us more!! lol

[Dead_User]

Well, I was at my friend;s house, he's 22, and I got a big one...:/

[CLBlake]

lol that is very unfortunate. do tell us more!! lol

Not much more... I stood up and we all chuckled, but it's happened before to each of us, so kinda just shrugged it off. They gave me a hard time about it, though... but that's it! Hahaha.

Still embarrassing, but it's quite funny when I think back to it.

[that kid]

I was getting up to do a presentation in class. Luckily I got to stand behind a podium so I just put my papers to the side so no one could see until I got to the podium.

[Ortizitthisone]

I've gotten them just standing up in class, but not to the point where I've been embarrassed...

Convenient or inconvenient? Well now, I suppose that would depend on your circumstances, no? :-p

[kenshin8106]

There is no good time for them lol

[Ortizitthisone]

There is no good time for them lol

Except for when you're, you know, having sex. Using it for what it's meant for. :-p

[mrmcdonaldduck]

probably when i was having a shower in the locker rooms.

[Severus Snape]

altar serving at mass when i was 12.

[John Marston]

Ummmmmm... let me think... it wasnt really unconvenient, as to the fact that i didnt have to stand up. so it was hidden under the table. but heres how it happend, you said you wanted it as elaborate as possible and pertains to the thread.

O.k. so i was sitting in Science class with my sl*tty teacher Ms. Shalders when she announced that we could have the rest of the "period"(period is like the rest of the classtime before we move to our next class, this is in high school) when this really hot girl walked into my class (and i mean f***ing hot, like super supermodel hot, and i cant think of any to compare her to) and started walking to the group of desks opposite the door. And she looked so sexy the way she walked, ive never even thought that anyones walk was at all sexy before. So i got an erection, as you know that would happen, and i am pretty sure i was gonna cum in my pants just from the sight of her. But then she walked past my teacher and i got turned off COMPLETELY. Anyway thats my fairly eelaborate story

[pedza95]

I was on the beach with my mates and I was wearing speedos (you already know where this is going) and thanks to my teen hormones, I got an erection and guess what my friends did? FYI I still wear speedos, I really like them!

[CLBlake]

^ Lol, what did they do?

[gayguy1]

I can guess they pulled your Speedo down to expose your cockhead shining in the light. Happened to me once too but I just tackled one guy who I knew has a really small dick and got his trunks down. Fair is fair

[sabin22]

my worst was while i was playing tennis, not the best of timing

[danzama]

Let's just say backstroke is no longer my best stroke lol

in our school pool lol

[Justwondering]

In the middle of dinner... With my grandmother there... and then I got asked to get up and grab something (I'm pretty sure it was a drink, but I'm not 100% sure).

[xian]

i was at the beach with my girlfriend and my dick stuck out.

[diamond jetstream]

well me and my friends were mucking around about who we would root and i said this teacher who was new and no she wasnt old she was twenty two and lke the hottest teacher i had ever seen and she walked past and my friend said that i would have sex with her if she wanted and i just said hi miss and smiled and thats when i got a boner hahaha she started talking and it got bigger and i tried so hard to hide it and i know she seen it and it was like she wanted it cause she was smilng at me and actng like one of us and eventually she left and i still had it for like an hour after.

[gayguy1]

I had one other time and it has to be the all time winner. I was carrying the main cross in church, wearing a white gown, C of E guys will recognize this. We were doing the Gospe procession and I had been looking at this other altar server. As soon as we stood up my dick was hard. underneath I had on nylon gym shorts so I stuck out. I could see the bulge and I had to march to the center of the church with Mr Happy looking like a flag poll. As we finished and we walking back to the sanctuary, my gown parted in front and this orange thing was sticking str8 out. I now wear boxerbriefs under my gyn shorts
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[Kahn]

Well the worst place for me was when we were playing hide and seek a few days ago. not kidding. I was sprinting getting away from my cousin when I had like the best day dream ever of me and my old girl friend. Well just the thought of her (She lives in NY I live in OH) made me get an erection and literally it got stuck in my zipper and I fell on my face and on it. It hurt so much I about cried. OMG the thought of it makes it feel weird.

[cherry_boi]

on stage during a school play in front of like 500 ppl....

[ericboi]

When I was at the hotel pool when we went on vacation during the summer. A girl kept looking at me and the worse it got.

[Eagle1]

actually yesterday I was working parking at the state fair with my explorer post and 5 of us had to get on a gator built for two so i was hanging onto the pass. side while my LT(female and good looking) was sitting right in front of my crotch. then we passed by a REALLY hot girl then all of a sudden mr happy decides to come out. luckly my Lt. did not notice thanks to me wearing boxer briefs instead of boxers.

[ACQD139F83J]

I wear briefs and that keeps them unnoticed (as far as I know). The closest I've come to inconvenient was when I was freeballing down what I thought was a completely deserted street with a huge erection and my friend turned up beside me and started a conversation. It was close but as it went down very quickly, I don't think he noticed.

[xXAnonWillXx]

public bus to school for me, and usually there is NO SITTING SPACE so what do i go and do? i go and get my morning hard on dont i. Man i have to pretend i dropped something to conceal my unfortunate mishap lol....

[unknown2011]

ha. i get mine in the strangest places all the damn time. lol...today i got one while being all touchy feely with my friend and then she walked away 2 feet...came back...and was on it. (0.o)

[adam1995]

i just randomly got one in the locker room when i was changing

Same lol not good :(

[dantheman5000]

Same lol not good :(

you still havent told me why you have that devon kid as your avatar

[Ryhanna]

ooooh my friend was staying at my place one night and we got undressed into our underwear and my girlfriend called and i put it on speaker and she didn't realise... she started talking sexy to me like on a phone sex line haha a running joke with us on the phone, she had no idea my friend was there and when I told her, my friend tackled me and landed basically on my erect penis!!! ooooh not gooooood at all, but he knew why I had it being there lol

[cooldude123]

In the changing rooms at school.

Now, nobody shows their 'parts' and i don't know why. I guess it's puberty...

However, 1-2 years ago, nobody cared.
I was getting changed and was fully nude just like most others.
I had to walk to the other end of the room to go get something. I was nude at the time but nobody cared...
Then, whilst i was half way, i got a huge erection and i couldn't do anything!
Everybody thought i was gay? It's just not fair!

Never again do i go nude in changing rooms.

[coodood]

Walking in the mall by myself and I get an erection, I had to walk Down a huge hall way to get to the nearest bathroom and cool down. A lot of people must of saw it.

[Pineapple]

My story might not be as bad, but still emberassing. Once I got one in gym after doing pushups. I think the repetetive pressure on my penis (I was wearing boxers, so I was completely loose) caused it. This happens almost every day in gym but most of the time I'm able to control it. Also one time I got one in 1st period RIGHT (I mean like 10 seconds) before the bell rang, and I mean this was a full-on hard, and I had no other choice but to get up. I tried to cover it with my binder, but I'm sure it was noticed, why else would a straight guy hold his binder with both hands in front of him? It was quite emberassing.

[Zethioth]

One time I was wearing sweats and fell asleep in class, I got an erection and the teacher grabbed it thinking that it was my phone.

LOL JK! I saw this on FML and I just wanted to share this with you guys. Just imagine that! :P

My story might not be as bad, but still emberassing. Once I got one in gym after doing pushups. I think the repetetive pressure on my penis (I was wearing boxers, so I was completely loose) caused it. This happens almost every day in gym but most of the time I'm able to control it. Also one time I got one in 1st period RIGHT (I mean like 10 seconds) before the bell rang, and I mean this was a full-on hard, and I had no other choice but to get up. I tried to cover it with my binder, but I'm sure it was noticed, why else would a straight guy hold his binder with both hands in front of him? It was quite emberassing.

I have done that before! I grab anything and everything I can to hide it!

Let's just say backstroke is no longer my best stroke lol

in our school pool lol

Ooh, that's why I stick with the Fly, I will admit that all of it rubbing there does cause it to go up, slows me down. >: ( Let's just say that I'm glad I'm facing downwards.

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[walker2245]

Mine was just recently at school in language arts class. i had to present a project but right before i had to go up in front of the class i asked the teacher if i could go to the bathroom. so i went to the bathroom and got rid of it:lol:

[TGemini2]

do a presentation in class was prolly the worst

[Giles]

do a presentation in class was prolly the worst

Similar happened to me... I had a presentation in media and I just managed to get it to go down before I had to stand up.

[impact_75]

My worst time was after I got out of the shower after JV Football practice. I somehow got an erection, and one of my teammates noticed. So he snuck up behind me and pulled the towel off my waist! Everyone got silent for about 10seconds:eek: then the whistling "whe whewww" came out. I was very embarrased.

[Mzor203]

This thread really has nothing to do with puberty.

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