pee with a boner?

[jordan95]

how do you pee in a toilet with a boner? (if its not possible, how/what/where do you pee?)

[Dannyy]

Why wouldn't it be possible?

Just stand back haha. Put a towel on the bottom of the toilet, then throw it down when your done. That, or pee in the bathtub by the drain, then run the water for like a minute.

[confusedand14]

I ususally just wait a few minutes till by boner goes down. Or if it's really an emergency I have peed in the shower before. But usually I just wait for my boner to go down. How do you do it Jordan?

[daveywavey]

usually when i have to pee really bad my boner goes away by itself lol

[Cody_Metalhead]

Hah.
I just run water in the shower, and go there.

But, mostly I just use the toilet.

[Xenomi]

just aim and release

[tomy]

Well, There are many things you could do.... Like. Sit down and pee, Wait for your boner to go down, Pee in your bath tub, Pee out side... ect, you get the point :P

[RenamedUser]

No differently than peeing without one?

Edit: On second though, in my experience it can sting if you try to urinate with an erection. Not sure if this is common though.

[OneManArmy]

well it depends how ur boner curves. Mine goes straight up, so if I try to pee with a boner I'll hit my face, lmfao. But I usually just wait, or stand back from the toilet a bit, and aim, lol.

[Pioneer92]

I wait or I go outside since I live in a really wooded area

[lil baller]

if i hav a boner and hav to pee i just go in the shower or go outside

[ACQD139F83J]

I can't - the urine just doesn't come out when I have a boner... I just distract myself 'til it goes away.

[mattmattmatt]

yep. mine is straight out, so i can pee w/ a boner no problem.

well it depends how ur boner curves. Mine goes straight up, so if I try to pee with a boner I'll hit my face, lmfao. But I usually just wait, or stand back from the toilet a bit, and aim, lol.

[Shalom]

You have to aim good, lol.

[alex95]

lean and aim and relase....try to move it if u can lol

[nick]

That, or pee in the bathtub by the drain, then run the water for like a minute.

I have peed in the shower before.

Hah.
I just run water in the shower, and go there.


God almightly I'm glad I dont live with you guys. When I take a bath I like to know no one has been peeing in the tub. Horrible, horrible. Goodness knows what the girls think about this.

[RenamedUser]

God almightly I'm glad I dont live with you guys. When I take a bath I like to know no one has been peeing in the tub. Horrible, horrible. Goodness knows what the girls think about this.
...that be a bit of exaggeratin', matey. I don't do 't, but urine be sterile and it all sails to the same place.

[nick]

...that be a bit of exaggeratin', matey. I don't do 't, but urine be sterile and it all sails to the same place.
I wasnt exaggerating, just telling it how I see it.

[gagemeaker]

sit down ;0

[RenamedUser]

sit down ;0

Then it seems like it would be even more difficult, if not downright uncomfortable.

[YourFriend]

It's possible, i do it every morning...

[Giles]

God almightly I'm glad I dont live with you guys. When I take a bath I like to know no one has been peeing in the tub. Horrible, horrible. Goodness knows what the girls think about this.

Thats a bit over the top... Peeing in the shower/bath is no different to the toilet, It all ends up at the same place... besides if U wash the shower/bath then it doesnt smell.

It's possible, i do it every morning...

Same here. I just sit down and stop it from touching to inside of the toilet.

[thatnathanguy]

It is hard, the only time I ever do it is in the morning when I wake up with one and have to pee really bad,

mine points up at an angle so its a bit hard, but if I sit, push it down and lean forward I can do it, or I piss when I'm in the shower.

[zxcvbnm]

If you sit down on the toilet and lean forward, so your upper body is laying on your legs it is easier. But it is generally hard to pee with an erection, not even taking the awkward penis into account.

[check it]

go outside. and then tell people about it... hahahaha

[mrmcdonaldduck]

by aiming very carefully.

[MykeSoBe]

I am able to bend mine most of the time since it's fully erect but not completely stiff most of the time. Or, as usual, I just stand up like I always do.

[david_1990]

i bend over a lot and push it down but it hurts lol

[Aves]

Aim, sit down, wait, imagine a naked 100 year old grandma to make the boner go away.

All of those are just some suggestions

[ahmann7]

just kneel down to the toilet haha

[adam1995]

seems like kind of a pointless thread... but, anyway... never had a problem...

[force95]

ye its hard u jus hav 2 aim some times my pee goes evry where lol :S

[mrcoffeshop]

well sure u can move back and aim or u can sit on the toilt and push ur dick downwarfds wich my hurt (depending on ur penis cuvature) and umm well u can stand up and kind of lean over or the tub or outside or in the sink if despreate but yea i ean there are a lot of ways in a big cup... what ever you want AND you can be totaly inventive too i mean even a vase or sumthing lol

[MARiFOX]

mine usally goes away by its self but if it doesnt i sit down... cant really turn the shower on for a minute with makin it seem sispicuos

[shockdude]

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[Disconected]

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[XxHaViiK]

That could be a little difficult, though... You've got me curious. One day I might actually try this.

[Jmann]

i am and release but some times i go outside

[BigBulge]

Just sit on the loo and push your difk down slightly. You may have to push harder to pee.

[Charizard8]

I hate when that happens. I usually wait till its gone

[gone]

Do a handstand, ;)

[crazycoller]

either wait it out or the great outdoors

[BlackBetty]

Just piss as you normally so. I think it hurts to pee and have a erection.

[kenshin8106]

just push it down or step back a little?