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diamond jetstream
September 18th, 2009, 03:01 AM
have you ever had an erection at school and how did you hide it
mrmcdonaldduck
September 18th, 2009, 04:05 AM
i have them all the time, really annoying.
i usually try to think about the most boring things and wait for it to go away.
but put your penis facing up, doesnt show as much.
Zero Beat
September 18th, 2009, 04:33 AM
i get them sometimes, yeah like Jason said, point it up and away u go.
BTW this should be in guys puberty.
HelloWorld123456
September 18th, 2009, 05:11 AM
Put it under waistband of the trousers or boxers ;)
Gumleaf
September 18th, 2009, 06:49 AM
moved: gen puberty >>> boys puberty
Shalom
September 19th, 2009, 12:00 PM
Yes I just put books or something, but usually im under a desk so no one can see anyways. It doesn't happen often. I can't even remember the last time.
OneManArmy
September 19th, 2009, 12:48 PM
Only seems to happen to me when I'm really bored, and my mind drifts off to other things. Usually in French class, lol. but think about something different or put it under your waistband and you'll be fine.
KillerInstinct
September 19th, 2009, 01:24 PM
If you have a textbook/folder/notebook handy cover it up with that otherwise just think of some boring stuff
zach_15
September 19th, 2009, 04:21 PM
I just point it up and put it in the waistband of my boxer briefs
YourFriend
September 19th, 2009, 04:50 PM
Have them often, it's usually when i'm sitting so it's not difficult to hide 'em.
megaman
September 19th, 2009, 05:15 PM
have you ever had an erection at school and how did you hide it
i had to go up and write something on the board with one wonce it was awfull i had to try hide it
Giles
September 19th, 2009, 05:31 PM
I get them everyday... Just try and think of how embarrassing it would be is someone saw or the most boring thing possible, it goes away eventually.
Pioneer92
September 19th, 2009, 05:35 PM
Put it under waistband of the trousers or boxers ;)
That's what I do too
adam1995
September 19th, 2009, 10:11 PM
haha... i just go about my day. i kind of don't mind if anybody notices... is that weird????
Fourth Dimension
September 19th, 2009, 10:13 PM
when i was like 13 and 14 i hated it so much
antster
September 19th, 2009, 10:14 PM
i get them somtimes n i try to hide with books or jus walk away from ppl until it goes away
Hank Hill
October 5th, 2009, 07:10 PM
i got them in 8th grade like all the time, and i figured the best way to hide it was to just keep your head down and do something else like doodle until it goes away. If your giving a presentation (happened to me) just stand behind something. there annoying, but you get used to it after a while and know how to have them go away. hope this helps!
amongthefirst
October 5th, 2009, 07:51 PM
I get them every day. Mostly because of the thoughts that are going on in my head...especially when I'm thinking, "I hope I don't get an erection! I hope I hope I hope I don't get an erection!", I always end up with one.
unknown2011
October 5th, 2009, 08:02 PM
if im sitting i put my forearm on it (flat).
if im standing/walking i try to cover up with my shirt.
god, they're annoying!
Carfreakjack
October 5th, 2009, 08:26 PM
Well I normally just throw it up in my waist band if I can with out getting caught
And today I was about to go to gym and were swimming and I got a random one so I took my time at my locker and my friend was getting mad then it went away as I got there thank god lol
Dane97
October 5th, 2009, 08:32 PM
i usually get them while im sitting but if i do while standing i just like put my hands in my pockets
BrandongoesBoom
October 5th, 2009, 08:36 PM
yes all the time at random times. i try to put down or put it my waist band of my boxer briefs.
everyone should privite message me. =]
Darkened-Inferno
October 5th, 2009, 09:50 PM
Luckily, I don't get them too often, but when I do, I just think of something else and it goes away. It works everytime! And it helps to know that no one is looking since I'm that boy sitting in the back who doesn't talk.
goldbiospark
October 7th, 2009, 10:17 PM
Put it under waistband of the trousers or boxers ;)
Honestly this works most of the time, it depends what type of pants and underwear you happen to be wearing and how loose/tight they are.. Loose boxers with baggy shorts will make it harder to hide (think about it)... With any type of tightish pants, it will make it extreamly difficult to hide it (Even the Slightest bump will show up even if you tuck it into the elastic of your uderwear or have compression shorts on holding everything in place).. and if i were you and i got boners ALL THE TIME in school or a place were it just embarrases you, id wear looser pants or shorts and wear compression shors(underwear)/ or tighter boxer briefs would work too... Or just something that would hold your penis in place....
The same tricks seem to work for everyone :)
thatteenguy
October 8th, 2009, 01:54 AM
wear a long shirt to cover your bulge area.
damoooryan
October 8th, 2009, 03:47 AM
I do rowing and you have to wear tight zoot zoots so it is horrible because it makes a massive bulge.
Furby
October 8th, 2009, 07:47 AM
i get them sometimes, yeah like Jason said, point it up and away u go.
BTW this should be in guys puberty.
Ok this is good but there is a way to rid off it naturally not sure how to explaine it but I will try.
I can move the muscles in my penis and B4 :eek: my penis so try tightning ur stomach :furious: (or flex whichever u prefer) but really try for tha lower stomach as well and hold that muscle after a while u will feel like ur penis is slowly getting soft while that is happening then u can let go of the stomach muscle.
Whoever I helped plz give good rep!!! :woot:
loz4
October 8th, 2009, 10:31 AM
i get them most days, last year in maths got them everyday because sitting in the desks in front of me were 4 of the fittest people in my year good times :). Anyway like Seth says in Superbad flick it up in to your waistband it hides it and feels awesome, seriously.
Mythical
January 10th, 2010, 05:17 PM
i get boners all the time
penguin13
January 10th, 2010, 05:26 PM
It always happens in the same class for me - anyone else the same?
Dan_UK
January 10th, 2010, 07:15 PM
It always happens in the same class for me - anyone else the same?
yeh in Latin for me, probably because I'm bored and my mind is drifting
Bard95
January 10th, 2010, 07:57 PM
It always happens in the same class for me - anyone else the same?
In German because im thinking bout "other stuf"
andyy
January 10th, 2010, 08:06 PM
i find there annoyin i get them all the time oncce my ex was sitting on me at lunch and o got up and few oof me mates new haha wasnt the best day when ppl are looking down at you but just go to the toilet and rearrange
dwl8fl
January 10th, 2010, 08:17 PM
It kind of hard to cover up when you get a erection in the shower after p.e class
superstar2067
January 10th, 2010, 08:49 PM
have you ever had an erection at school and how did you hide it
A good way to get rid of errections is to do complex maths in your head
impact_75
January 10th, 2010, 08:52 PM
Just think of something else.
tonks12
January 10th, 2010, 10:24 PM
Hell yeah I have. I just think about math or something and it goes right down. :)
Thrash Bassist
January 11th, 2010, 04:09 AM
I usually get them while sitting in a desk. But if I have to get up I usually cover it with a shirt or jacket. :yeah:
betakuwe
January 11th, 2010, 05:53 AM
A good way to get rid of errections is to do complex maths in your head
lol I do that. when i get a boner at the 'wrong' time I just go.. 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048 etc
josh93
January 12th, 2010, 11:43 PM
i do but neaver hide it
tyler1993football
January 17th, 2010, 12:56 AM
yes all the time
Jockstrap48
January 17th, 2010, 01:43 AM
Yea all the time just kinda put a book infront of it till it goes away
Irradiated
January 17th, 2010, 02:06 AM
yeah used to get them all the time. rarely now but when it happens, cover it up with books i carry on my hip. no one can see.
Ryguy24
January 17th, 2010, 02:31 PM
stick it in the waist band
iCookie Jar
January 17th, 2010, 03:17 PM
Yea, quite often I get bored and my mind drifts to sex :whoops: I let my dick lie against my stomach and I wear tight briefs and loose trousers so it doesn't show.
patrick99
January 17th, 2010, 05:07 PM
put it under your lage
ACQD139F83J
January 18th, 2010, 02:44 AM
yeah, I wear briefs that are tight enough that it isn't too obvious.
matt0310
January 18th, 2010, 03:12 AM
I use to get them a lot i would cover them up with my hoodie in my lap
aaronboy
January 18th, 2010, 03:17 AM
yes. hands in my pockets...
gone
January 18th, 2010, 03:29 AM
i used to get them all the time at school, fearing the teacher would call me up to the front of the class, haha
:P
guy1234
January 19th, 2010, 07:22 PM
stay sitting is my motto
Evn115
January 19th, 2010, 07:33 PM
Yeah, everyday... so annoying but i'm usually sitting down so yeah.. i usally just put my arm over it of something.. or think pay attention to the teacher.. or think about things that are disturbing...
ThatDude93
January 19th, 2010, 09:08 PM
every once and a while it'll happen...I just adjust it and go on
StraightAcE
January 19th, 2010, 09:14 PM
yes i have and a lot of times and yes i try to hide it sometimes
Shineforlife
January 19th, 2010, 09:25 PM
I hide it with my jumper over it and somehow hunch forward abit to hide it like butt kinda sticking out so you wont see the erection.
SKellD
January 19th, 2010, 11:24 PM
yea the come at random times. i hide my books or jacket and try to think of somethin that gets me unhorny, even though most of the times i dont be horny
micah21
January 24th, 2010, 02:12 PM
ill put my hands in my pocket and hopefully cover it up
NickWoods
January 24th, 2010, 02:16 PM
try to adjust it so it doesn't poke out. sometimes hands in pockets helps. or just cover it up.
doktored
January 24th, 2010, 02:38 PM
I used to get them quite a lot, but it was always when I was sat down so I never had a problem covering it up
BigBulge
January 24th, 2010, 03:26 PM
everyone gets them at embaressing times. If i do, i start listening to the teacher
krakendude
January 24th, 2010, 04:51 PM
Well I get erections all the time at school. It's usually from seeing a hot girl but I hide by just looking bored (if you act natural, none notices) except for one thing, don't act unusual. When you do that someone with a roaming eye will notice. I remember one time a teacher pulled me afetr a class to ask me if I was ok because I got an erection by accident and became fidgety. Good luck!!! Hope it helps.
woody92
January 24th, 2010, 04:54 PM
I do too and I think that its normal! There are loads of people that can catch your eye ^.^!! LOL
Tmac24
January 24th, 2010, 04:59 PM
Yeah like all the time, just hope you dont have to stand up anytime soon and when no one is looking "rearrange" everything where it is less noticeable
Ben26
January 25th, 2010, 02:18 PM
Yep, quite awkward!
I just put my hand in my pocket =S
Slxstunnaz
January 25th, 2010, 06:36 PM
I have. I just tuck in my waistband like from Superbad. It works.
cody2010
January 25th, 2010, 06:49 PM
i used to get erections at school all the time. it always happened while i was sitting for a long time. so it was easy to hide.
foxtrot
January 25th, 2010, 06:50 PM
Yeah, I get them all the time.
I usually just squeeze it between my legs until it goes away
Mysterious Skin
January 25th, 2010, 06:52 PM
I get dem all the time but iflik them up into my waistband
BoarderJAK93
January 25th, 2010, 08:46 PM
Dude hah, just happened to me today. but ya just point it up like evryones been saying.
freak
January 27th, 2010, 07:11 AM
i do get it some times. i just try to hide it using my bag or something,. cant help it!
thedisman
January 27th, 2010, 12:06 PM
all the time i either 4get bout them or wank
zack0507
January 27th, 2010, 02:59 PM
yea basicly just try to think about something awful and wait for it to go down
in the mean time point it upwards and tuck it into your waistband on your trousers or underwear
JayKay13_13
February 4th, 2010, 11:08 PM
most of the time i think of something boring and it will go away, if that doesn't work then ill tuck it between my legs.
Cameron1228
February 6th, 2010, 10:58 PM
I get them a lot ..RANDOM BONERSS. but, sometimes I take care of it ..jack off in the bathroom, (:
zack0507
February 7th, 2010, 09:39 AM
you think thats embarasing you should hear my story
lol
jay123
February 8th, 2010, 09:46 AM
i did a couple of times but to be honest i never saw anyone else that did
searching
February 8th, 2010, 10:55 AM
Luckily I haven't gotten one in school. I have gotten them on the bus but can usually cover it up with my backpack or coat.
jawohl
February 8th, 2010, 03:50 PM
I have. I try to think of the most non-arousing thing possible.
If it happens when I have to go to the next lesson I try to cover it with my blazer.
darren1990
February 8th, 2010, 09:12 PM
all the time, so i just point it up and tuck it under my briefs waistband x
SimplyTom
February 12th, 2010, 09:01 AM
i just try to think of something different
Dannyavfc
February 12th, 2010, 02:14 PM
i just push it up into my wastebelt :)
ask me
February 12th, 2010, 11:29 PM
Put it under waistband of the trousers or boxers ;)
that doesnt really work..
JRM96
February 16th, 2010, 07:43 PM
I just point it up and put it in the waistband of my boxer briefs
same here :cool:
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