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nick
September 16th, 2009, 01:02 PM
OK, so these are the most common excuses given in the uK

Read it here (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6195654/Top-excuse-to-avoid-sex-Im-too-tired.html)

tripolar
September 16th, 2009, 06:40 PM
7. I hear one of the children
8. you need a shower

lol, the shower excuse will be the last time you get laid by that person again.

Bougainvillea
September 16th, 2009, 06:46 PM
6. I'm angry with you

Fuck you bitch.
Show me that snatch.
lol :P

Rutherford The Brave
September 16th, 2009, 06:57 PM
I'm tired, yeah I just worked 8 hours I want sex and I want it now...

Modus Operandi
September 16th, 2009, 08:15 PM
Wow, that list is hilarious.

Bougainvillea
September 16th, 2009, 08:21 PM
Whatever happened to "Work on the neck, the nipples, and try back in five minutes"?

mrmcdonaldduck
September 18th, 2009, 04:35 AM
youd think that people would have better reasons.

HelloWorld123456
September 18th, 2009, 05:06 AM
Haha ... "I have bad luck xD" ...


Idc xD gimmie that pussy xD

Zero Beat
September 18th, 2009, 07:16 AM
LOL! hahaha...

"you need a shower" so we should do it in there while u get clean, and i get dirty ;)
XD