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Dannyy
September 18th, 2009, 07:19 PM
So I have a serious question, why do most guys get boners when they first wake up?

I know I do, in fact, my sister walked in to wake me up, she woke me up and said this exactly 'What the hell were you dreaming about!?'

Lol, I just laughed and kicked her out.

But seriously, why does this happen?

tripolar
September 18th, 2009, 07:22 PM
Ahh Morning wood. I think it happens because your having erotic dreams and you get a boner yet you may not remember the dream or body recognizes it. Also some people say its because you have to pee sense your bladder fills up while sleeping.

stef
September 18th, 2009, 07:32 PM
usually i have morning wood but after i piss its gone. i think it happends cos u need to piss

trouble
September 18th, 2009, 07:34 PM
usually i have morning wood but after i piss its gone. i think it happends cos u need to piss

I agree. Same thing happens to me

Dannyy
September 18th, 2009, 08:22 PM
Yeah, thats what I thought, it's because you had to pee. Because when I pee, it goes away aswell.

Thanks guys.

confusedand14
September 18th, 2009, 08:37 PM
Same here. And on rare days when I wake up not having to pee, I don't really have morning wood either. And it always seems the worse you have to pee the harder your dick is, and the harder it is to pee. Kinda a vicious cycle.

jordan95
September 18th, 2009, 08:43 PM
its because you have to pee, so your ,muscle contracts to close the bladder (or something to that effect) so, you get an erection. Everyone does. Thats why after you pee it goes away.

Xenomi
September 18th, 2009, 09:25 PM
in my health class at school, the teacher said you get a boner like every 45 minutes while you sleep haha

RenamedUser
September 18th, 2009, 10:03 PM
Ugh.

It's a common misconception that morning wood is a result of the urge to urinate. No correlation whatsoever.

In actuality, an erection can form during a period of intense relaxation, which is commonly experienced during sleep. Also, a man's testosterone levels are at their highest during the night. So there are a number of factors that can cause this, but certainly not the need to urinate.

Shalom
September 19th, 2009, 11:30 AM
Hmm i never knew it was because you had to piss, interesting.

Cody_Metalhead
September 19th, 2009, 11:32 AM
Well, I learned something today.
Lol.

XFlyboyX
September 19th, 2009, 12:17 PM
yup its cause u got to take a piss

Justwondering
September 19th, 2009, 12:25 PM
We get erections 4-5 times a night. It usually happens during REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep. We usually have a REM before we wake up, therefore morning wood. Some people also think its because our bladder is full. We still don't know with 100% certainty why we get morning wood though.

alex95
September 19th, 2009, 02:25 PM
i have morning boners every morning i just piss and it goes away... its normal it's because u had to piss lol

lilhellboii
September 19th, 2009, 03:07 PM
it happens to me all the time! idk why! and i never have erotic dreams! well sometimes but i dont think thats the reason!

RenamedUser
September 19th, 2009, 03:09 PM
Arrr, I'll be tryin' this again:

It's not because you have to urinate.

cool-_-boy
September 19th, 2009, 04:13 PM
yeah i have it every morning

gagemeaker
September 19th, 2009, 04:15 PM
its bc ur body has hormones that cause random boners. the best way 2 get rid of it is to j/o or pee

Giles
September 19th, 2009, 05:51 PM
Ahh Morning wood. I think it happens because your having erotic dreams and you get a boner yet you may not remember the dream or body recognizes it. Also some people say its because you have to pee sense your bladder fills up while sleeping.

usually i have morning wood but after i piss its gone. i think it happends cos u need to piss

Yeah, thats what I thought, it's because you had to pee. Because when I pee, it goes away aswell.

Thanks guys.

Same here. And on rare days when I wake up not having to pee, I don't really have morning wood either. And it always seems the worse you have to pee the harder your dick is, and the harder it is to pee. Kinda a vicious cycle.

its because you have to pee, so your ,muscle contracts to close the bladder (or something to that effect) so, you get an erection. Everyone does. Thats why after you pee it goes away.

Hmm i never knew it was because you had to piss, interesting.

yup its cause u got to take a piss

i have morning boners every morning i just piss and it goes away... its normal it's because u had to piss lol


Sadly, your all wrong ^^^ thers no link between pissing and erections.


Ugh.

It's a common misconception that morning wood is a result of the urge to urinate. No correlation whatsoever.

In actuality, an erection can form during a period of intense relaxation, which is commonly experienced during sleep. Also, a man's testosterone levels are at their highest during the night. So there are a number of factors that can cause this, but certainly not the need to urinate.

that,however, is correct. ^^^

KillerInstinct
September 19th, 2009, 09:09 PM
Ahhh morning wood i think bruce campbell can explain it the best. Check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22elWod1Hf8

Fourth Dimension
September 19th, 2009, 10:11 PM
i dont typicly get that but when i do its annoying

Monoxide
September 20th, 2009, 03:51 AM
There is not 1 morning where you wake up and not have to pee.

So usually the reason you have morning wood is because you gotta go pee-pee

/end

Yesterdays Hero
September 20th, 2009, 04:15 AM
Morning wood, yes, i get it.