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deadpie
September 22nd, 2009, 06:46 PM
Hide under holes, theres nowhere to go.
Right on target, start the show.
National news coverage of a comet
I'm so happy that today is the apocalypse
I started the day out eating pop tarts for breakfast
And walked outside and saw people running to their basements
People running around naked

You will disintegrate, evaporate before it hits
You will panic; go schizophrenic when you see it
You will cry and wonder why
The world has to burn on such a beautiful night.

Pray, get on your knees, now is the time
To signal god and he'll remind you that you lied
So for your sins this rock comes down from the sky
Say your last words, it's time to die.

You scream and point at the thing that has arrived
You will burn and never return to your happy light
You will go insane; you will shoot yourself before the sky turns white
And nobody will survive.

The parts of shooting stars
Will fire at your cars
So run out and steal everything you see in Wal-Mart
Shove it all in one shopping kart.
Run away and start a parade.
Where we're blowing out each others brains

Now look high into the sky
See a light shine so bright
Than your bodies turn to flames
And your body melts to a pancake
Finally, the comet hits the earth
And releases the dark curse
The humans last words were,
"Oh shit."


humor much?

mrmcdonaldduck
September 22nd, 2009, 09:35 PM
very deep.

sasquatch
September 24th, 2009, 06:52 AM
mate.....that would make such a good death metal song
:D:D:D